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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok...so I have 3 unread messages which I will read in a mo....
But I 10 unread SENT messages! The barstards!  "
Seing as how blokes out number the women on here by about 30-1 I don't even expect a msg to be read to be honest. A huge bonus if it does get read tho, and I get a reply |
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"I would send you a message. ....and I would read one of yours but I am not a site supporter.
I will just have to fantasise instead.
Gorgeous profile and pics btw"
You will or let the moths out of your wallet! |
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"Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???
It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....
They are all bar stewards !
Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo? 
So if I read this right you sent 10 messages to guys and they have not read them?  "
Yep! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks
You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?
It's a good grafter tho
The what????? "
It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho |
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"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks
You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?
It's a good grafter tho
The what?????
It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho"
Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks
You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?
It's a good grafter tho
The what?????
It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho
Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!"
I have never had any complaints |
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"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks
You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?
It's a good grafter tho
The what?????
It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho
Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!
I have never had any complaints"
Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks
You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?
It's a good grafter tho
The what?????
It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho
Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!
I have never had any complaints
Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time??? "
You leave our Bridget out of this. She is not a midget, she just has little legs that's all |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that..  ..
I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I've deliberately ignored a message sent me from someone I met before.
I said clearly I wasn't meeting (and pointed out that it's on my profile ). Yet a week later he sent another message.
I thought leaving it unread would send a more obvious message.
It's working so far. Not had another for two weeks. |
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"Ok...so I have 3 unread messages which I will read in a mo....
But I 10 unread SENT messages! The barstards!
It's barsteward if you want to be polite. Tsk. Naughty girl.  "
Thats what I said! Barstards! |
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"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks
You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?
It's a good grafter tho
The what?????
It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho
Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!
I have never had any complaints
Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time???
You leave our Bridget out of this. She is not a midget, she just has little legs that's all"
But you must admit it helps guys with less reach! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks
You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?
It's a good grafter tho
The what?????
It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho
Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!
I have never had any complaints
Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time???
You leave our Bridget out of this. She is not a midget, she just has little legs that's all
But you must admit it helps guys with less reach!"
Oh I could reach you alright |
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"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that.. ..
I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though "
Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!
In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???
I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!! |
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"I've deliberately ignored a message sent me from someone I met before.
I said clearly I wasn't meeting (and pointed out that it's on my profile ). Yet a week later he sent another message.
I thought leaving it unread would send a more obvious message.
It's working so far. Not had another for two weeks. "
Hang on.... you met him...but you said you aren't meeting????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have one unread, after replying to his initial message on Friday he hasn't been online since
Really hope he gets back to us as he's just what I am looking for and super sexy to boot
Ginger |
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"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks
You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?
It's a good grafter tho
The what?????
It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho
Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!
I have never had any complaints
Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time???
You leave our Bridget out of this. She is not a midget, she just has little legs that's all
But you must admit it helps guys with less reach!
Oh I could reach you alright"
Nah noone reaches me! You have to get past the yellow wall as sexy brain says before you can reach the golden temple of Venus but behold who enters her for many never return!!!!! |
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"I have one unread, after replying to his initial message on Friday he hasn't been online since
Really hope he gets back to us as he's just what I am looking for and super sexy to boot
Ginger"
Don't worry darling. If he doesn't come up trumps, you can borrow my vacuum nozzle! |
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"Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???
It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....
They are all bar stewards !
Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo?
So if I read this right you sent 10 messages to guys and they have not read them?
Yep!"
I wish I was closer then you could send me 1 message and I would read it, by 10 messages we would have had coffee at least. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks
You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?
It's a good grafter tho
The what?????
It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho
Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!
I have never had any complaints
Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time???
You leave our Bridget out of this. She is not a midget, she just has little legs that's all
But you must admit it helps guys with less reach!
Oh I could reach you alright
Nah noone reaches me! You have to get past the yellow wall as sexy brain says before you can reach the golden temple of Venus but behold who enters her for many never return!!!!! "
Is that the Yellow brick wall, or road? |
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"By the way I have my own take on the Sydney uni bollocks
You mean in addition to their tiny cocks?
It's a good grafter tho
The what?????
It was an attempt at humour of maybe you thinking my willie was small...... As in it is a good grafter tho
Ah gotcha! Well tiny cocks have to work hard! Further to travel!!
I have never had any complaints
Yes but we're you fucking midget ants at the time???
You leave our Bridget out of this. She is not a midget, she just has little legs that's all
But you must admit it helps guys with less reach!
