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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules..... 
Fur balls 
Speak for yourself,,,,, mine are smooth "
Queening and teabagging simultaneously |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"It floats round on the top , and sticks to everyone.
Eventually the filters will deal with it.
But you will find it stuck to the filters; and have to scrape it off.
Quite unpleasant really"
Food does that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules.....
Fur balls
Speak for yourself,,,,, mine are smooth
We know why, it's all floating in the jacuzzi "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules.....
Fur balls
Speak for yourself,,,,, mine are smooth
We know why, it's all floating in the jacuzzi
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Floating dental floss ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules.....
 "
Well I don't know which is worse......
Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules.....
Well I don't know which is worse......
Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,
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You just couldn't stop there could you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules.....
Well I don't know which is worse......
Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,
You just couldn't stop there could you! "
Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules.....
Well I don't know which is worse......
Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,
You just couldn't stop there could you!
Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder...... "
there was no need for that
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules.....
Well I don't know which is worse......
Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,
You just couldn't stop there could you!
Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder...... "
I'm hoping that was just your imagination working overtime and it didn't actually happen!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules.....
Well I don't know which is worse......
Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,
You just couldn't stop there could you!
Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder......
I'm hoping that was just your imagination working overtime and it didn't actually happen! "
Indeed its true tale of woe ...... the gent in question was more portly than a portly mountain gorilla and had manners to match .......
He seem unashamed by the event and wasn't the least perturbed at torrent of abuse it caused,,,,
I think he might have been German... |
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules.....
Well I don't know which is worse......
Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,
You just couldn't stop there could you!
Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder......
I'm hoping that was just your imagination working overtime and it didn't actually happen!
Indeed its true tale of woe ...... the gent in question was more portly than a portly mountain gorilla and had manners to match .......
He seem unashamed by the event and wasn't the least perturbed at torrent of abuse it caused,,,,
I think he might have been German... "
Well I've alway's been a bit iffy about getting in one and you've managed to put me off completely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules.....
Well I don't know which is worse......
Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,
You just couldn't stop there could you!
Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder......
I'm hoping that was just your imagination working overtime and it didn't actually happen!
Indeed its true tale of woe ...... the gent in question was more portly than a portly mountain gorilla and had manners to match .......
He seem unashamed by the event and wasn't the least perturbed at torrent of abuse it caused,,,,
I think he might have been German...
Well I've alway's been a bit iffy about getting in one and you've managed to put me off completely "
Oh don't let my experiences influence you....
All you need is one of those small fishing nets and quick reactions and you'll be fine...... |
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules.....
Well I don't know which is worse......
Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,
You just couldn't stop there could you!
Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder......
I'm hoping that was just your imagination working overtime and it didn't actually happen!
Indeed its true tale of woe ...... the gent in question was more portly than a portly mountain gorilla and had manners to match .......
He seem unashamed by the event and wasn't the least perturbed at torrent of abuse it caused,,,,
I think he might have been German...
Well I've alway's been a bit iffy about getting in one and you've managed to put me off completely
Oh don't let my experiences influence you....
All you need is one of those small fishing nets and quick reactions and you'll be fine...... "
then dose myself in bleach on the way out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It gives all the stray pubes something to bind onto.....
Like little hairy globules.....
Well I don't know which is worse......
Dodging those hairy globules of congealed spunk or avoiding those wayward clumps of used bog paper that work themselves loose and follow you around even though they don't even belong too you,,,,,,,
You just couldn't stop there could you!
Oh believe me I have some hot-tub horror stories ....... but I'll not even mention the incident involving a rather large man who inadvertently relaxed his bowel resulting in some seriously substantial floaters making a guest appearance which is why I now make a point of commandeering a spot nearest the ladder......
I'm hoping that was just your imagination working overtime and it didn't actually happen!
Indeed its true tale of woe ...... the gent in question was more portly than a portly mountain gorilla and had manners to match .......
He seem unashamed by the event and wasn't the least perturbed at torrent of abuse it caused,,,,
I think he might have been German...
Well I've alway's been a bit iffy about getting in one and you've managed to put me off completely
Oh don't let my experiences influence you....
All you need is one of those small fishing nets and quick reactions and you'll be fine...... then dose myself in bleach on the way out "
Yes a liberal application of bleach and always tackle any stubborn particles with a stiff brush followed by a thorough rinse ...... |
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It should solidify, like the protein in egg whites.
Chlorine tends to act more at the surface of solids imo, so it would take some significant time to degrade the whole mass. We could talk for some time about the chemical processes underway but ideally a filter would remove it and be quicker than a lump of cum being denatured by Chlorine.
If you're on the Atkins Diet gobble it up quickly. Hot tub cum broth. |
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"It should solidify, like the protein in egg whites."
This... This is why should also not wank in the bath. Warm water congeales seamen and it sticks to bloody everything. Hottub jizz is a bad idea.
Always wash it off with soap and cold water. |
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"It floats round on the top , and sticks to everyone.
Eventually the filters will deal with it.
But you will find it stuck to the filters; and have to scrape it off.
Quite unpleasant really"
and stuck to your sheets when you wake up in the morning |
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