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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

As the title says. What's some of the worst things to do after a first meet?? Let's go!

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By *eavenscentitCouple  over a year ago

barnstaple

Vomit....lol

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman  over a year ago

nottingham

Say 'that was great, how much do I owe you?"

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham

Erm say something along the lines of "I really like your chest hair. I wish I could cut off your chest and put it in my handbag!"

Put the lotion in the basket

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By *ola.Woman  over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Jokingly ask what their name was again. Results in going unlos next day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Suddenly blurt out - "I think you're the one.. want to meet my parents tomorrow for supper?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got to go have an appointment at the clinic in an hour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

make your escape while they shower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Erm say something along the lines of "I really like your chest hair. I wish I could cut off your chest and put it in my handbag!"

Put the lotion in the basket "

Sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Write a thread about them being a crap shag?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Say 'I love you'!!!!

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham


"Erm say something along the lines of "I really like your chest hair. I wish I could cut off your chest and put it in my handbag!"

Put the lotion in the basket "

Oops my bad! I said that during a meet!

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By *iss AdventureWoman  over a year ago

Wonderland

Change your relationship status on Facebook

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By *andtsurreyCouple  over a year ago

Torbay

Wipe ya cock on the curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wipe ya cock on the curtains? "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

After he's finished licking you best not to mention you have thrush

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By *iss AdventureWoman  over a year ago

Wonderland


"Wipe ya cock on the curtains? "

Genuinely laughed out loud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leave a floater in the toilet

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS  over a year ago

Epsom

Bang your chest and do a tarzan impression

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Say 'I love you'!!!! "

Lolololol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Propose.

Book Church

Book reception

Buy frock?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got to go, my wife is waiting in the car outside with the kids.

What's for dinner?

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Run over their pet.

Cry.

Line up another meet in front of them. For the same night.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ask if they mind if you use a turkey baster to impregnate yourself with the used condom?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ask if they can let the next one in on their way out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sit naked in the corner and pretend to be a pineapple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Haha some good choices lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got to go, my wife is waiting in the car outside with the kids.

What's for dinner?"

Lol

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By *uck princess and himCouple  over a year ago

washington

Put a used condom on my Bathroom cabinet!

Princess xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sit naked in the corner and pretend to be a pineapple. "

I'd like to see that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Write a thread about them being a crap shag? "

I see what you did there....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Pull my finger"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey,

Forgot to tell you the condom split last night.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Say your fond goodbyes, then realize you have left your phone in the room when on the M4. She found it and admitted to ringing me to let me know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ask then to recommend you to thier friends ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Write a thread about them being a crap shag? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sit naked in the corner and pretend to be a pineapple. "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jokingly ask what their name was again. Results in going unlos next day "

Supply cake for the meet and actually ask for a slice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Disappear asap or send numerous texts to other folk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I bring my greyhound for round 2

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Say your fond goodbyes, then realize you have left your phone in the room when on the M4. She found it and admitted to ringing me to let me know. "

Did she leave a message?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Say "is that it?" And then mark them out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your dad was better. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shout "hey don't throw the condom away I will get another 10 meets out of that"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wipe ya cock on the curtains?

Genuinely laughed out loud "

Me too x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Open the curtains and tell them they was on a reality show.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shout "hey don't throw the condom away I will get another 10 meets out of that""

made me chuckle that did.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shout "hey don't throw the condom away I will get another 10 meets out of that""

That's just nasty lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ask to use the toilet for a poo x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pour bleach and disinfectant over yourself shouting "I feel diry, I feel dirty"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go straight home and tell the wife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ask to use the toilet for a poo x"

Be much worse if they asked that first

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Ask them if they wouldn't mind not eating sweetcorn next time...

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By *iscean MaleMan  over a year ago

Darlaston

Ask are you coming off fab

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tell her the lube was home made

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Ignore...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pour bleach and disinfectant over yourself shouting "I feel diry, I feel dirty""

Having a little chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Open a curtain to reveal a panel of judges holding score cards up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Write a message on the mirror in the bathroom so next time is steams up they can see it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Write a message on the mirror in the bathroom so next time is steams up they can see it!"

Yeah something like

I see you

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Whisper softly in their ear "actually I'm only fourteen"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks for the pointers. When I get my first meet I should be in a better position after reading those.

Didn't think fabswingers could be so educating

Thanks

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Take a trophy from their knicker drawer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As the title says. What's some of the worst things to do after a first meet?? Let's go! "

talk about it on a swinging site?

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Say Hmmm... passable but not as good as my last meet. 4 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Say "why do I need a condom? The scab on the end prevents me from cumming"

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By *obsrocketMan  over a year ago

Loughborough


"Run over their pet.

Cry.

Line up another meet in front of them. For the same night.

"

A good friend of mine had invited a fella over for a party at hers she quite liked him, but he spent most of the night trying to arrange meets with other women on fab. He couldn't understand why the host was angry with him.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jokingly ask what their name was again. Results in going unlos next day "

I had someone ask what my name was again after a meet. I didn't care cuz I'd got what I wanted, plus they only knew my fake fab name.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

pester for another meet asap

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

Put your tag back on .Miss.

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

So can I shag your sister next time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tie the person up, sit at the bottom of there bed while staring at him/her.

For an even better effect, have a wide toothy grin while chanting evil sounds.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chop chillies. xxx

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By *iss AdventureWoman  over a year ago

Wonderland

Ring your dad to pick you up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Say " I think I will keep you" I said this to my FWB, he still looks a bit scared! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make a couples profile up with all the pictures of the said meet in.

Yes Shaz had that a long time ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Drop a real bad (or excellent...depending on POV) silent but deadly...then pull quilt over their head....!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ask them for a good veri write up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Say "why do I need a condom? The scab on the end prevents me from cumming""

Aiiieeeeeeeeeee

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By *histler21Man  over a year ago

Ipswich


"As the title says. What's some of the worst things to do after a first meet?? Let's go! "

Wipe your cock in her hair

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Swallow the handcuffs key and say you'll be around later with your mates for another session. It's OK to keep them gagged, so they don't tell all their swinging friends about you.

If you went dogging, keep them in the boot until the next night - think, no housework to do all day!

Of you're female, borrow a credit card from his wallet, so that he can't be anything but happy with how you look in the new gear you buy. Text him after the first purchase over £1000, explaining it must have fallen out whilst he was giving you the best shag ever. Ask for his home address, so he can bring some mailorder stuff over on the next meet.

Also, explain you sampled some of his blood overnight. He'll see you as a superhot vampire lover and fall under your spell.

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