There’s no need to feel sorry for the salesman. Unless he is the owner of some dodgy little car lot, the sales guy is restricted as to what deals he can or can’t give you by the company he works for – regardless of whether you flaunt your tits, pout your lips or even give him a tit wank in the back of your chosen vehicle….. you’ll just be giving him something to have a laugh about down the pub with his mates... lol
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"and what did you do with the stick? 
knocked three colours of shite outa them  "
i often pout at a driver to let me out when am stuck in traffic and that often works. and if it doesnt the finger goes up |
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"and what did you do with the stick?
knocked three colours of shite outa them
i often pout at a driver to let me out when am stuck in traffic and that often works. and if it doesnt the finger goes up"
If people smile you do let them out, but not if they are driving a big flash car. Much happier letting the smiling woman out in her mumtruck than the geezer in the merc I have to admit. |
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hey freddie i dont drive a merc and i dont drive a mum truck....shall i just start flashing my tits instead.
sometimes when driving if i am coming up behing a big wagon, it has been known that i will flash my tits, then as i park next to them at the lights i will behave very shy and coy...hehe!!!! |
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"hey freddie i dont drive a merc and i dont drive a mum truck....shall i just start flashing my tits instead.
sometimes when driving if i am coming up behing a big wagon, it has been known that i will flash my tits, then as i park next to them at the lights i will behave very shy and coy...hehe!!!!"
ooh you tart ! lol x  |
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good on you babe and even better when you are next to a guy in traffic lights and he is in his truck looking down.......mmmmm i wonder what they can see xxxxx  |
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"hey freddie i dont drive a merc and i dont drive a mum truck....shall i just start flashing my tits instead.
sometimes when driving if i am coming up behing a big wagon, it has been known that i will flash my tits, then as i park next to them at the lights i will behave very shy and coy...hehe!!!!"
Oooo gowd no I don’t drive a Merc that’s just not me. I do find though you get a far different reaction from people letting you out depending what your driving. |
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"good on you babe and even better when you are next to a guy in traffic lights and he is in his truck looking down.......mmmmm i wonder what they can see xxxxx "
I did have a L200 truck a bit back, was a lot of fun looking down through passenger windows at lights. Amazing what you can see. Made me envy truckers I can tell you. |
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"so what car do you drive and what is the best to be let out in xxxxxxx"
Best car to be let out in? Mmmm well that’s a good question? My mate has a classic 1974 ford escort and every one lets him out as it’s a blast from the past for many. I would guess though maybe a beetle or a minni at a guess.
As for what I drive well it’s a big blue pussy if im pushed to say, but I do get let in in traffic as I do smile at other drivers just a little.
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Well i just smile all the while and it makes me look simple so everybody does everything for me anyway as they dont think im capable.
In the words of my boyfriend "Your a very bright girl............... when you choose to be" |
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"If you want a good deal on a car....
Take a man ....... silly!
(Pokes and runs like fook lol...)
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yeah of course we need the guy, he needs to get his plastic out doesnt he
and yeah if it wasnt for the truce, then dude you would be in big trouble wih us girlies |
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"Or know someone that works for maybe say audi/vw or seat lol "
Lots of companies have disocunt if you you work for certain inductries, which can be passed on to family member.
I got 13% knocked of a Vauxhall cos my brother works for Royal Mail
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"If you want a good deal on a car....
Take a man ....... silly!
(Pokes and runs like fook lol...)
yeah of course we need the guy, he needs to get his plastic out doesnt he
and yeah if it wasnt for the truce, then dude you would be in big trouble wih us girlies"
Theres a Truce?? Eh???
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"dont need a man babe did it all on my own..........  "
Theres always that one car they can't shift......
Wasn't the demo model was it??
Nothing in the world handles quite like the demo model on a test drive pmsl... |
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"so what car do you drive and what is the best to be let out in xxxxxxx
Try a '71 GT Cortina. Everyone thinks you're Gene Hunt!"
Is that cockney rhyming slang  |
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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago
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"so what car do you drive and what is the best to be let out in xxxxxxx
Try a '71 GT Cortina. Everyone thinks you're Gene Hunt!
Is that cockney rhyming slang "
YES! I can be a bit Beligarunt!
[Closest I could get...] |
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I mgot nearly 2k off a brand new Peugeot 207 3 months ago. I'm a bloke and so was the salesman lol
The fact is, they cannot give the bloody things away and there are some crackin' deals out there tits or not.
Stand your ground, if he says 'no can do' walk away I'll gaurantee that he'll 'have a word with his boss' and 'see what he can do' |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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The secret is to have a family member workin for your chosen dealership! We have two... Both our som and daughter work for the same one, so we always get a good deal.
Have to watch what you buy though, cos a deal is only good if you don't lose shed loads of cash when you come to sell!! Just glad they don't work for a French car dealer!! |
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"The secret is to have a family member workin for your chosen dealership! We have two... Both our som and daughter work for the same one, so we always get a good deal.
Have to watch what you buy though, cos a deal is only good if you don't lose shed loads of cash when you come to sell!! Just glad they don't work for a French car dealer!! "
You thinking of Shitroen ? |
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"god no its silver one sxi no less lol xxx"
Dammit !! The wife said silver as well. Cou;ld have had a double whammy there as well - how clever would I have looked ? |
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"The secret is to have a family member workin for your chosen dealership! We have two... Both our som and daughter work for the same one, so we always get a good deal.
Have to watch what you buy though, cos a deal is only good if you don't lose shed loads of cash when you come to sell!! Just glad they don't work for a French car dealer!!
You thinking of Shitroen ? "
Yeah, or a RenHALT or a Peug...Oh!!! All lose money like a novice at a crap table! |
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"awwww swing thanks but its only a corsa lol xxxx boobs just did not work for me 2 day pmsfl xxxxxxx "
Maybe the salesman was a poof ? Bet you never thought of that 
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ah guess what nicepair...i drive a silver vauxhall corsair....i think its a cute little car....but that common when i parked it in manchester airport carpark the other week. i couldnt fiind it when i returned home. chuffing thing was hiding from me |
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