Oh I could reach you alright
Nah noone reaches me! You have to get past the yellow wall as sexy brain says before you can reach the golden temple of Venus but behold who enters her for many never return!!!!! "
well i messaged you now Subby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have one unread, after replying to his initial message on Friday he hasn't been online since
Really hope he gets back to us as he's just what I am looking for and super sexy to boot
Ginger
Don't worry darling. If he doesn't come up trumps, you can borrow my vacuum nozzle! "
I'll hold you to that |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that.. ..
I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though
Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!
In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???
I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!! "
Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.  |
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"I have one unread, after replying to his initial message on Friday he hasn't been online since
Really hope he gets back to us as he's just what I am looking for and super sexy to boot
Ginger"
Let me know if he doesn't  |
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"Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???
It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....
They are all bar stewards !
Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo?
So if I read this right you sent 10 messages to guys and they have not read them?
Yep!
I wish I was closer then you could send me 1 message and I would read it, by 10 messages we would have had coffee at least. "
I might have to bring a razor though! Not sure Costas would approve! |
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"Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???
It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....
They are all bar stewards !
Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo?
So if I read this right you sent 10 messages to guys and they have not read them?
Yep!
I wish I was closer then you could send me 1 message and I would read it, by 10 messages we would have had coffee at least.
I might have to bring a razor though! Not sure Costas would approve! "
Razor for what??? |
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"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that.. ..
I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though
Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!
In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???
I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!
Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works. "
Do I look like a fa'jina-ing desparado? ???? There are enough microscopic close ups of said fa'jina on here to keep a microbiology school running for the rest of the year!!! Sometimes feels more like a gynaecology clinic than a swingers site but hey..... |
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"Well they asked.... several times!!! I replied!!! (to some;)) .... and nothing! I mean WTF? Can someone translate? ???
It's true I am fussy but I know what I like etc.....
They are all bar stewards !
Get me some champagne someone! And new batteries for my dildo?
So if I read this right you sent 10 messages to guys and they have not read them?
Yep!
I wish I was closer then you could send me 1 message and I would read it, by 10 messages we would have had coffee at least.
I might have to bring a razor though! Not sure Costas would approve!
Razor for what???"
For the lower floor darling! Manscaping I think they call it?? |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that.. ..
I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though
Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!
In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???
I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!
Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.
Do I look like a fa'jina-ing desparado? ???? There are enough microscopic close ups of said fa'jina on here to keep a microbiology school running for the rest of the year!!! Sometimes feels more like a gynaecology clinic than a swingers site but hey..... "
Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...
Message with a picture of your Boobs.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is this word you all speak about. .. 'message'? Lol
My inbox darling! My inbox has been almost empty since October last year! As for messages. ... well..... "
Lol, must have dried up and self healed by now? |
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"What is this word you all speak about. .. 'message'? Lol
My inbox darling! My inbox has been almost empty since October last year! As for messages. ... well.....
Lol, must have dried up and self healed by now? "
Well I did wonder....but I think it was when I had an accident with the pollyfilla when grouting the tiles in the bathroom! |
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"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that.. ..
I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though
Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!
In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???
I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!
Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.
Do I look like a fa'jina-ing desparado? ???? There are enough microscopic close ups of said fa'jina on here to keep a microbiology school running for the rest of the year!!! Sometimes feels more like a gynaecology clinic than a swingers site but hey.....
Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...
Message with a picture of your Boobs.. "
Oh I get it now! Do you keep sending cock pics until they reply?????? |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I've deliberately ignored a message sent me from someone I met before.
I said clearly I wasn't meeting (and pointed out that it's on my profile ). Yet a week later he sent another message.
I thought leaving it unread would send a more obvious message.
It's working so far. Not had another for two weeks.
Hang on.... you met him...but you said you aren't meeting????? "
I'm not currently meeting. I was, obviously, meeting before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kitten, try a scraper to remove all the hard bits and then hot water with swarfega, do this until there's a bit of a hole again, then use a screwdriver to open fully
Helpful hint of the day |
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"Kitten, try a scraper to remove all the hard bits and then hot water with swarfega, do this until there's a bit of a hole again, then use a screwdriver to open fully
Helpful hint of the day "
I suddenly feel unwell!!!!  ..pass the bucket someone!!!!!! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that.. ..
I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though
Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!
In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???
I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!
Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.
Do I look like a fa'jina-ing desparado? ???? There are enough microscopic close ups of said fa'jina on here to keep a microbiology school running for the rest of the year!!! Sometimes feels more like a gynaecology clinic than a swingers site but hey.....
Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...
Message with a picture of your Boobs..
Oh I get it now! Do you keep sending cock pics until they reply?????? "
No unread messages in my sent box. |
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"Kitten, try a scraper to remove all the hard bits and then hot water with swarfega, do this until there's a bit of a hole again, then use a screwdriver to open fully
Helpful hint of the day "
I'll come over there and open you fully in a minute!!!!!! |
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"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that.. ..
