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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A nice cheery topic I think : if you were sent to hell for a day as punishment for doing something very naughty but not *quite* worthy of damnatiom for all eternity, what would it look like for you?
Me? Locked in a room with non-stop bebop jazz playing while hundreds of big hairy spiders and snakes crawled all over me would be absolutely horrendous .. Followed by a short session having to just sit there and listen to a stranger eat noisily next to me.
What your own personal day in hell look like?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being shown videos of a child dragged to a watery death by an alligator whilst forumites stand by saying "its nature's way" with a self congratulatory sneer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The whole day walking round a shopping centre stuck behind someone who walks slowly.
Or a meal with someone who chews with their mouth open and is constantly on their phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No pooch , or countryside and negative people .
Then again I live in my own little bizarre happy world so I recon I could cope .
Plus I bet the music would be good  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"No pooch , or countryside and negative people .
Then again I live in my own little bizarre happy world so I recon I could cope .
Plus I bet the music would be good "
ile look after pooch for you as he will be missing his daddy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No pooch , or countryside and negative people .
Then again I live in my own little bizarre happy world so I recon I could cope .
Plus I bet the music would be good ile look after pooch for you as he will be missing his daddy "
He quite likes the idea |
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"No pooch , or countryside and negative people .
Then again I live in my own little bizarre happy world so I recon I could cope .
Plus I bet the music would be good "
Highway to Hell - AC/DC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gYsrptJ6HU
Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be - AC/DC
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xephz0_ac-dc-hell-ain-t-a-bad-place-to-be_music
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No pooch , or countryside and negative people .
Then again I live in my own little bizarre happy world so I recon I could cope .
Plus I bet the music would be good
Highway to Hell - AC/DC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gYsrptJ6HU
Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be - AC/DC
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xephz0_ac-dc-hell-ain-t-a-bad-place-to-be_music
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Dont forget Hells Bells |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi!
Like the way no fucker has asked me if I'm ok with this?
Have you any idea how much extra work that'll be?
The manpower needed?
Demons don't just appear from the Job Centre you know!
And the paperwork 
Let's get a few things straight right now....
No one and I mean NO ONE is sitting in my chair.....
Your Gran says hi and tough shit about the will 
Highway to Hell and Stairway to Heaven were just two of my creations to let you know the true volume of traffic.
The rest of the music is just as good 
There's no wifi. Don't need it as we have wall to wall entertainment.
Turn left on entering and pick up a rule book from Knitter. She's finally managed not to cock up feeding time 
Oh... And you... Yes YOU.... My office in 5  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi!
Like the way no fucker has asked me if I'm ok with this?
Have you any idea how much extra work that'll be?
The manpower needed?
Demons don't just appear from the Job Centre you know!
And the paperwork
Let's get a few things straight right now....
No one and I mean NO ONE is sitting in my chair.....
Your Gran says hi and tough shit about the will
Highway to Hell and Stairway to Heaven were just two of my creations to let you know the true volume of traffic.
The rest of the music is just as good
There's no wifi. Don't need it as we have wall to wall entertainment.
Turn left on entering and pick up a rule book from Knitter. She's finally managed not to cock up feeding time
Oh... And you... Yes YOU.... My office in 5 "
Having thought more about it if I had another 24 hours down there I'd have to endure someone scraping their fingernails down blackboards, internet pages constantly refreshing with the 'circle of death', have to eat liver, kidney and tongue at mealtimes and have to sexually pleasure Len McCluskey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stuck on a busy high street behind slow walking people and every time I try to pass them a buggy takes me out in the ankles, all whilst carrying shopping in bags that break constantly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi!
Like the way no fucker has asked me if I'm ok with this?
Have you any idea how much extra work that'll be?
The manpower needed?
Demons don't just appear from the Job Centre you know!
And the paperwork
Let's get a few things straight right now....
No one and I mean NO ONE is sitting in my chair.....
Your Gran says hi and tough shit about the will
Highway to Hell and Stairway to Heaven were just two of my creations to let you know the true volume of traffic.
The rest of the music is just as good
There's no wifi. Don't need it as we have wall to wall entertainment.
Turn left on entering and pick up a rule book from Knitter. She's finally managed not to cock up feeding time
Oh... And you... Yes YOU.... My office in 5 "
Yes yes feed the dragons and demons seperatly, extra iron, cuddles for Seraphina not HIM
Now these rule books ummmmmm  are they in the cupboard by the stairs? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sitting opposite knitter
Fixed that for you .. 
FTFY Dan I always think if your going to do it, its best to commit to it "
awww Colgate was definitely right first time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sitting in a warm hot cave, burning fires outside (the pictures you get of hell with fires roaring) sitting back with the devil enjoying a Whisky, & ice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just wanna point out that hell is bit full at the moment, me and the husband decided to liven up the place so sorry for taking David Bowie, Nick menza,Glenn frey and prince. But you can't really blame us?
