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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Inspired by Miss Adventure I have my To Do List for today.
Please feel free to join in.
1. Go somewhere where there are a lot of little kids and tell one of them you are them from the future.
2. Suck in helium and go behind someone. Then say, "follow the yellow brick road"!
3. Go into Ikea and go to the wardrobes. Then ask an employee which one takes you to Narnia.
4. In Ikea, hide in a wardrobe, when people pass by, jump out and yell, "For Narnia!".
5. Sit in front of your turned off TV and when someone comes in yell "Shut up! This is my fave part!"
6. Run into a store and ask someone what year it is. Than run around screaming "IT WORKED!".
7. Ask someone for a diet water and keep a straight face.
8. Go into an elevator and when people walk in say "What floor?"then press all the buttons and walk away
9. Blow up a balloon, tape it to yourself, run down the street, and scream that it's following you!
10. Go to a large supermarket , follow someone around and put random store items in their trolly.
11. Run after a man who is jogging and yell "Police Freeze!".
12. In somebody's house/flat turn as many things as you can upside down without them noticing.
13. Go up to someone and say "i know your secret" and see what happens.
14. Stand in the clothes racks and scare people when they walk by.
15. Sneak up on someone and hit them with a pillow and run away yelling victory is mine.
16. Get in a taxi and tell them to "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"and point to a parked car.
17. Go out in public alone, and if someone tries to talk to you, act surprised and say "You can see me?"
18. Color a lemon orange and try to get people to eat it.
19. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.
20. Go into a shop with a picture of yourself and ask if they've seen this person before
21.Go to a McDonald's and insist that you want to buy a single french fry. Do not take no for an answer.
22. Wait inside a bathroom stall (unlocked), and when somebody opens it, say "Welcome to Narnia, friend."
23. Spin around 30 times then try to run.
24. Go in an elevator with other people. Smile and say, "I bought new socks"
25. Go to Tesco, grab a pineapple and say "I know you're in there Sponge Bob!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Inspired by Miss Adventure I have my To Do List for today.
Please feel free to join in.
1. Go somewhere where there are a lot of little kids and tell one of them you are them from the future.
2. Suck in helium and go behind someone. Then say, "follow the yellow brick road"!
3. Go into Ikea and go to the wardrobes. Then ask an employee which one takes you to Narnia.
4. In Ikea, hide in a wardrobe, when people pass by, jump out and yell, "For Narnia!".
5. Sit in front of your turned off TV and when someone comes in yell "Shut up! This is my fave part!"
6. Run into a store and ask someone what year it is. Than run around screaming "IT WORKED!".
7. Ask someone for a diet water and keep a straight face.
8. Go into an elevator and when people walk in say "What floor?"then press all the buttons and walk away
9. Blow up a balloon, tape it to yourself, run down the street, and scream that it's following you!
10. Go to a large supermarket , follow someone around and put random store items in their trolly.
11. Run after a man who is jogging and yell "Police Freeze!".
12. In somebody's house/flat turn as many things as you can upside down without them noticing.
13. Go up to someone and say "i know your secret" and see what happens.
14. Stand in the clothes racks and scare people when they walk by.
15. Sneak up on someone and hit them with a pillow and run away yelling victory is mine.
16. Get in a taxi and tell them to "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"and point to a parked car.
17. Go out in public alone, and if someone tries to talk to you, act surprised and say "You can see me?"
18. Color a lemon orange and try to get people to eat it.
19. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.
20. Go into a shop with a picture of yourself and ask if they've seen this person before
21.Go to a McDonald's and insist that you want to buy a single french fry. Do not take no for an answer.
22. Wait inside a bathroom stall (unlocked), and when somebody opens it, say "Welcome to Narnia, friend."
23. Spin around 30 times then try to run.
24. Go in an elevator with other people. Smile and say, "I bought new socks"
25. Go to Tesco, grab a pineapple and say "I know you're in there Sponge Bob!"
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As it's nearly lunchtime already you've got a busy day ahead.
