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By *essThePirate OP   Woman  over a year ago

Bristol

Moving in for the kiss with a guy in his hotel, I caught strange sweetish whiff off his breath.. not alcohol or mints etc and the brain did that evocative smell bit.

Hard dick. He rubbed the engorged asked me if I liked pre cum. I had to grab some. a

my inner instinct was saying 'check it out, it is going to smell'.

Yes, it did, rank, gone off milk, cheese, crusty yogurt, breast fed baby poo.

I said: 'Your pre cum smells of Thrush' 'No way' he said. I was wanking his cock but no way was I going down.

'I can see myself out'. I dressed and left, hauling my bag of uninteresting toys.

'Yuck, awful' said the FB.

'Blessed relief' said I.

I had only noticed it once before, four years ago. An offer from a 21 year old. The house was free.

I did whatever without retching.

They both had thrush.

I was amazed how strongly my gag reflex could remember and recognise straight away. And so protected me.

My hand still smells of sour sweetness, like rotting apples. Popped some Lamasil on.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A happy ending. I think.

No excuse for not being clean.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Omg, yuck

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Was it thrush or rank unwashed cock?

Why wouldn't someone wash, if in a hotel room! Anywhere ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Moving in for the kiss with a guy in his hotel, I caught strange sweetish whiff off his breath.. not alcohol or mints etc and the brain did that evocative smell bit.

Hard dick. He rubbed the engorged asked me if I liked pre cum. I had to grab some. a

my inner instinct was saying 'check it out, it is going to smell'.

Yes, it did, rank, gone off milk, cheese, crusty yogurt, breast fed baby poo.

I said: 'Your pre cum smells of Thrush' 'No way' he said. I was wanking his cock but no way was I going down.

'I can see myself out'. I dressed and left, hauling my bag of uninteresting toys.

'Yuck, awful' said the FB.

'Blessed relief' said I.

I had only noticed it once before, four years ago. An offer from a 21 year old. The house was free.

I did whatever without retching.

They both had thrush.

I was amazed how strongly my gag reflex could remember and recognise straight away. And so protected me.

My hand still smells of sour sweetness, like rotting apples. Popped some Lamasil on.

"

Phwoooor more more

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Well now he's aware and can do something about it.

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By *ngel n tedCouple  over a year ago

maidstone

I can imagine that being read out by pam eyres.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I can imagine that being read out by pam eyres."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A happy ending. I think.

No excuse for not being clean. "

Having thrush does not mean you are unclean, in point of fact thrush can be caused by over washing...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Moving in for the kiss with a guy in his hotel, I caught strange sweetish whiff off his breath.. not alcohol or mints etc and the brain did that evocative smell bit.

Hard dick. He rubbed the engorged asked me if I liked pre cum. I had to grab some. a

my inner instinct was saying 'check it out, it is going to smell'.

Yes, it did, rank, gone off milk, cheese, crusty yogurt, breast fed baby poo.

I said: 'Your pre cum smells of Thrush' 'No way' he said. I was wanking his cock but no way was I going down.

'I can see myself out'. I dressed and left, hauling my bag of uninteresting toys.

'Yuck, awful' said the FB.

'Blessed relief' said I.

I had only noticed it once before, four years ago. An offer from a 21 year old. The house was free.

I did whatever without retching.

They both had thrush.

I was amazed how strongly my gag reflex could remember and recognise straight away. And so protected me.

My hand still smells of sour sweetness, like rotting apples. Popped some Lamasil on.

Phwoooor more more"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rub it on some toast and you've got Welsh Rarebit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably caught it off some skanky tart. Was he from here?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ewwwwwwwwww OMG

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Boo boo's got a cheesy knob

Camembert Camembert

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yuck! Disgusting ! Almost pucked !

Had something similar with a girl, her pussy smelled rotten salmon!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just no need made me feel sick

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Luckily mine smells of caramel (thanks lynx )...

But I've once wretched and tasted my dinner again when just going as far as a woman's breasts before. After fingering her below, my hand still smelt of her for another few days.i had to kick her out before i puked on her.. No excuse for bad hygiene!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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My hand still smells of sour sweetness, like rotting apples. Popped some Lamasil on.

"

We've all been there......and its not pleasant experience......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Moving in for the kiss with a guy in his hotel, I caught strange sweetish whiff off his breath.. not alcohol or mints etc and the brain did that evocative smell bit.

Hard dick. He rubbed the engorged asked me if I liked pre cum. I had to grab some. a

my inner instinct was saying 'check it out, it is going to smell'.

Yes, it did, rank, gone off milk, cheese, crusty yogurt, breast fed baby poo.

I said: 'Your pre cum smells of Thrush' 'No way' he said. I was wanking his cock but no way was I going down.

'I can see myself out'. I dressed and left, hauling my bag of uninteresting toys.

'Yuck, awful' said the FB.

'Blessed relief' said I.

I had only noticed it once before, four years ago. An offer from a 21 year old. The house was free.

I did whatever without retching.

They both had thrush.

I was amazed how strongly my gag reflex could remember and recognise straight away. And so protected me.

My hand still smells of sour sweetness, like rotting apples. Popped some Lamasil on."

And on that note...

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

Typing a reply to this makes my fingers nauseous

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