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Weird Science... build your perfect partner.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As in the 80s film. Mine would be...
5'10"
Long dark curly hair
Japanese/Asian looks
Green almond shape eyes
Curvy
Long legs
Independent
Intelligent
Humorous
Describe yours.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funny
Good looking
Tall
Not a liar
Helpful
Affectionate
Fairly intellectual
Laid back, but not lazy
Alternative mindset
Interesting
Will tell me bedtime stories
Listens to me chat shit
Friendly
Generous
Kind
Not a pushover
Respectful
Love animals, and is kind to them
Isn't fucked up mentally in any way
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Funny
Good looking
Tall
Not a liar
Helpful
Affectionate
Fairly intellectual
Laid back, but not lazy
Alternative mindset
Interesting
Will tell me bedtime stories
Listens to me chat shit
Friendly
Generous
Kind
Not a pushover
Respectful
Love animals, and is kind to them
Isn't fucked up mentally in any way
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You just described me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny
Good looking
Tall
Not a liar
Helpful
Affectionate
Fairly intellectual
Laid back, but not lazy
Alternative mindset
Interesting
Will tell me bedtime stories
Listens to me chat shit
Friendly
Generous
Kind
Not a pushover
Respectful
Love animals, and is kind to them
Isn't fucked up mentally in any way
You just described me "
Was hoping, but didn't think, a guy like that existed in reality.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny
Good looking
Tall
Not a liar
Helpful
Affectionate
Fairly intellectual
Laid back, but not lazy
Alternative mindset
Interesting
Will tell me bedtime stories
Listens to me chat shit
Friendly
Generous
Kind
Not a pushover
Respectful
Love animals, and is kind to them
Isn't fucked up mentally in any way
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thats just ruled out 98% of all men!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny
Good looking
Tall
Not a liar
Helpful
Affectionate
Fairly intellectual
Laid back, but not lazy
Alternative mindset
Interesting
Will tell me bedtime stories
Listens to me chat shit
Friendly
Generous
Kind
Not a pushover
Respectful
Love animals, and is kind to them
Isn't fucked up mentally in any way
thats just ruled out 98% of all men!!!"
Nothing wrong with knowing what i want.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny
Good looking
Tall
Not a liar
Helpful
Affectionate
Fairly intellectual
Laid back, but not lazy
Alternative mindset
Interesting
Will tell me bedtime stories
Listens to me chat shit
Friendly
Generous
Kind
Not a pushover
Respectful
Love animals, and is kind to them
Isn't fucked up mentally in any way
thats just ruled out 98% of all men!!!
Nothing wrong with knowing what i want. "
sooooo true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't fucked up mentally in any way
thats just ruled out 98% of all men!!!
Nothing wrong with knowing what i want.
sooooo true "
yep. right i'm off. am really tired.
This thread got really long because of my post lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you built them exactly how you wanted them.
Where woukd be the fun in getting to know them and fall for them and their annoyances that you secretly love.
Wouldnt you be building a robot if it were perfection ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funny
Good looking
Tall
Not a liar
Helpful
Affectionate
Fairly intellectual
Laid back, but not lazy
Alternative mindset
Interesting
Will tell me bedtime stories
Listens to me chat shit
Friendly
Generous
Kind
Not a pushover
Respectful
Love animals, and is kind to them
Isn't fucked up mentally in any way
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I was doing quite well until that last one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tall, handsome, built like a brick outhouse, confident, cheeky sense of humour, filthy chuckle, interesting, intelligent, bit silly, bonks like a stallion on fairy dust, preferably not completely unhinged. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Low self esteem ..... not too fussy and desperate for sex....
Hey, I'm just being realistic about my own chances of appealing to my perfect partner......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Based only on physical features, which can differ though, yet it would be :
Shorter than me
Natural type of girl, not a lot of makeup
Pretty face
Chocolatey hair or Golden hair
Hazelnuts, blue ocean or green eyes colour
Chubby and Curvy or petite and skinny... depends on the harmonious shape of the body
I have a little crush on chubby, smallish, feminine hands with natural nails
Pussy lips shaven yet pubic hairs trimmed or kept tidy into a V shaped
Smooth skin
Dimples
Based only on personality it would be :
Intuitive, logical and cultured
Independant
Sensual
Classy
Sense of humour
Caring and kind
Desire to make a family
Hepling others
Love travelling, discovering new cultures and life styles
I think that's about it. I am not asking much, am I ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Based only on physical features, which can differ though, yet it would be :
Shorter than me
Natural type of girl, not a lot of makeup
Pretty face
Chocolatey hair or Golden hair
Hazelnuts, blue ocean or green eyes colour
Chubby and Curvy or petite and skinny... depends on the harmonious shape of the body
I have a little crush on chubby, smallish, feminine hands with natural nails
Pussy lips shaven yet pubic hairs trimmed or kept tidy into a V shaped
Smooth skin
Dimples
Based only on personality it would be :
Intuitive, logical and cultured
Independant
Sensual
Classy
Sense of humour
Caring and kind
Desire to make a family
Hepling others
Love travelling, discovering new cultures and life styles
I think that's about it. I am not asking much, am I ?
