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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had the same when I had a single profile.
Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".
It's a cross I must have to bear.
"Damn these good looks and trained body!"
Goes off and cries into his cake!
Mr L |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had the same when I had a single profile.
Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".
It's a cross I must have to bear.
"Damn these good looks and trained body!"
Goes off and cries into his cake!
Mr L " what cake you got..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had the same when I had a single profile.
Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".
It's a cross I must have to bear.
"Damn these good looks and trained body!"
Goes off and cries into his cake!
Mr L what cake you got..? "
Jamaica ginger cake and a cup of tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had the same when I had a single profile.
Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".
It's a cross I must have to bear.
"Damn these good looks and trained body!"
Goes off and cries into his cake!
Mr L what cake you got..?
Jamaica ginger cake and a cup of tea " damn u the cornerstone of any balanced breakfast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had the same when I had a single profile.
Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".
It's a cross I must have to bear.
"Damn these good looks and trained body!"
Goes off and cries into his cake!
Mr L what cake you got..?
Jamaica ginger cake and a cup of tea damn u the cornerstone of any balanced breakfast "
'Twas rather nice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah I can't claim my lack of meets are because I'm too good looking.........It must be because I'm too much good company. Yep that's it."
Just Bad Company here
"Bad Company"
Company, always on the run
Destiny is the rising sun
Oh, I was born 6-gun in my hand
Behind the gun I'll make my final stand
That's why they call me
Bad company
And I can't deny
Bad company
'Til the day I die
Oh, 'til the day I die
'Til the day I die
Rebel souls, deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the Son
Now these towns, they all know our name
6-gun sound is our claim to fame
I can hear them say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My good looks are a curse. I have repetitive strain injury from beating the females off with a shitty stick.
Now.....did somebody mention cake? "
Only standard Victorian sponge here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My good looks are a curse. I have repetitive strain injury from beating the females off with a shitty stick.
Now.....did somebody mention cake?
Only standard Victorian sponge here "
Yeh I'll try anything once. Though usually im cheesecake kinda guy. So im really stepping out of my cake comfort zone. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
There's the old theory that perceived matching levels of visual attractiveness come into play so if you consider yourself a 6 out of 10 you'll aim for similar rather than risk getting knocked back by a 9 or 10. Luckily I happen to think said theory is bollocks because the visual is the least important aspect for me when it comes to attraction. Either that or I have been a pity fuck numerous times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've come to the wrong place.. we're all way too beautiful on here.. its scary. Lol "
Well at least we know which thread to come to to pick our next victim!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've come to the wrong place.. we're all way too beautiful on here.. its scary. Lol
Well at least we know which thread to come to to pick our next victim!!! "
Haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer sence of humour over anything, I mean don't get me wrong, I like a good looking guy but it's not all that for me.
-Princess xx"
Oh I have sense of humour... otherwise id be crying into my cheesecake all day. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe that's why us single guys aren't getting meets. We are too good looking
Ps..this is meant to be humorous "
Humerous?
It's not funny being this fantastically fuckable you know....
I'm sick of being swamped by all the fancy a fuck messages and foof pictures.
3. 2. 1.... andddddd back in the room. |
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"Yeah I can't claim my lack of meets are because I'm too good looking.........It must be because I'm too much good company. Yep that's it.
Just Bad Company here
"Bad Company"
Company, always on the run
Destiny is the rising sun
Oh, I was born 6-gun in my hand
Behind the gun I'll make my final stand
That's why they call me
Bad company
And I can't deny
Bad company
'Til the day I die
Oh, 'til the day I die
'Til the day I die
Rebel souls, deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the Son
Now these towns, they all know our name
6-gun sound is our claim to fame
I can hear them say"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww5GXbk58R0
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all....
Me obviously not that snow white..
Whenever I get a thanks but no thanks I always tell myself it's because I was out of their league, now I know it's true.. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all....
Me obviously not that snow white..