Let's us know how you get on. 
Noticed you didn't have "shag markoh" on your list or "get Fab button fixed".
#dissapointed.
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"Inspired by Miss Adventure I have my To Do List for today.
Please feel free to join in.
1. Go somewhere where there are a lot of little kids and tell one of them you are them from the future.
2. Suck in helium and go behind someone. Then say, "follow the yellow brick road"!
3. Go into Ikea and go to the wardrobes. Then ask an employee which one takes you to Narnia.
4. In Ikea, hide in a wardrobe, when people pass by, jump out and yell, "For Narnia!".
5. Sit in front of your turned off TV and when someone comes in yell "Shut up! This is my fave part!"
6. Run into a store and ask someone what year it is. Than run around screaming "IT WORKED!".
7. Ask someone for a diet water and keep a straight face.
8. Go into an elevator and when people walk in say "What floor?"then press all the buttons and walk away
9. Blow up a balloon, tape it to yourself, run down the street, and scream that it's following you!
10. Go to a large supermarket , follow someone around and put random store items in their trolly.
11. Run after a man who is jogging and yell "Police Freeze!".
12. In somebody's house/flat turn as many things as you can upside down without them noticing.
13. Go up to someone and say "i know your secret" and see what happens.
14. Stand in the clothes racks and scare people when they walk by.
15. Sneak up on someone and hit them with a pillow and run away yelling victory is mine.
16. Get in a taxi and tell them to "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"and point to a parked car.
17. Go out in public alone, and if someone tries to talk to you, act surprised and say "You can see me?"
18. Color a lemon orange and try to get people to eat it.
19. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.
20. Go into a shop with a picture of yourself and ask if they've seen this person before
21.Go to a McDonald's and insist that you want to buy a single french fry. Do not take no for an answer.
22. Wait inside a bathroom stall (unlocked), and when somebody opens it, say "Welcome to Narnia, friend."
23. Spin around 30 times then try to run.
24. Go in an elevator with other people. Smile and say, "I bought new socks"
25. Go to Tesco, grab a pineapple and say "I know you're in there Sponge Bob!"
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Love this!
I kind of did no8 in New York, inspired by elf, I got in and pressed all the buttons. The others in the elevatooor were not impressed. I had to get out on the next level, I didn't feel safe. |
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"Inspired by Miss Adventure I have my To Do List for today.
Please feel free to join in.
1. Go somewhere where there are a lot of little kids and tell one of them you are them from the future.
2. Suck in helium and go behind someone. Then say, "follow the yellow brick road"!
3. Go into Ikea and go to the wardrobes. Then ask an employee which one takes you to Narnia.
4. In Ikea, hide in a wardrobe, when people pass by, jump out and yell, "For Narnia!".
5. Sit in front of your turned off TV and when someone comes in yell "Shut up! This is my fave part!"
6. Run into a store and ask someone what year it is. Than run around screaming "IT WORKED!".
7. Ask someone for a diet water and keep a straight face.
8. Go into an elevator and when people walk in say "What floor?"then press all the buttons and walk away
9. Blow up a balloon, tape it to yourself, run down the street, and scream that it's following you!
10. Go to a large supermarket , follow someone around and put random store items in their trolly.
11. Run after a man who is jogging and yell "Police Freeze!".
12. In somebody's house/flat turn as many things as you can upside down without them noticing.
13. Go up to someone and say "i know your secret" and see what happens.
14. Stand in the clothes racks and scare people when they walk by.
15. Sneak up on someone and hit them with a pillow and run away yelling victory is mine.
16. Get in a taxi and tell them to "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"and point to a parked car.
17. Go out in public alone, and if someone tries to talk to you, act surprised and say "You can see me?"
18. Color a lemon orange and try to get people to eat it.
19. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.
