It's just too long !

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And it keeps on growing

Looks like I'm having to mow the lawn again

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah it makes garden sex so much more discreet

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And it keeps on growing

Looks like I'm having to mow the lawn again

Is this a euphemism ......

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"And it keeps on growing

Looks like I'm having to mow the lawn again

Is this a euphemism ......

Nope, if I don't cut it I get a runny nose and teary eyes