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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the Fab.

*doffs top hat and twirls cane*

I bring glad tidings.

A mad hatter and a kinky rabbit told me of a very special gathering of Fab's finest, to be held on SATURDAY 9th JULY.

Unfortunately, the details of the venue were obscure (he is *very* mad, you know)...

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

DiamondJoe: Mad Hatter, why is a raven like a writing-desk?

Mad Hatter: Have you guessed the riddle yet?

DiamondJoe: No, I give it up, what's the answer?

Mad Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome back

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

It is nevar put with the wrong end in front

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DiamondJoe: Mad Hatter, why is a raven like a writing-desk?

Mad Hatter: Have you guessed the riddle yet?

DiamondJoe: No, I give it up, what's the answer?

Mad Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea."

The Riddler tells riddles, not the Mad Hatter

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Riddle me this, riddle me that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DiamondJoe: Mad Hatter, why is a raven like a writing-desk?

Mad Hatter: Have you guessed the riddle yet?

DiamondJoe: No, I give it up, what's the answer?

Mad Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea.

The Riddler tells riddles, not the Mad Hatter

The Hatter has many guises

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Oh DJ we have missed you!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"The Hatter has many guises"

And such pretty hair for braiding and weaving into blankets

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"The Hatter has many guises

And such pretty hair for braiding and weaving into blankets

...he's jolly good at making tea, too!

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Do you know, I always thought Unicorns were fabulous monsters, too! I never saw one alive before!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What has it got in its pocketsss?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You missed last weekend's west country social. Twas a shame so it was.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"What has it got in its pocketsss?"

Nasty little.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mad Hatter though? We're not mad.

Join me on an adventure, as we look through the looking glass.

A little clue to pique your interest

Gyre and gimble in the wabe

and don’t be late.

Roll and tumble

down the rabbit hole

english breakfast and cake await.

Neverwhere is somewhere and

secret’s in the name

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"You missed last weekend's west country social. Twas a shame so it was."

Within the 8 mile magic ring?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

So where is it then, this fabulous party?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"So where is it then, this fabulous party?

That's for us to know, and them to find out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Inside the looking glass?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So where is it then, this fabulous party?

Where "was" it.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Inside the looking glass?

Or through?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"So where is it then, this fabulous party?

Where "was" it."

You're a time traveller?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Inside the looking glass?

Or through?"

Yeah

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I don't get any of this thread.... I am totally confused

Xxxxxx Suzi

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I don't get any of this thread.... I am totally confused

Xxxxxx Suzi"

Shh!

It's a secret

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By *ohnkezCouple over a year ago

shefiield

Hey Mr DJ - put a record on ... I wanna dance for my baby

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I don't get any of this thread.... I am totally confused

Xxxxxx Suzi

Shh!

It's a secret

I'm really good at keeping secrets though......

Suzi xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I'll drink some gin until you all start making sense

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I'll drink some gin until you all start making sense"

You may need a lot of Gin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I'll drink some gin until you all start making sense

You may need a lot of Gin"

Excellent. The first sensible thing anyone's said all thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm lost.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm lost. "
hi lost I'm james

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hey Mr DJ - put a record on ... I wanna dance for my baby

"Bring on the dancing girls!"

*Za-za-bing-boom*

Yvonne Fair "Funky Music Sho Nuff Turns Me On"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlC2bWIkj8k

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I'll drink some gin until you all start making sense

You may need a lot of Gin

Excellent. The first sensible thing anyone's said all thread

That made sense? Does that mean you'll stop drinking the Gin? You did say until we start making sense.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I'll drink some gin until you all start making sense

You may need a lot of Gin

Excellent. The first sensible thing anyone's said all thread

That made sense? Does that mean you'll stop drinking the Gin? You did say until we start making sense.

Only if i run out

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What's the definition for finest in the Fab sense?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the definition for finest in the Fab sense?

Good point.....

Is it like Tesco finest, i wonder?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"What's the definition for finest in the Fab sense?

Good point.....

Is it like Tesco finest, i wonder?"

More like Waitrose

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"What's the definition for finest in the Fab sense?

Good point.....

Is it like Tesco finest, i wonder?"

Ask Clem. He seems to get the most out of Tesco's...

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I think I'll drink some gin until you all start making sense

You may need a lot of Gin

Excellent. The first sensible thing anyone's said all thread

That made sense? Does that mean you'll stop drinking the Gin? You did say until we start making sense.

Why is there gin?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's the definition for finest in the Fab sense?

Good point.....

