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By *red438 OP Man over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would prefer a really good cheesy pick-up line to some of the first intro messages I often get.

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By *appyjack890Man over a year ago

North loncolnshire

Never used any pick up lines but a lad i knew once used to say... have you got a mirror in your knickers, because i can see myself in em.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. *ba dum tish*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got a pen ?

Yes

Well get back in it yer fat pig

This is why I'm single

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a pen ?

Yes

Well get back in it yer fat pig

This is why I'm single "

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By *appyjack890Man over a year ago

North loncolnshire

"Have you got a pen ?

Yes

Well get back in it yer fat pig

This is why I'm single "

I like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a pen ?

Yes

Well get back in it yer fat pig

This is why I'm single

I like that

"
dont bother mate. It never works.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a pen ?

Yes

Well get back in it yer fat pig

This is why I'm single

I like that

dont bother mate. It never works. "

If you showed your arse at the same time it might

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey. Are you two sisters ?

Yes,

Oh right. Wheres cinderella ?

Nope that one does not get me laid either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you got a pen ?

Yes

Well get back in it yer fat pig

This is why I'm single

I like that

dont bother mate. It never works.

If you showed your arse at the same time it might

"
i would get thrown out my local though x

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Cheddar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spread

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By *appyjack890Man over a year ago

North loncolnshire

You dont sweat much for a fat lass.

Probably not the best either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey. Are you two sisters ?

Yes,

Oh right. Wheres cinderella ?

Nope that one does not get me laid either

I really shouldn't laugh at these jokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey. Are you two sisters ?

Yes,

Oh right. Wheres cinderella ?

Nope that one does not get me laid either

I really shouldn't laugh at these jokes

"
i have worse ones,xx

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Mini baby belle

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By *red438 OP Man over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

Cottage-ing cheese

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