Whenever I get a thanks but no thanks I always tell myself it's because I was out of their league, now I know it's true.. "
Snow White?! |
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"Had the same when I had a single profile.
Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".
It's a cross I must have to bear.
"Damn these good looks and trained body!"
Goes off and cries into his cake!
Mr L "
It's OK, I'd force myself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer sence of humour over anything, I mean don't get me wrong, I like a good looking guy but it's not all that for me.
-Princess xx
Oh I have sense of humour... otherwise id be crying into my cheesecake all day. Lol "
Contestants coming in hard and fast (...oh no! Forgot that means something else on fab! )
This contestant is also eligible lol
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"Maybe that's why us single guys aren't getting meets. We are too good looking
Ps..this is meant to be humorous "
that'd be it
On a serious note loads of women mention that some men are "out of their league" so there could be an element of truth in what you say.
As far as I'm concerned the better looking the more I like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe that's why us single guys aren't getting meets. We are too good looking
Ps..this is meant to be humorous
Humerous?
It's not funny being this fantastically fuckable you know....
I'm sick of being swamped by all the fancy a fuck messages and foof pictures.
3. 2. 1.... andddddd back in the room. "
Think how bad it gets when you have hair like MINE!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had the same when I had a single profile.
Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".
It's a cross I must have to bear.
"Damn these good looks and trained body!"
Goes off and cries into his cake!
Mr L "
I didnt say you looked like you'd been photoshopped |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have only one thing to tempt them with and it seems to work everytime.........a variety of cake
Throw in some tea and I'm pretty much anyones. "
I need to up my game do I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have only one thing to tempt them with and it seems to work everytime.........a variety of cake
Throw in some tea and I'm pretty much anyones.
I need to up my game do I? "
Looking at your pictures, we can forget the cake and the tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had the same when I had a single profile.
Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".
It's a cross I must have to bear.
"Damn these good looks and trained body!"
Goes off and cries into his cake!
Mr L "
I echo this post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm working on it.
Currently doing a very good job in losing my flat stomach for a more rotund one pack.
Maybe the average look will make me more appealing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone mention cake!! Still have some Jamaicna ginger cake left over. X
I do like Jamiacan Ginger cake. Shall I put the kettle on?"
Goes far better with tea than coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone mention cake!! Still have some Jamaicna ginger cake left over. X
I do like Jamiacan Ginger cake. Shall I put the kettle on?
Goes far better with tea than coffee"
I only put the kettle on to make tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone mention cake!! Still have some Jamaicna ginger cake left over. X
I do like Jamiacan Ginger cake. Shall I put the kettle on?
Goes far better with tea than coffee"
So what cake goes perfectly with coffee.. In this particular case, Java coffee?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. Being gym fit you are above most leagues
Absolutely shag
Intelligent and gym fit is the worst combination "
Intelligence is actually a real turn on for me - especially when someone can stimulate the mind before the body but must say shy away from gym fit as we are average |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone mention cake!! Still have some Jamaicna ginger cake left over. X
I do like Jamiacan Ginger cake. Shall I put the kettle on?
Goes far better with tea than coffee
So what cake goes perfectly with coffee.. In this particular case, Java coffee?
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Carrot goes with either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. Being gym fit you are above most leagues
Absolutely shag
Intelligent and gym fit is the worst combination "
And hopefully not with a face like a bag of Spanners. Then again could be a go behinder! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes. Being gym fit you are above most leagues
Absolutely shag
Intelligent and gym fit is the worst combination
And hopefully not with a face like a bag of Spanners. Then again could be a go behinder! "
but then I love kissing so it just wouldn't do the job :- |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes. Being gym fit you are above most leagues
Absolutely shag
Intelligent and gym fit is the worst combination
And hopefully not with a face like a bag of Spanners. Then again could be a go behinder!
but then I love kissing so it just wouldn't do the job :-" .
Damn these good looks!!! |
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