Is it like Tesco finest, i wonder?"

If it is then I'm out. I'll stick with my Waitrose Essentials.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop talking shit and just say Wtf you are talking about please DJ.

In no mood for bush- beating

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Stop talking shit and just say Wtf you are talking about please DJ.

In no mood for bush- beating

His lips are sealed

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Stop talking shit and just say Wtf you are talking about please DJ.

In no mood for bush- beating

According to an item on This Morning, this morning, now is the time to deal with your bush.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Stop talking shit and just say Wtf you are talking about please DJ.

In no mood for bush- beating

According to an item on This Morning, this morning, now is the time to deal with your bush."

If you haven't dealt with your bush already, it will be out of control by mid-summer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the definition for finest in the Fab sense?

Good point.....

Is it like Tesco finest, i wonder?

If it is then I'm out. I'll stick with my Waitrose Essentials.

And you get free coffee there too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the definition for finest in the Fab sense?

Good point.....

Is it like Tesco finest, i wonder?

Ask Clem. He seems to get the most out of Tesco's...

I've just been reading that

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's the definition for finest in the Fab sense?

Good point.....

Is it like Tesco finest, i wonder?

If it is then I'm out. I'll stick with my Waitrose Essentials.

And you get free coffee there too

I don't drink tea or coffee and have complained to my local branch that they should offer me something else. They gave me a cup cake as a one off goodwill gesture.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a party planned. It has been arranged at least in part by a mad hatter and a kinky rabbit (I'll let people guess as to who they are). It will be on July 9th. I assume there is some sort of Alice in Wonderland theme (or just for this thread perhaps). And we are meant to guess where it is.

Am I close?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop talking shit and just say Wtf you are talking about please DJ.

In no mood for bush- beating

According to an item on This Morning, this morning, now is the time to deal with your bush.

If you haven't dealt with your bush already, it will be out of control by mid-summer

Have no fear. Howard has no place here.

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By *upster23Man over a year ago

London

Hey all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is a party planned. It has been arranged at least in part by a mad hatter and a kinky rabbit (I'll let people guess as to who they are). It will be on July 9th. I assume there is some sort of Alice in Wonderland theme (or just for this thread perhaps). And we are meant to guess where it is.

Am I close? "

A cookie for you. Yes, that's basically the crux of it.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hey all"

Have we met?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

Am I close?

A cookie for you. Yes, that's basically the crux of it. "

Is that the sound of a penny dropping?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am I close?

A cookie for you. Yes, that's basically the crux of it. "

I'll take an apple instead.

I felt like it should be explained eventually.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"What's the definition for finest in the Fab sense?

Good point.....

Is it like Tesco finest, i wonder?

If it is then I'm out. I'll stick with my Waitrose Essentials.

And you get free coffee there too

They let me have green tea instead

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Am I close?

A cookie for you. Yes, that's basically the crux of it. "

And tea

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

But if you find it you must still keep it secret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is all so exciting!!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

I don't have a bush to beat.

I don't drink tea or coffee.

I don't drink gin.

But many have said I'm mad and I do have a pink rabbit.

So do I get an invite ??

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

It's not found yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not found yet

Is it in Cheshire? I'm following the theme...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I really haven't a clue what this is about but there is a Wonderland Adventure club.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really haven't a clue what this is about but there is a Wonderland Adventure club.

Which is bloody amazing, by the way

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

im a kitty cat..can i come along and smile ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I really haven't a clue what this is about but there is a Wonderland Adventure club.

Which is bloody amazing, by the way

Is it? I had wondered whether I should check it out.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?

Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

“Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.”

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"“Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.” "

Who? Or where?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be the first to use the oft-quoted saying that I wouldn't want to be part of a club that would have me, so therefore I'm quite pleased to not have been invited ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be the first to use the oft-quoted saying that I wouldn't want to be part of a club that would have me, so therefore I'm quite pleased to not have been invited ..

There is no clique.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Hatter has many guises

And such pretty hair for braiding and weaving into blankets

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/515703

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the definition for finest in the Fab sense?

Good point.....

Is it like Tesco finest, i wonder?

Ask Clem. He seems to get the most out of Tesco's...

I see what you did there.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Welcome back

Has he been gone? Didn't miss him.

At all........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I head to get to the event you have to go through DJ's wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?

Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more. "

You mean you can't take less, it's very easy to take more than nothing.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?

Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.

You mean you can't take less, it's very easy to take more than nothing."

Yes. You can always take more than nothing

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I head to get to the event you have to go through DJ's wardrobe."

