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"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?
How many is too many and just showing off?
Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?
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6.75
3,267.4
I'm not sure that there is a correlation between the size of a man's poultry farm and a desired increase in the size of his goats, is there?
Oh... I see what you mean now... 
In which case, probably the answer to the last question is yes, so that when he's wearing the goat it will cover up the size of his cock.   |
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"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?
How many is too many and just showing off?
Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?
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Its the quality of the goats too. An angora is worth more than say a turkish mountain goat.
difference between a fifty and a fiver.... |
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"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?
How many is too many and just showing off?
Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?
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Ya wanna see my goat its massive xx  |
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"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?
How many is too many and just showing off?
Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?
Ya wanna see my goat its massive xx "
Craig, compared to you my darling....everything is massive
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"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?
How many is too many and just showing off?
Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?
Ya wanna see my goat its massive xx "
Are you sure that's a goat and not a llama  |
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"I don't believe in goats.
Which is why your hut will never be good enough. How can you treat me as your queen if there are no goats... there must be goats!"
Nothing wrong with my goatless hut 
I do however have a collection of sheep. If you're interested. |
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"I don't believe in goats.
Which is why your hut will never be good enough. How can you treat me as your queen if there are no goats... there must be goats!
Nothing wrong with my goatless hut
I do however have a collection of sheep. If you're interested."
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"I don't believe in goats.
Which is why your hut will never be good enough. How can you treat me as your queen if there are no goats... there must be goats!
Nothing wrong with my goatless hut
I do however have a collection of sheep. If you're interested.
Can I bring mint sauce?"
Yes I approve it has a cooling sensation if used as lube. |
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"I don't believe in goats.
Which is why your hut will never be good enough. How can you treat me as your queen if there are no goats... there must be goats!
Nothing wrong with my goatless hut
I do however have a collection of sheep. If you're interested.
Can I bring mint sauce?
Yes I approve it has a cooling sensation if used as lube."
Did the sheep tell you that? |
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"I don't believe in goats.
Which is why your hut will never be good enough. How can you treat me as your queen if there are no goats... there must be goats!
Nothing wrong with my goatless hut
I do however have a collection of sheep. If you're interested.
Can I bring mint sauce?
Yes I approve it has a cooling sensation if used as lube.
Did the sheep tell you that?"
No, I overheard them talking to each other.
They can be very ahoof towards monkeys and often don't include me. |
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"I'm not sure that there is a correlation between the size of a man's poultry farm and a desired increase in the size of his goats, is there?"
want to see our chicken farm lol
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"I'm not sure that there is a correlation between the size of a man's poultry farm and a desired increase in the size of his goats, is there?
want to see our chicken farm lol
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No I'd rather watch your goats fish |
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"I'm not sure that there is a correlation between the size of a man's poultry farm and a desired increase in the size of his goats, is there?
want to see our chicken farm lol
No I'd rather watch your goats fish"
Sorry granny - but we had 2 goats and they kiled 4 goldfish in our pond ... not kidding - no pun intended lol !!
they actually did !! - waited around the pond and stamped the hooves on them when they cam near the surface !! never seen anything like it lol x |
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"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?
How many is too many and just showing off?
Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?
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42 |
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"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?
How many is too many and just showing off?
Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?
Its the quality of the goats too. An angora is worth more than say a turkish mountain goat.
difference between a fifty and a fiver...."
bit harsh? personal preferences n all that. |
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"How many goats do you need for it to be considered a sign of wealth?
How many is too many and just showing off?
Do men with small cocks buy bigger goats?
42"
just don't ask me to park em |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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i was once a goat millionaire.
then came the great bulgarian goat crunch of 98.
i lost the lot,i was left completely goatless.
as if that wasn't bad enough.
i then lost my big cock as well.  |
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