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"i used to nick sweets from newsagent when i was 12 ,now my sins are far worse ..lol.may god forgive me !!!"
go forth and naked with jelly babies hanging from your body shouting who wants a nibble ...bless you ... |
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over a year ago
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"I sinned today when I lied to 46 people in a row (yes, I did keep count) 
and I bet it wasn't on here either lol  "
It wisnae on here- it was at work- hence why I had to keep track! Just incase they phoned back! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I sinned today when I lied to 46 people in a row (yes, I did keep count)
and I bet it wasn't on here either lol
It wisnae on here- it was at work- hence why I had to keep track! Just incase they phoned back! "
pmsl, I know you so well!!!!!  |
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"May I confess to 9 sins I am about to commit? And kind of get divine... absolution beforehand? It would feel so much better...;-)"
thats no fun we dont get to hear about them !! so no ....dance naked in your garden singing i am little ray of sunshine ...for your wicked sin |
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"I sinned today when I lied to 46 people in a row (yes, I did keep count)
and I bet it wasn't on here either lol
It wisnae on here- it was at work- hence why I had to keep track! Just incase they phoned back!
pmsl, I know you so well!!!!! "
Did ah no tell you about all the fibs tho? |
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"I sinned today when I lied to 46 people in a row (yes, I did keep count)
and I bet it wasn't on here either lol
It wisnae on here- it was at work- hence why I had to keep track! Just incase they phoned back! "
only one thing to deal with this a good bit of tongue practice to remind you not to use a split tongue ... |
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Can I take this opportunity to confess that I lied earlier on this thread? I am always up to no good. There are rumours that my knickers are welded on - untrue. Please can you select a feast of punishment for me?
*prays to the devil for the punishment to be eye-watering*
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"Can I take this opportunity to confess that I lied earlier on this thread? I am always up to no good. There are rumours that my knickers are welded on - untrue. Please can you select a feast of punishment for me?
*prays to the devil for the punishment to be eye-watering*
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*peers round door and tiptoes up to Frock. Superglues one red nose onto each of Frock's nipples and dashes out again, giggling devilishly*  |
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"Can I take this opportunity to confess that I lied earlier on this thread? I am always up to no good. There are rumours that my knickers are welded on - untrue. Please can you select a feast of punishment for me?
*prays to the devil for the punishment to be eye-watering*
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Its the rope for you .....!!!!!!!!!
i want you to fill that washing line at 6am on a frosty morning with those welded knickers in place ...wicked sinner !!!!!!! |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Can I take this opportunity to confess that I lied earlier on this thread? I am always up to no good. There are rumours that my knickers are welded on - untrue. Please can you select a feast of punishment for me?
*prays to the devil for the punishment to be eye-watering*
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thats a f****** lie for a start.you knickers,thats a good yin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I take this opportunity to confess that I lied earlier on this thread? I am always up to no good. There are rumours that my knickers are welded on - untrue. Please can you select a feast of punishment for me?
*prays to the devil for the punishment to be eye-watering*
*peers round door and tiptoes up to Frock. Superglues one red nose onto each of Frock's nipples and dashes out again, giggling devilishly* "
Prefer this punishment to the useless pathetic waste of space punishment dished out by the Dome pleasing fella. |
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"Can I take this opportunity to confess that I lied earlier on this thread? I am always up to no good. There are rumours that my knickers are welded on - untrue. Please can you select a feast of punishment for me?
*prays to the devil for the punishment to be eye-watering*
*peers round door and tiptoes up to Frock. Superglues one red nose onto each of Frock's nipples and dashes out again, giggling devilishly*
Prefer this punishment to the useless pathetic waste of space punishment dished out by the Dome pleasing fella."
of course you do thats the idea |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Angel me
I aint sinned father honest halo still intact xx
trust me your bolloxed mate all i got to do is toss you to the posse and watch the fun ..
