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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok, we're all boarding the bus for a field trip from Fab comprehensive...
But it's a mystery tour so I need some details filling in. Tell us a few things you know about the trip, could be anything, some examples to set you off ..
Where are we going?
What are we doing?
Who's pulling moonies at shocked grannies in the car behind?
Who's having a sneaky fag without teacher knowing?
Who's fingering who in the back seat?
What's in our packed lunches?
etc etc
And more importantly anything else you want to share about the trip ... 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*sings loudly and out of tune*
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
Take one down...
Everyone join in!!"
98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a double headphone socket on this walkman if any quiet, geeky but oh so hot because they have no clue music types want to share with me."
Has it got a bass booster and graphic equaliser!? God you're always getting the best new gadgets aren't you? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I've got a double headphone socket on this walkman if any quiet, geeky but oh so hot because they have no clue music types want to share with me.
Has it got a bass booster and graphic equaliser!? God you're always getting the best new gadgets aren't you? "
Damn right it does. A 3 slider EQ. I did get it off the stall at the indoor market though... |
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"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.
Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only! "
I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"**class nerd sit quietly reading book  **"
Ah but little do you know that Jenkins, Smudger and Juggsy have a 50p bet on who can corrupt you the most on this trip.
100 bonus points for tops and fingers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.
Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!
I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do? "
**bloody cool kids well Im telling** |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.
Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!
I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do? "
That 70% proof stuff? We can mix it with Panda Pop and make some punch - you're invited!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"**class nerd sit quietly reading book **
Ah but little do you know that Jenkins, Smudger and Juggsy have a 50p bet on who can corrupt you the most on this trip.
100 bonus points for tops and fingers "
Ewewwwwww
**secret fancies the pants off smudger. I wish he was my boyfriend** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes my lips are firmly wrapped round a fag at the back of the bus,,puff,puff 
Damn it Mikki.stop blowing smoke on me
fancy a snowball? "
**damn it wishes there was some kind of magical googly place you could go to find the answer to all questions as has no clue what a snowball is** |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"**class nerd sit quietly reading book **
Ah but little do you know that Jenkins, Smudger and Juggsy have a 50p bet on who can corrupt you the most on this trip.
100 bonus points for tops and fingers
Ewewwwwww
**secret fancies the pants off smudger. I wish he was my boyfriend**"
Juggsy has told us he got to 2nd base behind WH Smith at the second service stop .. No witnesses funnily enough... He's claiming 50pts but Smudger and Jenks having none of it
*cough* bullsh*t! *cough* |
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"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.
Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!
I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do?
**bloody cool kids well Im telling**"
Shhhhhh, I'll get you in the party  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be flashing my boobies at other road users...... as standard "
Omg she has her tits out look look lads
Sshhhhh she can't see.
Bloody hell hope she is sexy as hell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The wheels on the bus go round and round , round and round , round and round
Chuckle "
*Meanwhile, at the back of the bus*
The slappers on the bus they flash their tits, flash their tits, flash their tits,
The slippers on the bus they flash their tits,
as the truck drivers pass by... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The wheels on the bus go round and round , round and round , round and round
Chuckle
*Meanwhile, at the back of the bus*
The slappers on the bus they flash their tits, flash their tits, flash their tits,
The slippers on the bus they flash their tits,
as the truck drivers pass by..."
You calling me a slapper?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The wheels on the bus go round and round , round and round , round and round
Chuckle
*Meanwhile, at the back of the bus*
The slappers on the bus they flash their tits, flash their tits, flash their tits,
The slippers on the bus they flash their tits,
as the truck drivers pass by...
You calling me a slapper? "
ha oops! I thought you were flashing from row 7 .. Tasha, Beckie and Chantelle are in the back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The wheels on the bus go round and round , round and round , round and round
Chuckle
*Meanwhile, at the back of the bus*
The slappers on the bus they flash their tits, flash their tits, flash their tits,
The slippers on the bus they flash their tits,
as the truck drivers pass by...
You calling me a slapper?
ha oops! I thought you were flashing from row 7 .. Tasha, Beckie and Chantelle are in the back "
Yeah well that's ok then. Wanna flash? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"**class nerd sit quietly reading book **
Ah but little do you know that Jenkins, Smudger and Juggsy have a 50p bet on who can corrupt you the most on this trip.
100 bonus points for tops and fingers
Ewewwwwww
**secret fancies the pants off smudger. I wish he was my boyfriend**
Juggsy has told us he got to 2nd base behind WH Smith at the second service stop .. No witnesses funnily enough... He's claiming 50pts but Smudger and Jenks having none of it
*cough* bullsh*t! *cough*"
Ewewwww no way Juggsy is a complete dush head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.
Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!
I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do?
**bloody cool kids well Im telling**
Shhhhhh, I'll get you in the party "
Okay. I still dont know why your my bff your sooooo coooool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"**class nerd sit quietly reading book **
Ah but little do you know that Jenkins, Smudger and Juggsy have a 50p bet on who can corrupt you the most on this trip.