20. Go into a shop with a picture of yourself and ask if they've seen this person before
21.Go to a McDonald's and insist that you want to buy a single french fry. Do not take no for an answer.
22. Wait inside a bathroom stall (unlocked), and when somebody opens it, say "Welcome to Narnia, friend."
23. Spin around 30 times then try to run.
24. Go in an elevator with other people. Smile and say, "I bought new socks"
25. Go to Tesco, grab a pineapple and say "I know you're in there Sponge Bob!"
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Cheers Ms Knitter.... needed a laugh and this one hit the spot perfectly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My super duper fab to do list
Survive the working day
Run 8 miles without my knees falling to bits
Get the gin in and watch the footy
Then i may have a sly one depending on my level of d*unkenness  |
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Get off train
Find a nice lunch and cold drink
Wander around newport and see if can find wiggles something sexy to wear.
Book into room
Have sex
Go for a drink and then club (more sex)
Have more sex after club |
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"Get off train
Find a nice lunch and cold drink
Wander around newport and see if can find wiggles something sexy to wear.
Book into room
Have sex
Go for a drink and then club (more sex)
Have more sex after club"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get off train
Find a nice lunch and cold drink
Wander around newport and see if can find wiggles something sexy to wear.
Book into room
Have sex
Go for a drink and then club (more sex)
Have more sex after club"
I was laughing up to this point. Feel jealous now! Or is this a fantasy to do list too?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ooo God that's to funny I can imagine people do it haha... think I might try some my self op a day see what Mr p say's. ..think he will just look at me like I have gone crazy  |
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19. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.
Do one better. ..my name is Spartacus...did it at festival other week at toasty stall....about 50 d*unk revellers joined in |
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Number 19 i'm going to try next time I'm in Starbucks. I always give a ransom name, but forget what I said. It's ends in lots of confusion when they're calling a name. I'm looking round then think, oh yes, that's me.
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I've seen this list before somewhere, and promised myself I'd try a few, here are the results!
6. Got asked... firmly... to leave.
7. The shop assistant actually went to ask someone senior if they had any!
10. Nearly got punched.. twice!
16. The taxi driver laughed, said "Nice one!" and then said, "Ok, you've had your fun, now on your bike sunshine!"
20. Nearly caused a riot in a kebab/burger bar. No idea why?
21. Got given a French fry for free, but got thrown out by as member of staff wielding a sweeping brush when I insisted on paying something for it! |
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I had a key ring with a quacking duck on it.
I used to press it when walking behind someone in the street.
They'd look round slightly puzzled, then I'd look round aaaaaaaand repeat.
Quack, quack. |
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26. Go to Tesco fill up trolly. Woke out.
27. Rick roll someone by mail
28. Zip/button jacket back to front and walk/run backwards
29. Walk around high fiving people shouting "well done"
30. Go Tesco and ask to pay with library card
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"Get off train
Find a nice lunch and cold drink
Wander around newport and see if can find wiggles something sexy to wear.
Book into room
Have sex
Go for a drink and then club (more sex)
Have more sex after club I was laughing up to this point. Feel jealous now! Or is this a fantasy to do list too? "
Nope its todays plan, but so far newport is balls and cant get room till gone 4. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want your job..lol 
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That would be the best job in the world!
Did you see the story the other day about the guy who spent God knows how many hours building a Lego sculpture, put it on display saying don't touch, a kid decided not to obey that and smashed it up! Lol bet he was pissed!
Googled it
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/02/boy-destroys-lego-zootopia-statue-worth-10000-that-took-three-da/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get off train
Find a nice lunch and cold drink
Wander around newport and see if can find wiggles something sexy to wear.
Book into room
Have sex
Go for a drink and then club (more sex)
Have more sex after club I was laughing up to this point. Feel jealous now! Or is this a fantasy to do list too?
Nope its todays plan, but so far newport is balls and cant get room till gone 4."
Newport? Why not Cardiff? Never mind, you will be in your room soon, sigh... |
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