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lol Father PD, only takes one of us |
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"Angel me
I aint sinned father honest halo still intact xx
trust me your bolloxed mate all i got to do is toss you to the posse and watch the fun ..
lol Father PD, only takes one of us "
i think in this case the sinner deserves everything he gets ....bless you |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Angel me
I aint sinned father honest halo still intact xx
trust me your bolloxed mate all i got to do is toss you to the posse and watch the fun ..
lol Father PD, only takes one of us
i think in this case the sinner deserves everything he gets ....bless you "
I cannot argue wih a man of the cloth |
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"ok i confess to fantasising about fucking my mothers fella.. he's a dwarf which makes it a double sin..
its happened a few times now.  "
definately two hours of serious humping a large vegetable freshly removed from a freezer... |
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"Angel me
I aint sinned father honest halo still intact xx
trust me your bolloxed mate all i got to do is toss you to the posse and watch the fun ..
lol Father PD, only takes one of us
i think in this case the sinner deserves everything he gets ....bless you
I cannot argue wih a man of the cloth"
raises two fingers in an eclesiastical fashion go and do fabs work this night |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"bless me father for i have sinned and it was so fucking goooooooood haha
And you...oy.... you do not seem to be regretting a thing...
i enjoy to sin and sin and sin again lol"
and there was I thinking you had to have remorse before you could get absolution.... |
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"bless me father for i have sinned and it was so fucking goooooooood haha
And you...oy.... you do not seem to be regretting a thing...
i enjoy to sin and sin and sin again lol
and there was I thinking you had to have remorse before you could get absolution...."
either that or a twisted mind haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My sins were wiped clean because of the cross i have ta bear father xx
you'r hell is here on earth,
may the lord be with you. "
Thank you for your understanding my friend xx  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"My sins were wiped clean because of the cross i have ta bear father xx
you'r hell is here on earth,
may the lord be with you. "
Dont you think you need him (LORD) a bit more than Soapy? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"My sins were wiped clean because of the cross i have ta bear father xx
you'r hell is here on earth,
may the lord be with you.
Dont you think you need him (LORD) a bit more than Soapy?"
the halos coming off,
and i'll be doing some serious sinning soon. |
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"My sins were wiped clean because of the cross i have ta bear father xx
you'r hell is here on earth,
may the lord be with you.
Dont you think you need him (LORD) a bit more than Soapy?
the halos coming off,
and i'll be doing some serious sinning soon."
bless you saucy you can have an "understanding" with the fab house of sin ...a small share of the spoils normally is sufficient bribe...errm contribution |
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I would like to confess that I had a shower as mr fatty fat fat and when I came out of the shower I had become Dr Snog again. Can I have an exorcism please  |
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"I would like to confess that I had a shower as mr fatty fat fat and when I came out of the shower I had become Dr Snog again. Can I have an exorcism please "
This aint fuckin Dallas ya know xx |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I would like to confess that I had a shower as mr fatty fat fat and when I came out of the shower I had become Dr Snog again. Can I have an exorcism please "
I want to exercise too, please |
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"I would like to confess that I had a shower as mr fatty fat fat and when I came out of the shower I had become Dr Snog again. Can I have an exorcism please "
I'll have to consult Cardinal Sin on the issue ....my bank details are in the post .... |
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned
I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx 
ffs soapy thats not a sin,
thats nature. "
Always had trouble gettin me head round this swinging malarkey xx |
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned
I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx
ffs soapy thats not a sin,
thats nature.
Always had trouble gettin me head round this swinging malarkey xx "
trust me you do not need tuition brother ,,,or shall i send you for a refresher to the sisters at the nunnery in scotlad ...the holy order of screwers |
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned
I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx
ffs soapy thats not a sin,
thats nature.
Always had trouble gettin me head round this swinging malarkey xx
trust me you do not need tuition brother ,,,or shall i send you for a refresher to the sisters at the nunnery in scotlad ...the holy order of screwers "
Ill be good xx |
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned
I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx
ffs soapy thats not a sin,
thats nature.
