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"I'll put the kettle on.
Yush pleaseeeee 
Yorkshire Tea, of course.
Strong, two sugar, fair bit of milk. Tea bag, sugar, water, milk in that order.  "
Tea bag, water, sugar, milk but okay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll put the kettle on.
Yush pleaseeeee
Yorkshire Tea, of course.
Strong, two sugar, fair bit of milk. Tea bag, sugar, water, milk in that order.
Tea bag, water, sugar, milk but okay. "
At least you put the milk in last  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll put the kettle on.
Yush pleaseeeee
Yorkshire Tea, of course.
Strong, two sugar, fair bit of milk. Tea bag, sugar, water, milk in that order.
Tea bag, water, sugar, milk but okay.
At least you put the milk in last "
I'm not some amateur tea drinker my dear. |
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"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx
Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit  "
Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!  |
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"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx
Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit
Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down! "
Wohoo can't promise what might go down though |
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"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx
Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit
Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!
Wohoo can't promise what might go down though "
Do we have naked butler service?  |
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"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx
Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit
Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!
Wohoo can't promise what might go down though
Do we have naked butler service? "
I'm sure it could be arranged for special guests |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just bending over to get some nuts off the bottom shelf
No your in the wrong place there ooop no you've got them 
I'm not 6ft tall you know
I'll get some steps  "
step ladder, no knickers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just bending over to get some nuts off the bottom shelf
No your in the wrong place there ooop no you've got them
I'm not 6ft tall you know
I'll get some steps step ladder, no knickers. "
I'll have shots from the top shelf please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll put the kettle on.
Yush pleaseeeee
Yorkshire Tea, of course.
Good man! Although at this time of the day, on a school night, it's a Horlicks for me please "
But of course |
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"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx
Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit
Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!
Wohoo can't promise what might go down though
Do we have naked butler service?
I'm sure it could be arranged for special guests "
Rose? You two have disappointed me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx
Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit
Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!
Wohoo can't promise what might go down though
Do we have naked butler service?
I'm sure it could be arranged for special guests
Rose? You two have disappointed me "
Hangs head in shame- Champagne dreams but Lemonade wages sweetie! |
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"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx
Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit
Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!
Wohoo can't promise what might go down though
Do we have naked butler service?
I'm sure it could be arranged for special guests
Rose? You two have disappointed me
Hangs head in shame- Champagne dreams but Lemonade wages sweetie!"
Oh I know that feeling xxx As long as you're both having fun that's all that matters xxx |
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"Testarossa and I have a bottle of Rosé on the go but we would love something stronger xx
Oh in that case I'll bring the bottle. Budge up a bit
Sit between us and you can top us up as it goes down!
Wohoo can't promise what might go down though
Do we have naked butler service?
I'm sure it could be arranged for special guests
Rose? You two have disappointed me
Hangs head in shame- Champagne dreams but Lemonade wages sweetie!
Oh I know that feeling xxx As long as you're both having fun that's all that matters xxx "
You know us |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll put the kettle on.
Yush pleaseeeee
Yorkshire Tea, of course.
Strong, two sugar, fair bit of milk. Tea bag, sugar, water, milk in that order.
Tea bag, water, sugar, milk but okay. "
Teabags?!??
No pot and loose tea.....peasants! |
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