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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've heard all the arguments for and against Nhs , jobs , immigration etc .
But more important than that .
Will we still be able to buy Euro lottery tickets ?
Jo x"
OMG...... that could be the tipping point for many undecided like me......
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By *old200Man
over a year ago
Congleton |
"I've heard all the arguments for and against Nhs , jobs , immigration etc .
But more important than that .
Will we still be able to buy Euro lottery tickets ?
Jo x"
Yes we invented the euro lottery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Both sides of the referendum campaign have taken to social media to search for new things to frighten you with.
After Vote Leave claimed that staying in the EU will result in vast rises in clowns with sharp teeth sleeping under your bed, the Remain camp said leaving the EU would result in more unannounced week-long visits from your Mother-in-law.
With the UK electorate demonstrating more clearly than ever that they are more willing to vote against things that scare them than vote in support of things they like, both sides have stepped up the fear rhetoric.
A spokesperson for the Remain campaign said, “We’ve done recession, taxes, pensions and unemployment – so today we’re doing mothers-in-law, hand-sized house spiders and bin juice.
“We’d planned to be talking about the positive things the EU has done, like workers rights, the single-market and its associated economic growth, or allowing us to visit and work in Europe more easily than ever – but no-one’s interested, so spiders dipped in bin juice it is.”
A spokesperson for Vote Leave said, “We’ve done immigrants, house prices and terrorism – so today we’re doing clowns with pointed teeth, wasps, and the bits of food that get stuck in the plug hole after washing up.
“We’d planned to be talking about the positive things we could do outside of the EU, like negotiating our own trade deal with China, creating production standards optimised for British businesses or even creating an international workforce that more accurately meets our needs, but no-one’s interested, so clowns under your bed it is.”
Voters across the country have said they have almost decided who to vote for, and will visit the polling booths on 23th June as long as they are not still paralysed by fear.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend of mine actually heard someone say that if we leave then the busses will run on time- and she was being serious! (Thankfully not a politician, just an uninformed tabloid reader at the bus stop!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A friend of mine actually heard someone say that if we leave then the busses will run on time- and she was being serious! (Thankfully not a politician, just an uninformed tabloid reader at the bus stop!)"
What number bus was she waiting for? |
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Don't worry it's been clarified :
Leave say Euromillions purposely never pays out to UK customers anyway, it's always a German.
Remain say that Euromillions always pays to just Brits and in fact if we leave , Lotto will go up to £5 a ticket with a maximum £20 Jackpot.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fools!
Still BUYING lottery tickets....
Play the Nigerian lottery, I've won millions without ever buying a ticket, you just have to send £1000 on transfer fees of you win. Our windfall should be here anyday now.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fools!
Still BUYING lottery tickets....
Play the Nigerian lottery, I've won millions without ever buying a ticket, you just have to send £1000 on transfer fees of you win. Our windfall should be here anyday now...." |
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Our impeccably honest leaders have clarified Eurovision too :
Leave say we have to pay £200 million to enter but are banned from winning.
Stay say we get paid to enter , and if we leave all talent contests could be cancelled.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A friend of mine actually heard someone say that if we leave then the busses will run on time- and she was being serious! (Thankfully not a politician, just an uninformed tabloid reader at the bus stop!)"
The bus I just caught back from St.Albans is owned by the German government. May be they'll take it back to Germany if we vote out. |
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By *o-j OP Couple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"A friend of mine actually heard someone say that if we leave then the busses will run on time- and she was being serious! (Thankfully not a politician, just an uninformed tabloid reader at the bus stop!)
The bus I just caught back from St.Albans is owned by the German government. May be they'll take it back to Germany if we vote out."
That take you much longer to get home . |
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"A friend of mine actually heard someone say that if we leave then the busses will run on time- and she was being serious! (Thankfully not a politician, just an uninformed tabloid reader at the bus stop!)"
Not today in Leeds, they're on strike!
I wonder if I can get a refund on my OAP bus pass? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wonder if I can get a refund on my OAP bus pass?"
... isn't that going to be taken away if we vote - leave / remain * delete which ever you feel is appropriate. |
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I wonder if I can get a refund on my OAP bus pass?
... isn't that going to be taken away if we vote - leave / remain * delete which ever you feel is appropriate."
Nah we're far too powerful a vote to lose, plus we don't get frightened by threats. |
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I hadn't even thought about that!
Just Googled it and found a few news sites with:
"Don't fret, because EuroMillions operator Camelot have revealed British punters will STILL be able to buy tickets for the lottery draw regardless of whether the UK leaves the EU or not".
- Amy. x |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"A friend of mine actually heard someone say that if we leave then the busses will run on time- and she was being serious! (Thankfully not a politician, just an uninformed tabloid reader at the bus stop!)
The bus I just caught back from St.Albans is owned by the German government. May be they'll take it back to Germany if we vote out." if its onwed by dhl it is its the german postoffice group |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've heard all the arguments for and against Nhs , jobs , immigration etc .
But more important than that .
Will we still be able to buy Euro lottery tickets ?
Jo x"
Camelot Group share holders get a better return |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Our impeccably honest leaders have clarified Eurovision too :
Leave say we have to pay £200 million to enter but are banned from winning.
Stay say we get paid to enter , and if we leave all talent contests could be cancelled.
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Leave are insisting on an Australian style voting system to control the number of entrants from EU countries.
Remain would comment but there's a really urgent thread on world war 3 to contribute to.... |
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Donald Tusk of the EU council said that if Britain leaves the EU it will be the end of western civilisation!
That is not a joke, he really did say that today.
Cameron seems fairly tame in the scaremongering stakes compared to the EU elites like Donald Tusk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently if we vote leave, David Cameron has just said that sunshine is going to be rationed to only four hours a day, the laws of gravity will no longer apply, and that Phillip Green will be installed as UK Trade and Industry Tsar to teach us all a lesson. |
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