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The truth? Not really
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They really love cuddles and being tickled
She hates kittens 
Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants
They're both evil leprechauns 
She's actually bold 
MrsSB  "
They make all their meets cook an omelette before sex x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They really love cuddles and being tickled
She hates kittens
Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants
They're both evil leprechauns
She's actually bold
MrsSB "
Fake pics, just a bloke |
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"They really love cuddles and being tickled
She hates kittens
Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants
They're both evil leprechauns
She's actually bold
MrsSB
Fake pics, just a bloke"
Actually that's 50% true
MrsSB |
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By *red438Man
over a year ago
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"They really love cuddles and being tickled
She hates kittens
Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants
They're both evil leprechauns "
Once lived as a real life Bond villain and attempted to over throw the local government of Milton Keynes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They really love cuddles and being tickled
She hates kittens
Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants
They're both evil leprechauns
Once lived as a real life Bond villain and attempted to over throw the local government of Milton Keynes "
Can play the ukulele but can't fart due to a rare medical condition connecting his lower intestine to his right ear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They really love cuddles and being tickled
She hates kittens
Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants
They're both evil leprechauns
Once lived as a real life Bond villain and attempted to over throw the local government of Milton Keynes
Can play the ukulele but can't fart due to a rare medical condition connecting his lower intestine to his right ear."
Real names Wayne and Trace used to own a Capri with their names emblazoned across the top of the windscreen in the late 80's.
Currently drive a Sharran,so that they can fit their 20 show Chihuahuas in it as they tour the Hebrides! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once ate 147 pickled onions for a bet. Then called the Guinness book of records in an attempt at the longest fart record!
Got disqualified for following through  "
Is actually a hat with various different bodies he wears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Colgate was the stunt double for odd job from gold finger, to this day he can still throw a bowler hat through a concrete wall at 20 paces"
Will was involved in a rather unsavoury way in the production of DNA for the first cloned sheep .
The wellies he used in this exercise are still covered in a strange smelling substance ......
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Subby once performed a novelty act for Simon cowell with a pickled herring"
Colgate caught the herring with just a ball of cotton , a bent pin , his cock and a blue pill |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Subby once performed a novelty act for Simon cowell with a pickled herring
Colgate caught the herring with just a ball of cotton , a bent pin , his cock and a blue pill "
Glo go to church on Sundays and DON'T suck of the vicar!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Subby once performed a novelty act for Simon cowell with a pickled herring
Colgate caught the herring with just a ball of cotton , a bent pin , his cock and a blue pill
Glo go to church on Sundays and DON'T suck of the vicar!! "
Is the love child of Max Bygraves and a Parrot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Burnt his willy on the ironing board
Loves having secret pokey bum wanks"
Loves meeting couples dressed as a seal , balancing a ball on her nose and jumping through hoops |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Burnt his willy on the ironing board
Loves having secret pokey bum wanks
Loves meeting couples dressed as a seal , balancing a ball on her nose and jumping through hoops "
Oh shit .... I forgot it was a tell a lie thread ... I thought it was tell the truth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Burnt his willy on the ironing board
Loves having secret pokey bum wanks
Loves meeting couples dressed as a seal , balancing a ball on her nose and jumping through hoops
Oh shit .... I forgot it was a tell a lie thread ... I thought it was tell the truth "
Only want to do socials |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Burnt his willy on the ironing board
Loves having secret pokey bum wanks
Loves meeting couples dressed as a seal , balancing a ball on her nose and jumping through hoops
Oh shit .... I forgot it was a tell a lie thread ... I thought it was tell the truth
Only want to do socials "
Is a secret porn star. Famous for starring in the German goo girl videos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to.....
Real name Antonia, she is a three foot seven inche truck driving pigmy nun "
Hasn't got a dog,talks to himself when he's out walking. |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to.....
Real name Antonia, she is a three foot seven inche truck driving pigmy nun
Hasn't got a dog,talks to himself when he's out walking."
Plays the Albanian nose flute |
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By *red438Man
over a year ago
Weston-super-Mare |
"Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to.....
Real name Antonia, she is a three foot seven inche truck driving pigmy nun
Hasn't got a dog,talks to himself when he's out walking.
Plays the Albanian nose flute"
Colgate really is a brand of toothpaste |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to.....
Real name Antonia, she is a three foot seven inche truck driving pigmy nun
Hasn't got a dog,talks to himself when he's out walking.
Plays the Albanian nose flute
Colgate really is a brand of toothpaste "
Fred is far to sexy for his shirt. He takes it so seriously he only dresses to the right  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to.....
Real name Antonia, she is a three foot seven inche truck driving pigmy nun "
Oh my days , we want to meet her even more than before now !!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Collets used bus tickets and always used a doyley when having a cuppa "
Doesn't really hike in the hills... He's a ballet dancer and pooch is a pussycat!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Doesn't really hike in the hills... He's a ballet dancer and pooch is a pussycat! "
Mr P turned down the role of Hagrid in Harry Potter as he didn't want to be type cast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Secretly eats lard on white bread.
Doesn't own a dildo. Buys 17 cucumbers a week..."
Tony is a fake!
He/She is really a famous Female porn star doing research looking for tips for a new porn movie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Secretly eats lard on white bread.
Doesn't own a dildo. Buys 17 cucumbers a week...
Tony is a fake!
He/She is really a famous Female porn star doing research looking for tips for a new porn movie"
Scrummy auditioned for a part in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because he wanted to swim in a river of chocolate. |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Drove for hundreds of miles around Germany following signs for the town of Ausfaht before someone told her it means exit. Still thinks frankfurters are the wurst of all sausages |
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