Isn't that Narnia?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"The Hatter has many guises

And such pretty hair for braiding and weaving into blankets

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/515703"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Hatter has many guises

And such pretty hair for braiding and weaving into blankets

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/515703

Don't you

it's not funny you know.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"The Hatter has many guises

And such pretty hair for braiding and weaving into blankets

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/515703

Don't you

it's not funny you know.

When I plait it and weave it I'll keep some to give you back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Joe Ive planned my train route already

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

Is it in Wonderland, because I'm already there .... Or am I already here?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Joe Ive planned my train route already

It will be nice to take the train

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Is it in Wonderland, because I'm already there .... Or am I already here?"

If you see it don't say a word

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

Perhaps we have to look in the mirror

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Perhaps we have to look in the mirror"

Or to the date....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got my invite!

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

Where have I been?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Where have I been?"

Down the rabbit hole, clearly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I really haven't a clue what this is about but there is a Wonderland Adventure club.

Which is bloody amazing, by the way

Is it? I had wondered whether I should check it out.

We cannot recommend the parties highly enough.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Where have I been?

Down the rabbit hole, clearly

For tea?

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Where have I been?"

Where haven't you been?

Have you been to London to visit the Queen?

So pussy cat, what did you there?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Where have I been?

Down the rabbit hole, clearly

For tea?"

No - somewhere *far* less salubrious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Hatter has many guises

And such pretty hair for braiding and weaving into blankets

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/515703

Don't you

it's not funny you know.

When I plait it and weave it I'll keep some to give you back

Thanks muchly.

Could you dye it back to my natural colour?

Ta.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"The Hatter has many guises

And such pretty hair for braiding and weaving into blankets

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/515703

Don't you

it's not funny you know.

When I plait it and weave it I'll keep some to give you back

Thanks muchly.

Could you dye it back to my natural colour?

Ta.

That's extra

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Hahaha...... I get it now...... found it ...... confidentiality assured Yayyyyyy xxxxx not confused any more Xxxx Suzi

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Hahaha...... I get it now...... found it ...... confidentiality assured Yayyyyyy xxxxx not confused any more Xxxx Suzi

Have you acted on it?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Hahaha...... I get it now...... found it ...... confidentiality assured Yayyyyyy xxxxx not confused any more Xxxx Suzi

Have you acted on it?"

No, but I once acted in sleeping beauty

xxxxx Suzi

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Hahaha...... I get it now...... found it ...... confidentiality assured Yayyyyyy xxxxx not confused any more Xxxx Suzi

Have you acted on it?

No, but I once acted in sleeping beauty

xxxxx Suzi"

I'm just about ready for the sleeping part

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Hatter has many guises

And such pretty hair for braiding and weaving into blankets

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/515703

Don't you

it's not funny you know.

When I plait it and weave it I'll keep some to give you back

Thanks muchly.

Could you dye it back to my natural colour?

Ta.

That's so hurtful.

Saying that this is dyed. Wow.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Could you dye it back to my natural colour?

Ta.

That's so hurtful.

Saying that this is dyed. Wow.

If it's not then it's not his hair after all

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Hahaha...... I get it now...... found it ...... confidentiality assured Yayyyyyy xxxxx not confused any more Xxxx Suzi

Have you acted on it?

No, but I once acted in sleeping beauty

xxxxx Suzi

I'm just about ready for the sleeping part

Yep me too, this thread has worn my brain cells out

Suzi xxxxxx

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

Jefferson Airplane -White Rabbit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I almost wish I hadn't gone down that rabbit-hole—and yet—and yet—it's rather curious, you know, this sort of life!

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

Alice: “Where should I go?"

The Cheshire Cat: "That depends on where you want to end up."

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

At any rate I'll never go THERE again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Who are you talking to?' said the King, going up to Alice, and looking at the Cat's head with great curiosity.

'It's a friend of mine—a Cheshire Cat,' said Alice: 'allow me to introduce it.'

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

Stop now. It hurts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just enjoying the free acid.

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"I'm just enjoying the free acid."

Shhhhhh, don't mention drugs you'll get told off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just enjoying the free acid.

Shhhhhh, don't mention drugs you'll get told off."

Pffft... it's only an Alive and Wonderland joke.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I head to get to the event you have to go through DJ's wardrobe."

Explain yourself, young man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I head to get to the event you have to go through DJ's wardrobe.

Explain yourself, young man"

Narnia.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I head to get to the event you have to go through DJ's wardrobe.

Explain yourself, young man

Narnia."

