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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I've heard the Samaritans have set up extra lines for Scottish fans ...the number is 0800 10 10 10...
That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You may get this you may not but being from Wakefield you sure will X
A Yorkshire man goes into a jewellers and says "can you make me a statue of me my whippet?"
The jeweller say " of course I can eighteen carrat?"
The Yorkshireman says "no just a bone like any other normal dog"
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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago
Gateshead |
Man goes to Dr's for his wife's test results and is told that there has been a mix up. The Dr says, "we're not sure if you wife has alzheimers or aids."
The man replies, "how will I know?" and the Dr replies, "send her to the shops, if she returns DON'T fuck her!" |
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I have tickets to the Euro 2016 final. Unfortunately it clashes with my wedding so I can't go.
If anyone wants to go in my place then it's the St Andrew's church in Brighton and the girl's name is Sarah. |
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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago
Gateshead |
"I have tickets to the Euro 2016 final. Unfortunately it clashes with my wedding so I can't go.
If anyone wants to go in my place then it's the St Andrew's church in Brighton and the girl's name is Sarah."
I'm free that day. What's she look like?  |
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