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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe |
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"
I'd report him to the police for dangerous driving and explain exactly what he was doing. |
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"
If be disgusted and report him to the police. Maybe you should remind your 'mate' how dangerous it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh yes, us ladies love men getting off on us noticing they're jerking their genitals while doing something they need their full concentration for. Great way to get the attention from the police also  |
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"
Your mate is lying. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe
Your mate is lying."
I sort of knew that just found it funny and needed to ask |
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe
Your mate is lying. I sort of knew that just found it funny and needed to ask"
Well for future reference any sentence that ends "women love that" will always be either said sarcastically or by someone who has no idea what women love  |
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"
Presumably you are trying to rile the moral majority?
Or clattering naïvety thinking that such a topic would ever get past the braying disapproval mob? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe
Presumably you are trying to rile the moral majority?
Or clattering naïvety thinking that such a topic would ever get past the braying disapproval mob?"
What you on about lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd report him to the police and I would hope any decent minded person would too..
Beat me to it!
It's just wrong on every level....
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I dunno, I think maybe bus drivers should refrain from it, at least if they have customers.
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe
Presumably you are trying to rile the moral majority?
Or clattering naïvety thinking that such a topic would ever get past the braying disapproval mob?
What you on about lmao "
You are clearly a gifted fisherman.
You always get a catch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe
Presumably you are trying to rile the moral majority?
Or clattering naïvety thinking that such a topic would ever get past the braying disapproval mob?
What you on about lmao "
Ah makes me chuckle when someone's witticism goes whoooooosh...... |
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"God damnit!!!!!!
Can't drink , can't text and now we can't wank behind the wheel 
I'm gonna zip up and get the bus"
But what is the driver has a quick hand shandy whilst driving you to your stop? You will almost certainly die and all children will be corrupted instantly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"
What if a copper walks by in plain clothes.
Your goose would be cooked then!
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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago
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A guy was getting a wank from his gf when they were involved in a car crash and she went through the windscreen and ended up dead in the back of a lorry. The policeman asked the driver why she wasn't wearing a seat belt and he replied through tears of agony "didn't fucking want one". The policeman replied, "She's dead in the back of that lorry and you're rolling around with a stomach ache!"
"Stomach ache!" the man replied, "you wanna see what she's got in her left hand!"
And that is why we shouldn't engage in sexual activity whilst driving. |
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"
seen I dude wanking away to a porn magazine on his steering wheel going don't the middle lane of the M1, on the back of his van was a "how's my driving? Ring this number" so I did and they were not bothered so I rang the police and they were not bothered
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe seen I dude wanking away to a porn magazine on his steering wheel going don't the middle lane of the M1, on the back of his van was a "how's my driving? Ring this number" so I did and they were not bothered so I rang the police and they were not bothered "
Probably curious as to why you were phoning whilst driving  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe seen I dude wanking away to a porn magazine on his steering wheel going don't the middle lane of the M1, on the back of his van was a "how's my driving? Ring this number" so I did and they were not bothered so I rang the police and they were not bothered "
A driver was recently prosecuted for flashing at female truck drivers and masturbating while driving.He was reported multiple times and evidence supplied.
We all have cameras fitted in our windscreens nowadays,,just thought you'd all like to know that.  |
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe seen I dude wanking away to a porn magazine on his steering wheel going don't the middle lane of the M1, on the back of his van was a "how's my driving? Ring this number" so I did and they were not bothered so I rang the police and they were not bothered
Probably curious as to why you were phoning whilst driving "
Hands free |
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe seen I dude wanking away to a porn magazine on his steering wheel going don't the middle lane of the M1, on the back of his van was a "how's my driving? Ring this number" so I did and they were not bothered so I rang the police and they were not bothered
Probably curious as to why you were phoning whilst driving
Hands free "
Did you read the study recently which showed that hands free caused as much difficulty to drivers are using your hands?
I know which one would work best in this context |
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"Ladies, if you caught a man having a wank while he was driving would you be aroused by it or weirded out by it!? Daft question I know but a mate of mine admitted he's done it a few times and said women loved it, is this true I find it hard to believe"
it's often the 'mate' whenever something is either iffy or downright wrong..
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nah mate women love the dirty Mac brigade. I suggest you, er I mean your mate take every opportunity to touch yourself in public. Don't just limit it to when your driving either. He could have a crafty fiddle whilst shopping or maybe even when picking up the kiddies from school. I'm telling you women love a man that isn't afraid to get all touchy feely with them selves, you'll I mean he'll be knee deep in pussy before he knows it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to agree with the moral majority on this one . It's appalling behaviour to wank while driving .
That's why I get Sabrina to do it for me while I drive , and it gives me a chance to enjoy a cigarette as she does it .
Having an automatic certainly has its advantages and this is one of them .
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"Given recent evidence, wanking whilst driving and talking on the phone (hands free!) must be as good (bad) as driving with your eyes closed."
Driving in Bath is often best done with your eyes closed. At least that is how it seems when you walk around the place. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nah mate women love the dirty Mac brigade. I suggest you, er I mean your mate take every opportunity to touch yourself in public. Don't just limit it to when your driving either. He could have a crafty fiddle whilst shopping or maybe even when picking up the kiddies from school. I'm telling you women love a man that isn't afraid to get all touchy feely with them selves, you'll I mean he'll be knee deep in pussy before he knows it. "
Haha yeh might just do that mate yeh, have you always been sarcastic with people or just since you turned bald? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reminds me of this story I read a while ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3418946/Pantless-driver-dies-ejected-sunroof-masturbating-porn-cellphone-car-rolled-over.html |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd report him to the police and I would hope any decent minded person would too..
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 not only is it offensive to people who don't want to see that, plus any kids it's also dangerous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a friend who does like to pull over to the side of the road to have hands free phone sex ?? usually when it's raining heavily to limit visibility of others. I've decided I'm only sitting in his car on a plastic bag lol |
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It could scare many people - maybe feeling they could be followed home and abused/raped.
It's not justified or needed by someone who can meet partners for consensual fun, even if he wants to be an exhibitionist there are others he could meet for this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nah mate women love the dirty Mac brigade. I suggest you, er I mean your mate take every opportunity to touch yourself in public. Don't just limit it to when your driving either. He could have a crafty fiddle whilst shopping or maybe even when picking up the kiddies from school. I'm telling you women love a man that isn't afraid to get all touchy feely with them selves, you'll I mean he'll be knee deep in pussy before he knows it.
Haha yeh might just do that mate yeh, have you always been sarcastic with people or just since you turned bald?"
I wasn't being sarcastic fella, you asked do women like it when men masturbate in public. Obviously you like to imagine that they do. I just thought I'd encourage you a little.
Oh an you cut me dead with the bald gag full marks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tried it once but hooked my shot terribly and ended up with a double bogey.
On the plus side, I got approved for my membership at Muirfield "
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Haha boom boom |
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