My wardrobe's *not* for the faint-hearted!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Hatter has many guises

And such pretty hair for braiding and weaving into blankets

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/515703

Don't you

it's not funny you know.

When I plait it and weave it I'll keep some to give you back

Thanks muchly.

Could you dye it back to my natural colour?

Ta.

That's so hurtful.

Saying that this is dyed. Wow.

Not dyed? Then how did you get rid of all my grey?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confuddled, but absolutely loving the Alice-ness of it all. But I simply can't stop, I'm in the middle of a Caucus Race.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Confuddled, but absolutely loving the Alice-ness of it all. But I simply can't stop, I'm in the middle of a Caucus Race. "

In a caucus race?

Why that sounds ace,

Is there really such a place?

As Caucus race?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I think Alice is back

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"I think Alice is back

Where?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I think Alice is back

Where?"

That's what you have to find out

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"I think Alice is back

Where?

That's what you have to find out

Don't you go confusing me too, my brain can't take it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've not seen Alice so I've no idea what's happening.

Sorry Kinky

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I think Alice is back

Who the fuck is Alice?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I think Alice is back

Who the fuck is Alice?

That's for us to know and you to find out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think Alice is back

Where?

That's what you have to find out

Don't you go confusing me too, my brain can't take it

Beautiful Miss A come sit with me I think I know

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

Have i gone mad? I'm afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usually are!

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"I think Alice is back

Where?

That's what you have to find out

Don't you go confusing me too, my brain can't take it

Beautiful Miss A come sit with me I think I know

I think/thought I did too but I won't be able to go anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think Alice is back

Where?

That's what you have to find out

Don't you go confusing me too, my brain can't take it

Beautiful Miss A come sit with me I think I know

I think/thought I did too but I won't be able to go anyway

I'll just have to take you for cream tea then.

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"I think Alice is back

Where?

That's what you have to find out

Don't you go confusing me too, my brain can't take it

Beautiful Miss A come sit with me I think I know

I think/thought I did too but I won't be able to go anyway

I'll just have to take you for cream tea then.

I do hope that's a genuine offer because I'd love too, although I don't know anywhere local that does them

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

if you dont reveal where it is, i wont be able to make arrangements to get there. it's that simple. Sorry

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date.

No time to say "Hello, Goodbye".

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I've not seen Alice so I've no idea what's happening.

Sorry Kinky"

You spoke to her once I'm sure

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

The secret remains a secret then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still she haunts me, phantomwise,

Alice moving under skies

Never seen by waking eyes.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan over a year ago

London

Read the whole thread still as confused as when i started not playing this game inbox me details if you want me there simple

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Read the whole thread still as confused as when i started not playing this game inbox me details if you want me there simple

Ahhh, but do you want to be there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat me

Drink me

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan over a year ago

London

"Read the whole thread still as confused as when i started not playing this game inbox me details if you want me there simple

Ahhh, but do you want to be there?

at this rate no one will be lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Read the whole thread still as confused as when i started not playing this game inbox me details if you want me there simple

Ahhh, but do you want to be there?

at this rate no one will be lol"

I think you'll be surprised

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

So if we leave the EU will Alice get more tea or more sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if we leave the EU will Alice get more tea or more sex?"

“Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.”

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"So if we leave the EU will Alice get more tea or more sex?

“Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.” "

And sex time on here? I think Alice wants both!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

If we leave the EU will there be more 'Look At My Cock' threads?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if we leave the EU will Alice get more tea or more sex?

“Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.”

And sex time on here? I think Alice wants both!"

Alice is a dreamer

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"So if we leave the EU will Alice get more tea or more sex?

“Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.”

And sex time on here? I think Alice wants both!

Alice is a dreamer

Alice is but she also has some fantastic times with naughty boys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will there be enough cake?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Well that depends on what you define as 'enough'. A mouthful each, a fairy bun each, a whole torte each?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

And brownies, do they count as cake? Easy to pack, choc full of choc. Ideal I'd say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be enough cake?"

May I have cookies please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey, I'm the tea guy

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Will there be enough cake?

May I have cookies please?"

Ahhh cookies! Again, easy to pack, choc full of whatever they are full of

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Hey, I'm the tea guy"

I'm the coffee woman who likes tea and not cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey, I'm the tea guy

I'm the coffee woman who likes tea and not cake."

Wait, so who's bringing the cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be enough cake?

May I have cookies please?

Ahhh cookies! Again, easy to pack, choc full of whatever they are full of

Cookieness I believe is the term, choc full of cookieness.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Will there be enough cake?