I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though
Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!
In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???
I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!
Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.
Do I look like a fa'jina-ing desparado? ???? There are enough microscopic close ups of said fa'jina on here to keep a microbiology school running for the rest of the year!!! Sometimes feels more like a gynaecology clinic than a swingers site but hey.....
Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...
Message with a picture of your Boobs..
Oh I get it now! Do you keep sending cock pics until they reply??????
No unread messages in my sent box. "
Actually. ...there was......mine!!!!! |
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"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that.. ..
I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though
Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!
In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???
I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!
Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.
Do I look like a fa'jina-ing desparado? ???? There are enough microscopic close ups of said fa'jina on here to keep a microbiology school running for the rest of the year!!! Sometimes feels more like a gynaecology clinic than a swingers site but hey.....
Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...
Message with a picture of your Boobs..
Oh I get it now! Do you keep sending cock pics until they reply??????
No unread messages in my sent box.
Actually. ...there was......mine!!!!! "
In fact....it's still there!!!!! Priceless! You didn't even notice!!! Love it!!
So let's see.... not only have I got 10 unread messages but the small number I haven't yet read, doesn't even matter to the sender!!!!! Ha ha!!!!
OK I am going to dig my hole at the bottom of the garden now! Bring me champagne each night. That's all I need |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that.. ..
I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though
Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!
In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???
I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!
Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.
Do I look like a fa'jina-ing desparado? ???? There are enough microscopic close ups of said fa'jina on here to keep a microbiology school running for the rest of the year!!! Sometimes feels more like a gynaecology clinic than a swingers site but hey.....
Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...
Message with a picture of your Boobs..
Oh I get it now! Do you keep sending cock pics until they reply??????
No unread messages in my sent box.
Actually. ...there was......mine!!!!!
In fact....it's still there!!!!! Priceless! You didn't even notice!!! Love it!!
So let's see.... not only have I got 10 unread messages but the small number I haven't yet read, doesn't even matter to the sender!!!!! Ha ha!!!!
OK I am going to dig my hole at the bottom of the garden now! Bring me champagne each night. That's all I need "
Ahem.. Not in my sent box, I delete after I send..  |
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"Did you send a picture of your foof or boobs, you gotta realise we know what they look like... guys really don't like that.. ..
I'm different though I like boob pictures , I don't get many foof pictures though
Bloody hell! You speaking for all men???? I don't recall sending any 'foof' pictures!
In fact.... what the 'foof ' are you on, calling it a 'foof' in the first place???
I say you are just afraid of the golden arch of Venus! !!!!!!!
Well if they've not replied to your message without a fa'jina picture, try sending another with a fa'jina picture. See if that works.
Do I look like a fa'jina-ing desparado? ???? There are enough microscopic close ups of said fa'jina on here to keep a microbiology school running for the rest of the year!!! Sometimes feels more like a gynaecology clinic than a swingers site but hey.....
Hmmm... I 've only one suggestion left then...
Message with a picture of your Boobs..
Oh I get it now! Do you keep sending cock pics until they reply??????
No unread messages in my sent box.
Actually. ...there was......mine!!!!!
In fact....it's still there!!!!! Priceless! You didn't even notice!!! Love it!!
So let's see.... not only have I got 10 unread messages but the small number I haven't yet read, doesn't even matter to the sender!!!!! Ha ha!!!!
OK I am going to dig my hole at the bottom of the garden now! Bring me champagne each night. That's all I need
Ahem.. Not in my sent box, I delete after I send.. "
Ah I see! Well ok then! As you wrote but weren't interested in a reply... I shall delete it! |
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"Fab is full of curiosities
I prefer champagne to curiosities! I might have mentioned that! I also need regular supplies of chocolate!
And Jason Statham! "
I was doing well there 2 out of 3 not bad, shame I don't have / like champers |
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"Fab is full of curiosities
I prefer champagne to curiosities! I might have mentioned that! I also need regular supplies of chocolate!
And Jason Statham!
I was doing well there 2 out of 3 not bad, shame I don't have / like champers "
Well now... that is just ridiculous! How can anyone not like champagne? ????? Surely that's illegal???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab is full of curiosities
I prefer champagne to curiosities! I might have mentioned that! I also need regular supplies of chocolate!
And Jason Statham!
I was doing well there 2 out of 3 not bad, shame I don't have / like champers
Well now... that is just ridiculous! How can anyone not like champagne? ????? Surely that's illegal????"
Not yet ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send me a message. ill reply within minutes to you!!! cant believed they havent replied. "
Neither can we.. doesn't bode well for there party organisational skills... |
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