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over a year ago
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Good starter!
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Heys thats somebof my best stuff
Tbf someone stole my back room writers
Okay here goes
Why dont dinosaurs clap
Because they are extinct
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knock knock
Whos there
Orange
Orange who
Orange you going to let me in
Good starter!
Heys thats somebof my best stuff
Tbf someone stole my back room writers
Okay here goes
Why dont dinosaurs clap
Because they are extinct
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It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knock knock
Whos there
Orange
Orange who
Orange you going to let me in
Good starter!
Heys thats somebof my best stuff
Tbf someone stole my back room writers
Okay here goes
Why dont dinosaurs clap
Because they are extinct
It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying "
Hey come on admit it you smiled
Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car
"Robin get in the car"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knock knock
Whos there
Orange
Orange who
Orange you going to let me in
Good starter!
Heys thats somebof my best stuff
Tbf someone stole my back room writers
Okay here goes
Why dont dinosaurs clap
Because they are extinct
It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying
Hey come on admit it you smiled
Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car
"Robin get in the car"
"
OMG I chuckle to that what's wrong with me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knock knock
Whos there
Orange
Orange who
Orange you going to let me in
Good starter!
Heys thats somebof my best stuff
Tbf someone stole my back room writers
Okay here goes
Why dont dinosaurs clap
Because they are extinct
It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying
Hey come on admit it you smiled
Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car
"Robin get in the car"
OMG I chuckle to that what's wrong with me "
Its cause its funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knock knock
Whos there
Orange
Orange who
Orange you going to let me in
Good starter!
Heys thats somebof my best stuff
Tbf someone stole my back room writers
Okay here goes
Why dont dinosaurs clap
Because they are extinct
It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying
Hey come on admit it you smiled
Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car
"Robin get in the car"
OMG I chuckle to that what's wrong with me
Its cause its funny "
You know I will agree to anything when you have that sexy bottom facing me  |
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"Knock knock
Whos there
Orange
Orange who
Orange you going to let me in
Good starter!
Heys thats somebof my best stuff
Tbf someone stole my back room writers
Okay here goes
Why dont dinosaurs clap
Because they are extinct
It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying
Hey come on admit it you smiled
Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car
"Robin get in the car"
"
..... If the answer is "cock robin".... what is the question ? ...... What's that up my arse batman ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knock knock
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Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?"
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A woman goes to the Police Station to report a case of indecent exposure. The desk Sergeant asks;
"Was he in a state of arousal" and she replies, "No. I think it was a Robin Reliant" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knock knock
Whos there
Orange
Orange who
Orange you going to let me in
Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned "
It's good to have a dream
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knock knock
Whos there
Orange
Orange who
Orange you going to let me in
Good starter!
Heys thats somebof my best stuff
Tbf someone stole my back room writers
Okay here goes
Why dont dinosaurs clap
Because they are extinct
It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying
Hey come on admit it you smiled
Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car
"Robin get in the car"
"
Thief.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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White man goes to jail and he's padded up with a great big black man . Black man says when the light goes out we will play mammys n daddy's so think who you want to be . White man says I'm not being mammy cos he will shag me .the light goes out . Black man says who are you white man says I'm daddy . Black man says come and suck mammys cock ha ha lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knock knock
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Orange
Orange who
Orange you going to let me in
Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?"
I dont know why did the chicken cross the road? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knock knock
Whos there
Orange
Orange who
Orange you going to let me in
Good starter!
Heys thats somebof my best stuff
Tbf someone stole my back room writers
Okay here goes
Why dont dinosaurs clap
Because they are extinct
It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying
Hey come on admit it you smiled
Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car
"Robin get in the car"
Thief. "
I told you I was stealing it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Knock knock
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Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?
I dont know why did the chicken cross the road?"
To get to the other side |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?
I dont know why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the beautiful woman's house.
Knock knock"
Whos there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?
I dont know why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the beautiful woman's house.
Knock knock
Whos there?"
They chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?
I dont know why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the beautiful woman's house.
Knock knock
Whos there?
They chicken "
Smooth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?
I dont know why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the beautiful woman's house.
Knock knock
Whos there?
They chicken
Smooth "
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By (user no longer on site)
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A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache." "Gotcha!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Are you OK?" "I'm so sorry if I'm disturbing you," says the woman. "I'm suffering from a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm." "Are you taking anything for it?" he asks. "Yes," says the woman. "Pepper." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bloke walks into a chip shop looks at the menu board and says
'I'll have one of your pisoles please'
Chippy owner says
'It doesn't start with a P, it starts with an R'
'Ok' says the bloke...
'I'll have one of your arseoles!'
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By (user no longer on site)
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Man comes home from work.
Wife says "dinner is in the over, just warm it up."
Man says "I want your pussy for dinner. So takes her up stairs and eats her out. "
This happens again the next night.
Wife says "dinner is in the oven. Just warm it up. "
Man says "I want eat your pussy again. "
This goes on all week.
Till Friday.
Man walks in from work
And finds wife naked sliding down the banister.
Man says "what are you doing? "
Wife says "warming your dinner up" |
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A man comes back home from the pub to an unhappy wife as he is always with his mates instead of being with her. As he comes in the door he says to her 'get those clothes off and do a headstand infront of the mirror'. The wife gets all excited and does as he asks. Once she is naked and infront of the mirror he kneels down behind her and puts his chin in her pussy and says 'the boys were right...i would suit a beard' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A man comes back home from the pub to an unhappy wife as he is always with his mates instead of being with her. As he comes in the door he says to her 'get those clothes off and do a headstand infront of the mirror'. The wife gets all excited and does as he asks. Once she is naked and infront of the mirror he kneels down behind her and puts his chin in her pussy and says 'the boys were right...i would suit a beard'"
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By (user no longer on site)
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My wife is wearing one of those skirts where you can just see the edge of her bum poking out, I'd probably find it really sexy if the skirt wasn't knee length!!.....!! |
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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago
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Man goes to the zoo. Shocked at £20 entrance fee but goes in every single cage is empty until he gets to the far end where one cage has a small dog.
Somewhat angry the man asks to see the manager. "I've spent 20 quid to get in here and walked miles and the only animal you have is a dog". "Yes sir, it's a shih tzu" |
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A woman goes to the police station and cries"help,help iv just been graped!" The officer says"dont you mean raped" the woman replies"no there was a bunch of them".....i'll get my coat |
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