Always had trouble gettin me head round this swinging malarkey xx
trust me you do not need tuition brother ,,,or shall i send you for a refresher to the sisters at the nunnery in scotlad ...the holy order of screwers
Ill be good xx "
The mother superior at the order of screwers tell s me she has a mop waiting for you ,and your cell is suitably freezing |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned
I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx
ffs soapy thats not a sin,
thats nature.
Always had trouble gettin me head round this swinging malarkey xx
trust me you do not need tuition brother ,,,or shall i send you for a refresher to the sisters at the nunnery in scotlad ...the holy order of screwers
Ill be good xx "
blast, I had my habit at the ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned
I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx
ffs soapy thats not a sin,
thats nature.
Always had trouble gettin me head round this swinging malarkey xx
trust me you do not need tuition brother ,,,or shall i send you for a refresher to the sisters at the nunnery in scotlad ...the holy order of screwers
Ill be good xx
blast, I had my habit at the ready"
I knows your bloody habits xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned
I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx
ffs soapy thats not a sin,
thats nature.
Always had trouble gettin me head round this swinging malarkey xx
trust me you do not need tuition brother ,,,or shall i send you for a refresher to the sisters at the nunnery in scotlad ...the holy order of screwers
Ill be good xx
blast, I had my habit at the ready
I knows your bloody habits xx "
all good ones!! |
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned
I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx
ffs soapy thats not a sin,
thats nature.
Always had trouble gettin me head round this swinging malarkey xx
trust me you do not need tuition brother ,,,or shall i send you for a refresher to the sisters at the nunnery in scotlad ...the holy order of screwers
Ill be good xx
blast, I had my habit at the ready"
I told you mother superior you can only twist his head around if he is with demon !! you can twist anything else to make him remember your teachings tho |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned
I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx
ffs soapy thats not a sin,
thats nature.
Always had trouble gettin me head round this swinging malarkey xx
trust me you do not need tuition brother ,,,or shall i send you for a refresher to the sisters at the nunnery in scotlad ...the holy order of screwers
Ill be good xx
blast, I had my habit at the ready
I told you mother superior you can only twist his head around if he is with demon !! you can twist anything else to make him remember your teachings tho "
I think you will find I AM the Mother Superior of Scotlandshireness |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned
I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx
ffs soapy thats not a sin,
thats nature.
Always had trouble gettin me head round this swinging malarkey xx
trust me you do not need tuition brother ,,,or shall i send you for a refresher to the sisters at the nunnery in scotlad ...the holy order of screwers
Ill be good xx
blast, I had my habit at the ready
I told you mother superior you can only twist his head around if he is with demon !! you can twist anything else to make him remember your teachings tho
I think you will find I AM the Mother Superior of Scotlandshireness "
Yes dear xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned
I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx
ffs soapy thats not a sin,
thats nature.
Always had trouble gettin me head round this swinging malarkey xx
trust me you do not need tuition brother ,,,or shall i send you for a refresher to the sisters at the nunnery in scotlad ...the holy order of screwers
Ill be good xx
blast, I had my habit at the ready
I told you mother superior you can only twist his head around if he is with demon !! you can twist anything else to make him remember your teachings tho
I think you will find I AM the Mother Superior of Scotlandshireness "
Mother superior? That should be on the say something funny thread. |
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"I think you will find I AM the Mother Superior of Scotlandshireness
Mother superior? That should be on the say something funny thread.
Superior to these mere men my child "
If you say so dear xx |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I think you will find I AM the Mother Superior of Scotlandshireness
Mother superior? That should be on the say something funny thread.
Superior to these mere men my child
If you say so dear xx "
Are we being a tad submissive this evening?;-)xx |
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"I think you will find I AM the Mother Superior of Scotlandshireness
Mother superior? That should be on the say something funny thread.
