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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So this guy was comin round and all was cool but I was going blind. Swapping pics ain't always a deal breaker because we can discuss (to a point ) how we look. So on this occasion I decided to meet this guy without seeing his pic. I saw his car pull up and for some reason went out to greet him as he was getting out of the car, ordinarily I'd wait till they knocked. Anyways, I glad that I did because this guy must have been well shy of 4foot tall. He was so small he was sat on a massive stack of about 8 pillows on the front seat, it might as well have a baby rider. He swung his whole body round and these ventriloquist dummy legs flopped out and he looked like Danny de vieto's uglier brother. I gulped and tried to compose myself but it was obvious to anyone that I became frozen and with all the uneasy grace of an imprisoned turd I told him that he wasn't my cup of tea. Well, you've never heard the fuckin likes of it. I mean if his profile said Danny de veto lookalike with swingy legs then fair fucks like but that wasn't the case. I mean I wasn't expecting prince Harry smiling and waving at me with a juicy bulge line where his gorgeous ginger schlong lives but I didn't expect tales from the fuckin crypt either. Any road what are other peoples experiences of all this? |
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"So this guy was comin round and all was cool but I was going blind. Swapping pics ain't always a deal breaker because we can discuss (to a point ) how we look. So on this occasion I decided to meet this guy without seeing his pic. I saw his car pull up and for some reason went out to greet him as he was getting out of the car, ordinarily I'd wait till they knocked. Anyways, I glad that I did because this guy must have been well shy of 4foot tall. He was so small he was sat on a massive stack of about 8 pillows on the front seat, it might as well have a baby rider. He swung his whole body round and these ventriloquist dummy legs flopped out and he looked like Danny de vieto's uglier brother. I gulped and tried to compose myself but it was obvious to anyone that I became frozen and with all the uneasy grace of an imprisoned turd I told him that he wasn't my cup of tea. Well, you've never heard the fuckin likes of it. I mean if his profile said Danny de veto lookalike with swingy legs then fair fucks like but that wasn't the case. I mean I wasn't expecting prince Harry smiling and waving at me with a juicy bulge line where his gorgeous ginger schlong lives but I didn't expect tales from the fuckin crypt either. Any road what are other peoples experiences of all this?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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To be fair; they aren't that swingy and I did have "cock womble" in my profile. A cup of tea would have been nice, I had to rebuild the sofa when I got home  |
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"So this guy was comin round and all was cool but I was going blind. Swapping pics ain't always a deal breaker because we can discuss (to a point ) how we look. So on this occasion I decided to meet this guy without seeing his pic. I saw his car pull up and for some reason went out to greet him as he was getting out of the car, ordinarily I'd wait till they knocked. Anyways, I glad that I did because this guy must have been well shy of 4foot tall. He was so small he was sat on a massive stack of about 8 pillows on the front seat, it might as well have a baby rider. He swung his whole body round and these ventriloquist dummy legs flopped out and he looked like Danny de vieto's uglier brother. I gulped and tried to compose myself but it was obvious to anyone that I became frozen and with all the uneasy grace of an imprisoned turd I told him that he wasn't my cup of tea. Well, you've never heard the fuckin likes of it. I mean if his profile said Danny de veto lookalike with swingy legs then fair fucks like but that wasn't the case. I mean I wasn't expecting prince Harry smiling and waving at me with a juicy bulge line where his gorgeous ginger schlong lives but I didn't expect tales from the fuckin crypt either. Any road what are other peoples experiences of all this?"
Wow, you're mean.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If he needed eight cushions to sit on to drive his car how did his feet reach the pedals? "
yeah I missed the bit out where I saw these like wooden sticks. I only glanced at then because no sooner did he swing his legs out -the door was fixin up to close. I'm sure it's not true but in my minds eye I can see bits of string like a pully system but I just think I've created that in my imagination. |
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"If he needed eight cushions to sit on to drive his car how did his feet reach the pedals?
yeah I missed the bit out where I saw these like wooden sticks. I only glanced at then because no sooner did he swing his legs out -the door was fixin up to close. I'm sure it's not true but in my minds eye I can see bits of string like a pully system but I just think I've created that in my imagination. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If he needed eight cushions to sit on to drive his car how did his feet reach the pedals? yeah I missed the bit out where I saw these like wooden sticks. I only glanced at then because no sooner did he swing his legs out -the door was fixin up to close. I'm sure it's not true but in my minds eye I can see bits of string like a pully system but I just think I've created that in my imagination. "
Oh my days this is too funny !! Pully system ?? Can I ask where you on a high ? Or a low |
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