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Things NOT to do after meet???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm say something along the lines of "I really like your chest hair. I wish I could cut off your chest and put it in my handbag!"
Put the lotion in the basket "
Sorry about that |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"Erm say something along the lines of "I really like your chest hair. I wish I could cut off your chest and put it in my handbag!"
Put the lotion in the basket "
Oops my bad! I said that during a meet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks for the pointers. When I get my first meet I should be in a better position after reading those.
Didn't think fabswingers could be so educating
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"Run over their pet.
Cry.
Line up another meet in front of them. For the same night.
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A good friend of mine had invited a fella over for a party at hers she quite liked him, but he spent most of the night trying to arrange meets with other women on fab. He couldn't understand why the host was angry with him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jokingly ask what their name was again. Results in going unlos next day "
I had someone ask what my name was again after a meet. I didn't care cuz I'd got what I wanted, plus they only knew my fake fab name. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tie the person up, sit at the bottom of there bed while staring at him/her.
For an even better effect, have a wide toothy grin while chanting evil sounds.
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Swallow the handcuffs key and say you'll be around later with your mates for another session. It's OK to keep them gagged, so they don't tell all their swinging friends about you.
If you went dogging, keep them in the boot until the next night - think, no housework to do all day!
Of you're female, borrow a credit card from his wallet, so that he can't be anything but happy with how you look in the new gear you buy. Text him after the first purchase over £1000, explaining it must have fallen out whilst he was giving you the best shag ever. Ask for his home address, so he can bring some mailorder stuff over on the next meet.
Also, explain you sampled some of his blood overnight. He'll see you as a superhot vampire lover and fall under your spell. |
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