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over a year ago
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"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...
oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you  "
Can I wear my old uniform? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...
oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you
Can I wear my old uniform?"
will it still fit??????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...
oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you
Can I wear my old uniform?"
Can i watch? xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...
oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you
Can I wear my old uniform?
can I join?
Can i watch? xx "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...
oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you
Can I wear my old uniform?
will it still fit?????? "
mebbes the pullie and stockings! I dont think they did blazers in a 36ff....
so tight jumper and over the knee black woolie stockings fastened with garter ties. I can't see anyone being interested in that look.... |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...
oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you
Can I wear my old uniform?
will it still fit??????
mebbes the pullie and stockings! I dont think they did blazers in a 36ff....
so tight jumper and over the knee black woolie stockings fastened with garter ties. I can't see anyone being interested in that look...."
oooh you tease!!!! right I'm off to bed to rest my weary, no well wee bones. mwah xxxxxxx |
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Can I wear my old uniform?
will it still fit??????
mebbes the pullie and stockings! I dont think they did blazers in a 36ff....
so tight jumper and over the knee black woolie stockings fastened with garter ties. I can't see anyone being interested in that look....
oooh you tease!!!! right I'm off to bed to rest my weary, no well wee bones. mwah xxxxxxx"
sweet dreams sweet lassie xxx |
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"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...
oi Mrs, you spell it monkeys!!!!!! back to school for you
Can I wear my old uniform?
will it still fit??????
mebbes the pullie and stockings! I dont think they did blazers in a 36ff....
so tight jumper and over the knee black woolie stockings fastened with garter ties. I can't see anyone being interested in that look...."
Wrong !!! lol |
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"During the banana shortage in the summer of 1958, banana splits were made with Aubergines or carrots. "
awww thats a shame i used to love the banana splits, na na nah na na na nah  thinks thats how the music went lol |
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"If you stacked up 24 double decker buses on top of each other then set them all alight from space it would be amazing."
set them alight from space?
or from space would be amazing |
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If you put ten mars bars end to end, left a space of 10 feet and then lay another 10 mars bars end to end and repeated this process all the way to my nearest shop… it would take me a lot longer to get there. |
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"If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom
The same thing happens with willies in my foo foo"
wow now thats a good trick you should travel the country getting people to pay to watch x |
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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago
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"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies..."
And our next door neighbours cat! That is a wanker. Well thats what I call it every morning as its sat on my car.........................No sorry its actually fucking wanker!! lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies..."
Peter Tork & Davy Jones maybe..find it hard to believe that Micky Dolenz does |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dolphins are the only other mammals that wank apart from man and obviously monkies...
Peter Tork & Davy Jones maybe..find it hard to believe that Micky Dolenz does"
He wanks elephants |
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"Delilah didn't cut Samson's hair.
The Universe is magnolia coloured.
Mars isn't red.
You can't catch a cold at the North Pole."
Samson used to be Victor Mature and he fell in love with her off Murder She Wrote and that upset Delilah, who was really Hedley Lamarr from Blazing Saddles.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone know Where the road to nowhere starts and ends?"
yeah it begins with
Well we know where we're going
and ends with
We're on the Road to Nowhere.
Do I get a slap on the bottom? |
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"Does anyone know Where the road to nowhere starts and ends?
yeah it begins with
Well we know where we're going
and ends with
We're on the Road to Nowhere.
Do I get a slap on the bottom?"
I'd say so  |
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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago
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"I went to asda today and they were displaying owls in the foyer, and one was nearly as small as a mouse,(didnt know you could get them that small) "
Are you sure it wasn't a sparrow dressed up for comic relief?
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"I went to asda today and they were displaying owls in the foyer, and one was nearly as small as a mouse,(didnt know you could get them that small)
Are you sure it wasn't a sparrow dressed up for comic relief?
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no i thought it was a baby one but they said it was full grown lol |
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"I went to asda today and they were displaying owls in the foyer, and one was nearly as small as a mouse,(didnt know you could get them that small) "
were they in the fresh or frozen section, how do you cook them ? |
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James Cagney never said 'you dirty rat'...
Bob Holnes played the saxophone on Baker Street
The Canary Islands are not named after Canaries..
King George VIs real name was Albert
Cat gut comes from Sheep or horses
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