100 bonus points for tops and fingers
Ewewwwwww
**secret fancies the pants off smudger. I wish he was my boyfriend**
Juggsy has told us he got to 2nd base behind WH Smith at the second service stop .. No witnesses funnily enough... He's claiming 50pts but Smudger and Jenks having none of it
*cough* bullsh*t! *cough*
Ewewwww no way Juggsy is a complete dush head"
snowball? |
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"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.
Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!
I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do?
**bloody cool kids well Im telling**
Shhhhhh, I'll get you in the party
Okay. I still dont know why your my bff your sooooo coooool"
*secretly hopes I'm sharing a dorm with Knitter this week, can't wait to see her in her pyjamas  * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.
Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!
I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do?
**bloody cool kids well Im telling**
Shhhhhh, I'll get you in the party
Okay. I still dont know why your my bff your sooooo coooool
*secretly hopes I'm sharing a dorm with Knitter this week, can't wait to see her in her pyjamas *"
shit,,i did,nt bring pyjamas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else still awake ..... I've got a permanent marker and some immac
eek never be a sleepy sausage on a school trip
I have a bucket of water , legend has it if you dip a sleepers hand in it will ensure they wee wee
Sorry.I.was reading Jilly.cooper
*sniggers* who's first?
He he lets see who is sleeping "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone else still awake ..... I've got a permanent marker and some immac
eek never be a sleepy sausage on a school trip
I have a bucket of water , legend has it if you dip a sleepers hand in it will ensure they wee wee
Sorry.I.was reading Jilly.cooper
*sniggers* who's first?
He he lets see who is sleeping "
I.was reading the new Jilly.Cooper.soz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else still awake ..... I've got a permanent marker and some immac
eek never be a sleepy sausage on a school trip
I have a bucket of water , legend has it if you dip a sleepers hand in it will ensure they wee wee
Sorry.I.was reading Jilly.cooper
*sniggers* who's first?
He he lets see who is sleeping "
Ok.chaps ill take the lead , I have been on a few school trips so I know hoe this works lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else still awake ..... I've got a permanent marker and some immac
eek never be a sleepy sausage on a school trip
I have a bucket of water , legend has it if you dip a sleepers hand in it will ensure they wee wee
Sorry.I.was reading Jilly.cooper
*sniggers* who's first?
He he lets see who is sleeping
I.was reading the new Jilly.Cooper.soz"
I have the Beano |
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I've got mashed up banana sandwiches and orange juice in a Tupperware cup. Both are now warm. Sorry about the bananas smelling.
Anyone wanna play top trumps? I've got some of my pocketeers as well. |
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"Did you all bring your torched? We're going to play murder in the dark
Naked!! "
I can't spell the sound i just made but it was something like hhhhhhhaaaaaooouuu
I'm in aaaaaaaaand I've saved an empty bottle for spinning later  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got mashed up banana sandwiches and orange juice in a Tupperware cup. Both are now warm. Sorry about the bananas smelling.
Anyone wanna play top trumps? I've got some of my pocketeers as well."
Aww golly gosh I loved pocketeers I still have my top trumps |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you all bring your torched? We're going to play murder in the dark
Naked!!
I can't spell the sound i just made but it was something like hhhhhhhaaaaaooouuu
I'm in aaaaaaaaand I've saved an empty bottle for spinning later "
Luuurve spin the bottle,totally hope I get to snog someone sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time to revert to my normal role
Slipping on my t jacket with patches on the elbows
"right you lot, keep it down at the back "
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Umm Sir? There's lots of tents. Why are there lots of tents? We're not sleeping in tents are we Sir?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Time to revert to my normal role
Slipping on my t jacket with patches on the elbows
"right you lot, keep it down at the back "
Umm Sir? There's lots of tents. Why are there lots of tents? We're not sleeping in tents are we Sir? "
Simmer down Angel , that's for me to know and you to find out. Now stop.telling me the time your only wasting your own play time .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in the back seat with fizz, fags & I'll flash you my minge, who is joining me ...
Hell yeah, wanna share my headphones and listen to some tunes "
Absolutely!! Shimmer your way down the bus |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Time to revert to my normal role
Slipping on my t jacket with patches on the elbows
"right you lot, keep it down at the back "
Umm Sir? There's lots of tents. Why are there lots of tents? We're not sleeping in tents are we Sir?
Simmer down Angel , that's for me to know and you to find out. Now stop.telling me the time your only wasting your own play time .
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*tap,tap,tap on the shoulder*
'scuse me Sir,what are we playing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders  "
Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders
Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car
And they've got cider "
I'm in. Baggsie back seat |
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"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders
Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car
And they've got cider
I'm in. Baggsie back seat "
Shall we just sneak back on the coach |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders
Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car
And they've got cider
I'm in. Baggsie back seat
Shall we just sneak back on the coach "
Yea but Sophie's on the back seat with her tits out again  |
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"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders
Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car
And they've got cider
I'm in. Baggsie back seat
Shall we just sneak back on the coach
Yea but Sophie's on the back seat with her tits out again "
Tits out and passed out, she won't even notice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders
Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car
And they've got cider
I'm in. Baggsie back seat
Shall we just sneak back on the coach
Yea but Sophie's on the back seat with her tits out again
Tits out and passed out, she won't even notice "
Did she bring vodka? Quick nick it off her while she's zonked |
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