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Odd things you've come away from a Fab meet with?
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"Ruined hair extensions...... but boy was he worth it!! "Yeah, sorry about that  | |||
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"Ruined hair extensions...... but boy was he worth it!!
Yeah, sorry about that "Oh don't be sorry you know I forgive you | |||
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"A feeling of self loathing and despair "Yip.. and plenty of frustration | |||
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Was 12 years ago and I still have him | |||
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"A kitten
Was 12 years ago and I still have him "Sorry just noticed a fab meet, wasn't from fab was from another swinging site | |||
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"A kitten
Was 12 years ago and I still have him "You win. | |||
"Ruined hair extensions...... but boy was he worth it!!
Yeah, sorry about that
Oh don't be sorry you know I forgive you"Thanks kitty
Personally nothing other than a cheeky grin and great memories.
There was one particularly bad hangover and some random injuries I have no recollection of?  | |||
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"A kitten
Was 12 years ago and I still have him
You win."You fancy another four? ... kittens that is..lol | |||
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"Ruined hair extensions...... but boy was he worth it!!
Yeah, sorry about that
Oh don't be sorry you know I forgive you
Thanks kitty
Personally nothing other than a cheeky grin and great memories.
There was one particularly bad hangover and some random injuries I have no recollection of? "Didn't you receive a hangover cure once??? | |||
"A kitten
Was 12 years ago and I still have him "Awww sweet. | |||
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"Haha I came home with one of the lemon cake I have never tasted, a bag of sweets, and some kinder buenos and my emptied balls. Happy days "sounds like a party bag from a kiddies birthday bash | |||
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 yes i came home with the rat. bizarre | |||
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"A washing machine. One young man tried to give me his (recently deceased) nan's cat "His nan had died or the cat??? | |||
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"Does anyone know how to unlock a password protected dell laptop? " Yes, it's quite simple, it is also quite illegal, despite your good intentions. Bag the lot up, together with a typed note giving date and location of hotel and room number if you can remember it, and take it to local plod lost property. That's about your only legal option. | |||
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"A kitten
Was 12 years ago and I still have him "Did he ever find out it was you who stole it x | |||
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"A washing machine. One young man tried to give me his (recently deceased) nan's cat
His nan had died or the cat??? "His nan...the cat was lovely but I had 4 already | |||
although on one occasion I went home from an explorative social with a sickness in my stomach and a nightmare image of a nest of long grey pube with a short knob in it and a foreskin that hadn't been properly cleaned as it had yellowy smeg on it 
No ! I didn't volunteer to touch it | |||
"I'm definitely doing it wrong .. I don't get pressies
although on one occasion I went home from an explorative social with a sickness in my stomach and a nightmare image of a nest of long grey pube with a short knob in it and a foreskin that hadn't been properly cleaned as it had yellowy smeg on it
No ! I didn't volunteer to touch it "He showed you his cock in Costa? | |||
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"Nightmares over roast potatoes and gear sticks.... "I can't be the only one wondering ... what, where and how. Though I fear to ask! | |||
I do still have a bottle of Prosecco that I've kept to hopefully share with the person who bought it for me | |||
"A flogger "Meant to say mine was a Xmas present | |||
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"Champagne A business card A pretty plant "Oh and a best guy friend | |||
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"Does anyone know how to unlock a password protected dell laptop? Yes, it's quite simple, it is also quite illegal, despite your good intentions. Bag the lot up, together with a typed note giving date and location of hotel and room number if you can remember it, and take it to local plod lost property. That's about your only legal option." I did this after waiting a week and 28 Days later police gave it back to me because it was not claimed | |||
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" I did this after waiting a week and 28 Days later police gave it back to me because it was not claimed " Then it is all now your property. factory reset the laptop, that will erase all her data, which will still be her property even though the laptop is now yours... | |||
Lasted me days they did. But my diet hasn't really been on track since - so not good for my health or waistline 
But worth it for the company 
Still have the empty tub in my car .. must arrange to return it | |||
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"I'm definitely doing it wrong .. I don't get pressies
although on one occasion I went home from an explorative social with a sickness in my stomach and a nightmare image of a nest of long grey pube with a short knob in it and a foreskin that hadn't been properly cleaned as it had yellowy smeg on it
No ! I didn't volunteer to touch it
He showed you his cock in Costa? "No he seemed ok at that point. This was later but the later, at a second location came to an abrupt halt as i buggered off sharpish | |||
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It was fun explaining that to my mother , driving her to church the next day | |||
Last I heard from them they messaged me to say she's started escorting and I could get a special price as I'd met them swinging | |||
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"Flowers Chocolates Cake A jumper A butt plug " At one meet? | |||
"Rock
I do still have a bottle of Prosecco that I've kept to hopefully share with the person who bought it for me "Like a stick of rock? Random | |||
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"A husband " Your own or someone else's? | |||
"A husband " I got one of those too - he came complete with a Newfoundland which was a bit more than expected lol x | |||
"Does anyone know how to unlock a password protected dell laptop? Yes, it's quite simple, it is also quite illegal, despite your good intentions. Bag the lot up, together with a typed note giving date and location of hotel and room number if you can remember it, and take it to local plod lost property. That's about your only legal option. I did this after waiting a week and 28 Days later police gave it back to me because it was not claimed " don't listen to them! Hope you spent the money on something nice | |||
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"My dignity. "I lie. I never had any. | |||
"A kidney... " | |||
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" although on one occasion I went home from an explorative social with a sickness in my stomach and a nightmare image of a nest of long grey pube with a short knob in it and a foreskin that hadn't been properly cleaned as it had yellowy smeg on it
No ! I didn't volunteer to touch it
"Thanks for this, I am now going to have nightmares! | |||
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"Rock
I do still have a bottle of Prosecco that I've kept to hopefully share with the person who bought it for me
Like a stick of rock? Random "Yes, from Barnouth | |||
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"Rock
I do still have a bottle of Prosecco that I've kept to hopefully share with the person who bought it for me
Like a stick of rock? Random
Yes, from Barnouth "I have cousins in Barmouth. #randomfact | |||
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"A goat hat Hungry hungry caterpillar mug Chainsaw cufflinks A milkshake cow Donkey hat A cariad ring Lightning McQueen car Bubble gum machine All treasured possessions "My goodness, this guy isn't a swinger, he's a fucking cat burglar!
