Genteel discourse

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

If im having an evening of polite conversation and genteel discourse.

Can i just have a shag or do i have to wear silk gloves and arrive instead of cum

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remember to keep your pinky out straight when you're holding his dick

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One is only permitted to shag after the entree.

By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Damn, I thought it was after the Loyal toast, damn, damn, damn, I so dislike rushing....

By *eccymanMan over a year ago

Gateshead

I went with a posh bird once and she shouted 'I'm arriving, I'm arriving!"

You don't get much posher than that!

By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

Silk gloves; tick

You could have a shag or some passionate lovemaking.

Arrive or cum? Go international! (and sophisticated, innit?)

"J'arrive !" Means both in French and sounds great when shouted loudly

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Silk gloves; tick

You could have a shag or some passionate lovemaking.

Arrive or cum? Go international! (and sophisticated, innit?)

"J'arrive !" Means both in French and sounds great when shouted loudly

"
actually due to the full contents of the message (i was refered to as her majesty) i might go all posh bird on him