I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......
I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me |
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"I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......
I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"och ye neer did git tha chat then 
Oh please, I went from hard and throbbing to baby carrot in 10 seconds
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lorraine springs to mind - sorry laughing my head off here |
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"I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......
I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me"
Di ye nae ken she wanted the boaby, aye? |
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"I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......
I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me
Di ye nae ken she wanted the boaby, aye?"
Could you please be so kind as to run that by me again  |
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"I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......
I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me
Di ye nae ken she wanted the boaby, aye?
Could you please be so kind as to run that by me again "
D'ye no wan' get pumped tonight hen? |
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The funny things that spring to mind for me:
- A spectacularly cavernous fart during cunnilingus,
- A playmate who shall remain nameless squirting so hard she splashed a couple playing on the other side of the room,
- The time my frenulum tore from tugging my cock too furiously and I had to explain that it wasn't cum spurting over her arse... |
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"I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......
I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me
Di ye nae ken she wanted the boaby, aye?
Could you please be so kind as to run that by me again
D'ye no wan' get pumped tonight hen?"
Ok I now understand,thankyou! |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"I have to share a funny experience that happened yesterday ......
I had a lady ask me to have phone sex with her. When she rang me it was a lady with a very strong Glaswegian accent. I honestly couldn't understand a word she was saying to me"
should of just asked her to press 888 on the phone to switch the subtitles on |
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"At least is was actually a
Woman! Ive had a bloke on the end of the phone once. Needless to say it wasn't a long conversation!
did you just think they had a deep voice at first "
I may have taken me a second lol |
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My landline is too quiet for a normal conversation, so I couldn't hear what they were saying asking during a phone sex call and repeatedly had to ask what they said throughout.
The mobile is worse, as the signal is too weak and intermittent, so conversations would break up or disconnect.
That leaves a wifi call, ok if you stay still in the room where the router is, but that was never successful either, leaving video calling, where I feel like I should tidy up the room beforehand and dress or undress appropriately. |
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"At least is was actually a
Woman! Ive had a bloke on the end of the phone once. Needless to say it wasn't a long conversation!
did you just think they had a deep voice at first "
I did have to listen carefully to actually check it was a female but after a while I pretended someone was at the door |
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