Or possibly, he's remembering what was "on the conveyor tonight" in a running of "The Generation Game" from 1972..All that's missing is the cuddly bleedin' toy!  | |||
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"Does anyone know how to unlock a password protected dell laptop? Yes, it's quite simple, it is also quite illegal, despite your good intentions. Bag the lot up, together with a typed note giving date and location of hotel and room number if you can remember it, and take it to local plod lost property. That's about your only legal option." Are you serious. What more could he have done to return her stuff? Keep it all mate, not your fault she didn't reply | |||
" I did this after waiting a week and 28 Days later police gave it back to me because it was not claimed Then it is all now your property. factory reset the laptop, that will erase all her data, which will still be her property even though the laptop is now yours..." Someone sounds like po po to me. | |||
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" I did this after waiting a week and 28 Days later police gave it back to me because it was not claimed Then it is all now your property. factory reset the laptop, that will erase all her data, which will still be her property even though the laptop is now yours... Someone sounds like po po to me. " It's not about fault or intentions or anything else, it is not about being po po, it is about the Law, and the Law is very clear, as are the penalties for breaking it. Ownership can only be transferred if you paid the original owner something, abandonment (esp in the circumstances described, a family medical emergency) does not constitute ownership. The data on a laptop is treated in Law as being separate to the laptop itself, computer misuse act etc etc, again, unless you can SHOW that the original owner SOLD you the laptop together with the data******* then you can still find yourself afoul of the computer misue act and others. ******* this assumes the original owner had the RIGHT to sell you said laptop and data, if they did not, YOU are still in breach. You appear to be assuming that the data on the laptop is just some random private personal data that nobody is going to give a shit about. The SIMPLEST scenario is it contains kiddie porn, because liability is absolute and no legal defence is possible, you'll get done and put on the sex offender's register, as I said, a SIMPLE scenario. It gets a lot more COMPLEX when it comes to matters dealing with the stuff most likely to be on a laptop, because all sorts of other laws can get invoked, did the previous owner even use it for work related stuff and be in receipt of confiential emails from work, did the previous owner use it for any financial transactions such as ebay banking or amazon, you can be liable for losses there, did the previous owner have personal identifiable information, such as photos or facebook logins, more complications, did the previous owner have photos or school details of minors on it, more complications..... Even simply pulling the hard disk and beating the crap out of it with a lump hammer so that neither you nor anyone else can ever access it ever again is not legal, destruction / modification of data is an offence under the Act. MY laptop contains software that would cost £15k to replace, my previous employers work laptop contained data that they valued at £500k it's all fun and games until something goes wrong and suddenly YOU are the one being investigated. it's difficult because it doesn't have "awareness" like drink driving and then crashing, or breaking and entering and then injuring someone, we all KNOW that is risky shit with possibly life changing penalties. Nobody thinks, so nobody thinks that a modern smartphone or a laptop can land you in equally deep shit, and once you get a criminal conviction and / or custodial sentence, you'll find yourself looking for a job that; 1/ does not require you to use any computer ever 2/ does not require you to access the internet ever 3/ does not require you to use any smartphone or other device ever and in 2016 that is a terrifying prospect, multi drop driver, burger slinger, checkout staff, barman, the list goes on and on of jobs you'll be excluded from, and if you ignore it you're back in court on a new charge, this time it is contempt of court. This whole subject of smartphones / tablets / laptops / PC's and the data that they contain or access is a perfect example of the huge gulf between those who actually know the laws and penalties and consequences treating it all with the utmost respect and discretion, and everyone else who treats it like a second hand car radio you bought for a fiver off ebay. | |||