Superior to these mere men my child "
is that vanity Mother Superior of the order of screwers ....a bit of self flagellation required i think or maybe soapy will do it for you |
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"i'm still thinking about my confession and am struggling to think of any sins i may have committed...which is possibly a sin in itself"
your such a dark horse i recon you keep em secret from yourself lol x |
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution.....
father i hear you sinned with two sisters of the cloth so will you confess confess you are a sinner
cough ...cough ...that was a misunderstanding my son and i recieved absolution from the heavenly administrator "
You called my child |
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over a year ago
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution.....
father i hear you sinned with two sisters of the cloth so will you confess confess you are a sinner
cough ...cough ...that was a misunderstanding my son and i recieved absolution from the heavenly administrator
You called my child"
now why am I thinking pot and kettle here? |
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over a year ago
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution.....
father i hear you sinned with two sisters of the cloth so will you confess confess you are a sinner
cough ...cough ...that was a misunderstanding my son and i recieved absolution from the heavenly administrator
You called my child
now why am I thinking pot and kettle here? "
Wrong quote... should have been more poacher and gamekeeper? |
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution.....
father i hear you sinned with two sisters of the cloth so will you confess confess you are a sinner
cough ...cough ...that was a misunderstanding my son and i recieved absolution from the heavenly administrator
You called my child"
nahh you can be the fab holy ghost ,,you pop up every where then disapear when you turn around ... |
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution.....
father i hear you sinned with two sisters of the cloth so will you confess confess you are a sinner
cough ...cough ...that was a misunderstanding my son and i recieved absolution from the heavenly administrator
You called my child
nahh you can be the fab holy ghost ,,you pop up every where then disapear when you turn around ..."
Oh you noticed |
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution.....
father i hear you sinned with two sisters of the cloth so will you confess confess you are a sinner
cough ...cough ...that was a misunderstanding my son and i recieved absolution from the heavenly administrator
You called my child
nahh you can be the fab holy ghost ,,you pop up every where then disapear when you turn around ...
Oh you noticed"
lol well you have to you normally have something threatening in your hand lol |
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution.....
father i hear you sinned with two sisters of the cloth so will you confess confess you are a sinner
cough ...cough ...that was a misunderstanding my son and i recieved absolution from the heavenly administrator
You called my child
nahh you can be the fab holy ghost ,,you pop up every where then disapear when you turn around ...
Oh you noticed
lol well you have to you normally have something threatening in your hand lol "
I've told you my ribbons are NOT threatening |
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution.....
father i hear you sinned with two sisters of the cloth so will you confess confess you are a sinner
cough ...cough ...that was a misunderstanding my son and i recieved absolution from the heavenly administrator
You called my child
nahh you can be the fab holy ghost ,,you pop up every where then disapear when you turn around ...
Oh you noticed
lol well you have to you normally have something threatening in your hand lol
I've told you my ribbons are NOT threatening "
they are part of the order of twirlers |
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution.....
father i hear you sinned with two sisters of the cloth so will you confess confess you are a sinner
cough ...cough ...that was a misunderstanding my son and i recieved absolution from the heavenly administrator
You called my child
nahh you can be the fab holy ghost ,,you pop up every where then disapear when you turn around ...
Oh you noticed
lol well you have to you normally have something threatening in your hand lol
I've told you my ribbons are NOT threatening
they are part of the order of twirlers "
And you know I worship at the alter of twirling |
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution.....
father i hear you sinned with two sisters of the cloth so will you confess confess you are a sinner
cough ...cough ...that was a misunderstanding my son and i recieved absolution from the heavenly administrator
You called my child
nahh you can be the fab holy ghost ,,you pop up every where then disapear when you turn around ...
Oh you noticed
lol well you have to you normally have something threatening in your hand lol
I've told you my ribbons are NOT threatening
they are part of the order of twirlers
And you know I worship at the alter of twirling "
huh you shock me that you can say such a thing ...repent now sinner lol |
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