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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I get a message saying he (single male) has just got out of jail and needs a good f**k...

Think delete button sharpish...

Can anyone better this delightful message??

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By *uck princess and himCouple over a year ago

washington

Nope!

you win.

Princess xx

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By *ischiefmanagedWoman over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk border

"I get a message saying he (single male) has just got out of jail and needs a good f**k...

Think delete button sharpish...

Can anyone better this delightful message??

Think he's taking the bad boy image a bit far...

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Lol, oh my - direct him to the 'service shags' thread perhaps??

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Nope!

you win.

Princess xx"

Ha ha takes target off... Unbelievable

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I get a message saying he (single male) has just got out of jail and needs a good f**k...

Think delete button sharpish...

Can anyone better this delightful message??

Think he's taking the bad boy image a bit far...

Well he certainly got a reaction, just one he wouldnt want.. Lol

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Lol, oh my - direct him to the 'service shags' thread perhaps??

Ha ha will do xx

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Did you block before or after the shag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol, oh my - direct him to the 'service shags' thread perhaps??

Ha ha will do xx"

Tell him you class not trash xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get a message saying he (single male) has just got out of jail and needs a good f**k...

Think delete button sharpish...

Can anyone better this delightful message??

Maybe he was framed and he was a genuinely nice guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi! Our conversations were meant to be private!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

haha..i got one last wk..love the block button on here :P

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Did you block before or after the shag?

Behave lol if I wasn't halfway round the world I'd understand the offer, lol who am I kidding nope definite block...

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Lol, oh my - direct him to the 'service shags' thread perhaps??

Ha ha will do xx

Tell him you class not trash xx

Ha ha thank you sir xx

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I get a message saying he (single male) has just got out of jail and needs a good f**k...

Think delete button sharpish...

Can anyone better this delightful message??

Maybe he was framed and he was a genuinely nice guy

This is the reason I posted as I "might of" got the request wrong...

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Oi! Our conversations were meant to be private!

Only way I could get you to talk to me with the bars... Lol

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"haha..i got one last wk..love the block button on here :P"

Just amused to see if anyone got the same xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Perhaps he thinks you're the Community Chest, or he was just taking a Chance. Either way, I hope he hasn't turned the Water Works on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my Fuzzy!! you should be in my inbox sometime.. hehe

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Perhaps he thinks you're the Community Chest, or he was just taking a Chance. Either way, I hope he hasn't turned the Water Works on.

Tina, there's lots I'd do for fab, but...... Who knows what he picked up ideas wise? Lol

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Oh my Fuzzy!! you should be in my inbox sometime.. hehe"

Well I'm just trying to see what I've got that others are missing Tilly? Hence the request to share...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get a message saying he (single male) has just got out of jail and needs a good f**k...

Think delete button sharpish...

Can anyone better this delightful message??

I think I would have replied and just said 'sorry mate I am a really crap shag so keep looking'

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I get a message saying he (single male) has just got out of jail and needs a good f**k...

Think delete button sharpish...

Can anyone better this delightful message??

I think I would have replied and just said 'sorry mate I am a really crap shag so keep looking'

You know the answer would be returned with he'd be able to "help" me? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my Fuzzy!! you should be in my inbox sometime.. hehe

Well I'm just trying to see what I've got that others are missing Tilly? Hence the request to share...

I've had the "Just got out of a long relationship, can I bang you hard so your eyes pop out"

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Oh my Fuzzy!! you should be in my inbox sometime.. hehe

Well I'm just trying to see what I've got that others are missing Tilly? Hence the request to share...

I've had the "Just got out of a long relationship, can I bang you hard so your eyes pop out"

Lol,worker for specsavers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my Fuzzy!! you should be in my inbox sometime.. hehe

Well I'm just trying to see what I've got that others are missing Tilly? Hence the request to share...

I've had the "Just got out of a long relationship, can I bang you hard so your eyes pop out"

Where am I going wrong ? I have not had so much as a straightforward 'Fancy a fuck?' for weeks??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well at least he was honest

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Oh my Fuzzy!! you should be in my inbox sometime.. hehe

Well I'm just trying to see what I've got that others are missing Tilly? Hence the request to share...

I've had the "Just got out of a long relationship, can I bang you hard so your eyes pop out"

Where am I going wrong ? I have not had so much as a straightforward 'Fancy a fuck?' for weeks??

Happy to share his details??

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Well at least he was honest

Very true my dear xx

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

No you definitely win that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No u win

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"No you definitely win that one

I think I'm going to do some copy and paste messages re FAF...

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By *uzzy Navel OP Woman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"No u win "

Something I'll not be celebrating! Lol

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