May I have cookies please?

Ahhh cookies! Again, easy to pack, choc full of whatever they are full of

Cookieness I believe is the term, choc full of cookieness."

You're right, how could I forget? I don't eat cookies, that may be why

But I can bake, bake a cake, a brownie, a cookie a sweet snack of veritable 'goes with teaness'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be enough cake?

May I have cookies please?

Ahhh cookies! Again, easy to pack, choc full of whatever they are full of

Cookieness I believe is the term, choc full of cookieness.

You're right, how could I forget? I don't eat cookies, that may be why

But I can bake, bake a cake, a brownie, a cookie a sweet snack of veritable 'goes with teaness'

Yeah, they all sound good.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Will there be enough cake?

May I have cookies please?

Ahhh cookies! Again, easy to pack, choc full of whatever they are full of

Cookieness I believe is the term, choc full of cookieness.

You're right, how could I forget? I don't eat cookies, that may be why

But I can bake, bake a cake, a brownie, a cookie a sweet snack of veritable 'goes with teaness'

Yeah, they all sound good.

Or a blondie, should make one in your honour?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will there be enough cake?

May I have cookies please?

Ahhh cookies! Again, easy to pack, choc full of whatever they are full of

Cookieness I believe is the term, choc full of cookieness.

You're right, how could I forget? I don't eat cookies, that may be why

But I can bake, bake a cake, a brownie, a cookie a sweet snack of veritable 'goes with teaness'

Yeah, they all sound good.

Or a blondie, should make one in your honour?"

I don't know what one of those is.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Or a blondie, should make one in your honour?

I don't know what one of those is. "

I say one, I mean some of course. I may surpirse you. When you least expect it.

When your hair is all ribbons and bow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a blondie, should make one in your honour?

I don't know what one of those is.

I say one, I mean some of course. I may surpirse you. When you least expect it.

When your hair is all ribbons and bow

I said you could plait it but I don't know about ribbons and bows.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Or a blondie, should make one in your honour?

I don't know what one of those is.

I say one, I mean some of course. I may surpirse you. When you least expect it.

When your hair is all ribbons and bow

I said you could plait it but I don't know about ribbons and bows. "

I know about ribbons and bows, I have all colours. Truly I do. I will work out which colour will suit you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a blondie, should make one in your honour?

I don't know what one of those is.

I say one, I mean some of course. I may surpirse you. When you least expect it.

When your hair is all ribbons and bow

I said you could plait it but I don't know about ribbons and bows.

I know about ribbons and bows, I have all colours. Truly I do. I will work out which colour will suit you

No ribbons or bows.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Or a blondie, should make one in your honour?

I don't know what one of those is.

I say one, I mean some of course. I may surpirse you. When you least expect it.

When your hair is all ribbons and bow

I said you could plait it but I don't know about ribbons and bows.

I know about ribbons and bows, I have all colours. Truly I do. I will work out which colour will suit you

I don't think you read what I just put. "

Oh I did, you said you don't know about ribbons and bows. So I shall teach you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or a blondie, should make one in your honour?

I don't know what one of those is.

I say one, I mean some of course. I may surpirse you. When you least expect it.

When your hair is all ribbons and bow

I said you could plait it but I don't know about ribbons and bows.

I know about ribbons and bows, I have all colours. Truly I do. I will work out which colour will suit you

I don't think you read what I just put.

Oh I did, you said you don't know about ribbons and bows. So I shall teach you

I knew you'd twist my words.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was that a yes to the cookies?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Was that a yes to the cookies?"

Yes

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Or a blondie, should make one in your honour?

I don't know what one of those is.

I say one, I mean some of course. I may surpirse you. When you least expect it.

When your hair is all ribbons and bow

I said you could plait it but I don't know about ribbons and bows.

I know about ribbons and bows, I have all colours. Truly I do. I will work out which colour will suit you

I don't think you read what I just put.

Oh I did, you said you don't know about ribbons and bows. So I shall teach you

I knew you'd twist my words.

Twist? I copied & pasted them

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

As long as The Hatter and Knitter get together all will be well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As long as The Hatter and Knitter get together all will be well

She does seem to want to plait my hair quite a lot.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

Shit still goin' on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Shit still goin' on?

Did you just want to make an entrance?

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

Kill it.

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

I have a festival to attend

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

(part II to follow)

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Part II tomorrow....

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By *iamondjoe OP Man over a year ago

Glastonbury

There's always one!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"There's always one!

yourself

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