So we can't offer you 24 hours in our house of pain, but your welcome to join us for our sexy party. But as it's hell (and we would hate for you to actually enjoy yourselves) we expect everyone to remain fully clothed throughout and scantily clad ladies and gents will be asked to put on extra clothes (we will provide long trench coats, extremely itchy,unflattering uncomfortable wooly jumpers, and cordoroy trousers)
Mrs 666 |
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"I just wanna point out that hell is bit full at the moment, me and the husband decided to liven up the place so sorry for taking David Bowie, Nick menza,Glenn frey and prince. But you can't really blame us?
So we can't offer you 24 hours in our house of pain, but your welcome to join us for our sexy party. But as it's hell (and we would hate for you to actually enjoy yourselves) we expect everyone to remain fully clothed throughout and scantily clad ladies and gents will be asked to put on extra clothes (we will provide long trench coats, extremely itchy,unflattering uncomfortable wooly jumpers, and cordoroy trousers)
Mrs 666 "
It sounded so good at the beginning...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just wanna point out that hell is bit full at the moment, me and the husband decided to liven up the place so sorry for taking David Bowie, Nick menza,Glenn frey and prince. But you can't really blame us?
So we can't offer you 24 hours in our house of pain, but your welcome to join us for our sexy party. But as it's hell (and we would hate for you to actually enjoy yourselves) we expect everyone to remain fully clothed throughout and scantily clad ladies and gents will be asked to put on extra clothes (we will provide long trench coats, extremely itchy,unflattering uncomfortable wooly jumpers, and cordoroy trousers)
Mrs 666
It sounded so good at the beginning... "
Well i could be persuaded to change it to a naked party |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi!
Like the way no fucker has asked me if I'm ok with this?
Have you any idea how much extra work that'll be?
The manpower needed?
Demons don't just appear from the Job Centre you know!
And the paperwork
Let's get a few things straight right now....
No one and I mean NO ONE is sitting in my chair.....
Your Gran says hi and tough shit about the will
Highway to Hell and Stairway to Heaven were just two of my creations to let you know the true volume of traffic.
The rest of the music is just as good
There's no wifi. Don't need it as we have wall to wall entertainment.
Turn left on entering and pick up a rule book from Knitter. She's finally managed not to cock up feeding time
Oh... And you... Yes YOU.... My office in 5
Yes yes feed the dragons and demons seperatly, extra iron, cuddles for Seraphina not HIM
Now these rule books ummmmmm are they in the cupboard by the stairs?"
Ask La Oscuridad nicely and he'll let you know .... |
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"I just wanna point out that hell is bit full at the moment, me and the husband decided to liven up the place so sorry for taking David Bowie, Nick menza,Glenn frey and prince. But you can't really blame us?
So we can't offer you 24 hours in our house of pain, but your welcome to join us for our sexy party. But as it's hell (and we would hate for you to actually enjoy yourselves) we expect everyone to remain fully clothed throughout and scantily clad ladies and gents will be asked to put on extra clothes (we will provide long trench coats, extremely itchy,unflattering uncomfortable wooly jumpers, and cordoroy trousers)
Mrs 666
It sounded so good at the beginning...
Well i could be persuaded to change it to a naked party "
Back on track! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi!
Like the way no fucker has asked me if I'm ok with this?
Have you any idea how much extra work that'll be?
The manpower needed?
Demons don't just appear from the Job Centre you know!
And the paperwork
Let's get a few things straight right now....
No one and I mean NO ONE is sitting in my chair.....
Your Gran says hi and tough shit about the will
Highway to Hell and Stairway to Heaven were just two of my creations to let you know the true volume of traffic.
The rest of the music is just as good
There's no wifi. Don't need it as we have wall to wall entertainment.
Turn left on entering and pick up a rule book from Knitter. She's finally managed not to cock up feeding time
Oh... And you... Yes YOU.... My office in 5
Yes yes feed the dragons and demons seperatly, extra iron, cuddles for Seraphina not HIM
Now these rule books ummmmmm are they in the cupboard by the stairs?
Ask La Oscuridad nicely and he'll let you know ...."
You know I dont think he likes me everytime I try to tickle him he shows me his teeth and I dont think he is smiling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ask for a couple hot pokers and become 'demon of the year' for a day, I'd probably be sent to hell for killing humans who eat noisily after being told not to, or pavement ragekilling of an innocent human. Hate most of them as it is so hell wouldn't be all that bad if I get to help condemn more souls for a day
Mrs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wank buddy would be with me. But id be tied to a chair n he would be hovering his perfect cock just close enoght to me so I can smell him but not touch him.
Oh hell I'm horny now n still canny wank. Aggghhhhhh. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?"
That's not a bite you'd want to experience |
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?
That's not a bite you'd want to experience "
Just a nibble then? From behind, on my shoulders |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?
That's not a bite you'd want to experience
Just a nibble then? From behind, on my shoulders "
Miss A we are talking about the dragon not Lucifer lol
Im sure Lucifer would be happy to bit you |
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?
That's not a bite you'd want to experience
Just a nibble then? From behind, on my shoulders
Miss A we are talking about the dragon not Lucifer lol
Im sure Lucifer would be happy to bit you "
A dragon? Ok .... On reflection I'll take a whipping with his tail. Best start gently though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?