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awe,,shucks,almost, but i don't wanna make a family |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine would be,
About 5 foot 5,
Blue eyes,
Strawberry blonde hair,
Loving,
Affectionate,
Caring,
Honest,
Loyal,
Understanding,
Naughty,
Hmmm wait, I already have this 
Shaz, I love you! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Based only on physical features, which can differ though, yet it would be :
Shorter than me
Natural type of girl, not a lot of makeup
Pretty face
Chocolatey hair or Golden hair
Hazelnuts, blue ocean or green eyes colour
Chubby and Curvy or petite and skinny... depends on the harmonious shape of the body
I have a little crush on chubby, smallish, feminine hands with natural nails
Pussy lips shaven yet pubic hairs trimmed or kept tidy into a V shaped
Smooth skin
Dimples
Based only on personality it would be :
Intuitive, logical and cultured
Independant
Sensual
Classy
Sense of humour
Caring and kind
Desire to make a family
Hepling others
Love travelling, discovering new cultures and life styles
I think that's about it. I am not asking much, am I ?
awe,,shucks,almost, but i don't wanna make a family "
Haha too bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dark hair ranging somewhere from shaggy and dishevelled to long
Blue eyes
Full lips
Tall (I'm 5'5" so nearly everything is tall to me)
Slim
Tattoos and piercings
Devilish glint in their eye
The ability cause chaos wherever they go
Filthy sense of humour
Kinky streak a foot wide
If female, as above but with tits!
Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dark hair ranging somewhere from shaggy and dishevelled to long
Blue eyes
Full lips
Tall (I'm 5'5" so nearly everything is tall to me)
Slim
Tattoos and piercings
Devilish glint in their eye
The ability cause chaos wherever they go
Filthy sense of humour
Kinky streak a foot wide
If female, as above but with tits!
Mrs x"
Did someone mention the Devil?
Ask nicely I might let Hum know you asked...
Mx |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
My perfect male looks wise would be
Aged between 38-50
Short dark hair or bald
Minimum height of 6 ft
Broad shoulders and big arms but not a massive gym goer
Slight rough and ready appearance (think Jason Statham)
If there is anyone that fits this description......call me  |
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"My perfect male looks wise would be
Aged between 38-50
Short dark hair or bald
Minimum height of 6 ft
Broad shoulders and big arms but not a massive gym goer
Slight rough and ready appearance (think Jason Statham)
If there is anyone that fits this description......call me "
Would 1 out of 5 qualify? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well this one's easy. Straight from my profile:
"Petite, raven-haired, svelte and elegant, with an elfin form and a vampire smile; a stimulus for body and mind; a dangerous blend of Death of the Endless, Anna Valerius and Katie Fey. There's mischievous, devious kink in your nature; you enjoy a flirt and a tease, and let's go all-in - you're a raving fellatiophile."
To be honest, I'd take about 50% of that lot, as long as it includes the mischief. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Based only on physical features, which can differ though, yet it would be :
Shorter than me
Natural type of girl, not a lot of makeup
Pretty face
Chocolatey hair or Golden hair
Hazelnuts, blue ocean or green eyes colour
Chubby and Curvy or petite and skinny... depends on the harmonious shape of the body
I have a little crush on chubby, smallish, feminine hands with natural nails
Pussy lips shaven yet pubic hairs trimmed or kept tidy into a V shaped
Smooth skin
Dimples
Based only on personality it would be :
Intuitive, logical and cultured
Independant
Sensual
Classy
Sense of humour
Caring and kind
Desire to make a family
Hepling others
Love travelling, discovering new cultures and life styles
I think that's about it. I am not asking much, am I ?
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Someone!?? mentioned me??!! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Well this one's easy. Straight from my profile:
"Petite, raven-haired, svelte and elegant, with an elfin form and a vampire smile; a stimulus for body and mind; a dangerous blend of Death of the Endless, Anna Valerius and Katie Fey. There's mischievous, devious kink in your nature; you enjoy a flirt and a tease, and let's go all-in - you're a raving fellatiophile."
To be honest, I'd take about 50% of that lot, as long as it includes the mischief. "
I can't do the svelte or elegant and I'm more faerie than elfin but the rest I can do. |
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