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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That unplanned release of trapped wind...
Let it out, tell the world about your most shameful botty-burp...
You'll feel a sudden sense of relief....
Better out than in...?
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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Sit ups in the Gym not two feet from an attractive female who was watching me at the time.
A duvet lifter that went on to be the longest, loudest fart in the history of creation while getting amorous with someone for the first time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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While training in karate, we were all stood in a stance called sanchin dachi, pigeon toed stance. The instructor was going up the line giving a bit of a punch in the gut to each one of us to test the solidity of the stance.
He got to me, punched, I farted, loudly.
He didn't say a word, just patted me on the shoulder and carried on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sit ups in the Gym not two feet from an attractive female who was watching me at the time.
A duvet lifter that went on to be the longest, loudest fart in the history of creation while getting amorous with someone for the first time "
lol..... but did you waft your fart gas in her direction....? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"While training in karate, we were all stood in a stance called sanchin dachi, pigeon toed stance. The instructor was going up the line giving a bit of a punch in the gut to each one of us to test the solidity of the stance.
He got to me, punched, I farted, loudly.
He didn't say a word, just patted me on the shoulder and carried on "
haha ,,,, I love it...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In a Yoga class doing down facing dog. It just came out. Fffffff  
I think was the second time hubby stay over my place and I cracked the most almighty trump in my sleep. I wanted to die. He was lovely though. He started laughing and gave me a big cuddle
MrsSB "
pmsl..... I was laughing out loud after just the first line of that ....
Priceless....  |
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"In a Yoga class doing down facing dog. It just came out. Fffffff
I think was the second time hubby stay over my place and I cracked the most almighty trump in my sleep. I wanted to die. He was lovely though. He started laughing and gave me a big cuddle
MrsSB "
See that's love,I want that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure I'm getting more windy in the mornings as I get older,it's a good job I sleep alone
You can hold my head under the covers any time you want
Brave brave man! ,but sounds kinda nice "
Haha, thought you were gonna say "that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me"
While you're guffing away I won't notice the smell I'd be too busy doing all kinds of things with that sexy body of yours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you know I'd love to be in a relationship again where passing wind infront of each was just fun and not embarrassing. Ah those were the days... "
Yep there is nothing says I love you like cracking off a loud one during a comfortable silence ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That unplanned release of trapped wind...
Let it out, tell the world about your most shameful botty-burp...
You'll feel a sudden sense of relief....
Better out than in...?
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See my thread from last night! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you know I'd love to be in a relationship again where passing wind infront of each was just fun and not embarrassing. Ah those were the days... "
when W did this and didnt say the embarassed oh im sorry - felt like yeah hes at home now hahah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That unplanned release of trapped wind...
Let it out, tell the world about your most shameful botty-burp...
You'll feel a sudden sense of relief....
Better out than in...?
See my thread from last night! "
Trumped,,,, |
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"I'm sure I'm getting more windy in the mornings as I get older,it's a good job I sleep alone
You can hold my head under the covers any time you want
Brave brave man! ,but sounds kinda nice
Haha, thought you were gonna say "that's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me"
While you're guffing away I won't notice the smell I'd be too busy doing all kinds of things with that sexy body of yours "
I thought that I just didn't say it,thinking about it it probably is . Anyway I'm half way to being a lady as my wind doesn't smell  |
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"In a Yoga class doing down facing dog. It just came out. Fffffff
I think was the second time hubby stay over my place and I cracked the most almighty trump in my sleep. I wanted to die. He was lovely though. He started laughing and gave me a big cuddle
MrsSB
See that's love,I want that "
You can have him for a night if you want 
MrsSB |
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"Do you know I'd love to be in a relationship again where passing wind infront of each was just fun and not embarrassing. Ah those were the days...
when W did this and didnt say the embarassed oh im sorry - felt like yeah hes at home now hahah"
I used to date someone who when we were away wouldn't even use the hotel ensuite to poop if I was there. I made him one day rather than him disappear to use a loo in the foyer  |
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"Anyway I'm half way to being a lady as my wind doesn't smell
Mine do. Mine have been known to kill flies mid flight..."
Well you're a man yours are allowed to kill anything within a ten mile radius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just remembered another one...
I'd just farted, and I knew it would smell bad, when the lift door opened. It was quite full, about 8 people in it.
I thought 'honesty is the best policy so I said 'I've just farted I'll get the next one'
A bloke said 'oh don't be daft, get in get in!'
So I got in, and obviously it followed me in, immediately he said 'fucking hell get out get out!'
Anyway, that was a loonng lift ride, there were grown men in tears, and all the ink melted on the lift signs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just remembered another one...
I'd just farted, and I knew it would smell bad, when the lift door opened. It was quite full, about 8 people in it.
I thought 'honesty is the best policy so I said 'I've just farted I'll get the next one'
A bloke said 'oh don't be daft, get in get in!'
So I got in, and obviously it followed me in, immediately he said 'fucking hell get out get out!'
Anyway, that was a loonng lift ride, there were grown men in tears, and all the ink melted on the lift signs."
Rip-snorter...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"On a first date. She dropped her phone from The pub table and like a gentleman I bent down to pick it up. Unlike a gentleman I farted loudly and violently. There was no second date  "
Awwww bless...... there's a certain tragedy in that tale of well intended behaviour
You are a gent.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you know I'd love to be in a relationship again where passing wind infront of each was just fun and not embarrassing. Ah those were the days... "
Bugger that. If it needs to be let out then let it out. Its a natural bodily function after all. If they dont like it, they can always leave. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sure I'm getting more windy in the mornings as I get older,it's a good job I sleep alone "
Same here. My arse trumpeting is horrendous in the morning's. |
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