That's not a bite you'd want to experience
Just a nibble then? From behind, on my shoulders
Miss A we are talking about the dragon not Lucifer lol
Im sure Lucifer would be happy to bit you
A dragon? Ok .... On reflection I'll take a whipping with his tail. Best start gently though "
Oh Dear Miss A he has barbs on this tail. Ill just bring my flogger |
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?
That's not a bite you'd want to experience
Just a nibble then? From behind, on my shoulders
Miss A we are talking about the dragon not Lucifer lol
Im sure Lucifer would be happy to bit you
A dragon? Ok .... On reflection I'll take a whipping with his tail. Best start gently though
Oh Dear Miss A he has barbs on this tail. Ill just bring my flogger "
Oh yes please sweet cheeks (although I don't mind the barbs) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?
That's not a bite you'd want to experience
Just a nibble then? From behind, on my shoulders
Miss A we are talking about the dragon not Lucifer lol
Im sure Lucifer would be happy to bit you
A dragon? Ok .... On reflection I'll take a whipping with his tail. Best start gently though
Oh Dear Miss A he has barbs on this tail. Ill just bring my flogger
Oh yes please sweet cheeks (although I don't mind the barbs) "
You do realise he's roughly 150T, 200ft long and the barbs are about the size of javelins.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?
That's not a bite you'd want to experience
Just a nibble then? From behind, on my shoulders
Miss A we are talking about the dragon not Lucifer lol
Im sure Lucifer would be happy to bit you
A dragon? Ok .... On reflection I'll take a whipping with his tail. Best start gently though
Oh Dear Miss A he has barbs on this tail. Ill just bring my flogger
Oh yes please sweet cheeks (although I don't mind the barbs)
You do realise he's roughly 150T, 200ft long and the barbs are about the size of javelins...."
Diet just came out of my nose lololol |
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?
That's not a bite you'd want to experience
Just a nibble then? From behind, on my shoulders
Miss A we are talking about the dragon not Lucifer lol
Im sure Lucifer would be happy to bit you
A dragon? Ok .... On reflection I'll take a whipping with his tail. Best start gently though
Oh Dear Miss A he has barbs on this tail. Ill just bring my flogger
Oh yes please sweet cheeks (although I don't mind the barbs)
You do realise he's roughly 150T, 200ft long and the barbs are about the size of javelins...."
Sounds a pussy cat |
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?
That's not a bite you'd want to experience
Just a nibble then? From behind, on my shoulders
Miss A we are talking about the dragon not Lucifer lol
Im sure Lucifer would be happy to bit you
A dragon? Ok .... On reflection I'll take a whipping with his tail. Best start gently though
Oh Dear Miss A he has barbs on this tail. Ill just bring my flogger
Oh yes please sweet cheeks (although I don't mind the barbs)
You do realise he's roughly 150T, 200ft long and the barbs are about the size of javelins....
Diet just came out of my nose lololol "
It's ok, it'd be like poking jelly with a cocktail stick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?
That's not a bite you'd want to experience
Just a nibble then? From behind, on my shoulders
Miss A we are talking about the dragon not Lucifer lol
Im sure Lucifer would be happy to bit you
A dragon? Ok .... On reflection I'll take a whipping with his tail. Best start gently though
Oh Dear Miss A he has barbs on this tail. Ill just bring my flogger
Oh yes please sweet cheeks (although I don't mind the barbs)
You do realise he's roughly 150T, 200ft long and the barbs are about the size of javelins....
Diet just came out of my nose lololol
It's ok, it'd be like poking jelly with a cocktail stick "
Ouch hot beverage
**note to self no drinks when reading fab** |
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?
That's not a bite you'd want to experience
Just a nibble then? From behind, on my shoulders
Miss A we are talking about the dragon not Lucifer lol
Im sure Lucifer would be happy to bit you
A dragon? Ok .... On reflection I'll take a whipping with his tail. Best start gently though
Oh Dear Miss A he has barbs on this tail. Ill just bring my flogger
Oh yes please sweet cheeks (although I don't mind the barbs)
You do realise he's roughly 150T, 200ft long and the barbs are about the size of javelins....
Diet just came out of my nose lololol
It's ok, it'd be like poking jelly with a cocktail stick
Ouch hot beverage
**note to self no drinks when reading fab**"
Oh dear, does it look like you've been playing water sports? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lucifer has given him strict instructions.
He won't bite.
even if I cuddle him?
Or even if we want him too?
That's not a bite you'd want to experience
Just a nibble then? From behind, on my shoulders
Miss A we are talking about the dragon not Lucifer lol
Im sure Lucifer would be happy to bit you
A dragon? Ok .... On reflection I'll take a whipping with his tail. Best start gently though
Oh Dear Miss A he has barbs on this tail. Ill just bring my flogger
Oh yes please sweet cheeks (although I don't mind the barbs)
You do realise he's roughly 150T, 200ft long and the barbs are about the size of javelins....
Diet just came out of my nose lololol
It's ok, it'd be like poking jelly with a cocktail stick
Ouch hot beverage
**note to self no drinks when reading fab**
Oh dear, does it look like you've been playing water sports?"
Eewewww no but my phone is all sticky |
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