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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Apologies if you're currently eating!
The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apologies if you're currently eating!
The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.
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Yes but all protine non of the fat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apologies if you're currently eating!
The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.
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Something's are better keep to yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In order for the male preying mantis to ejaculate the female must cut off his head!!!!
So you can either stay a virgin forever or die the first time  "
Would cut down the number of single guys on fab I guess  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Orgasams are good for your health .....They can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer and even depression. So have sex and get happy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Orgasams are good for your health .....They can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer and even depression. So have sex and get happy!"
What's it do for men apart from give you sticky fingers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apologies if you're currently eating!
The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.
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What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Orgasams are good for your health .....They can lower a woman's risk of heart disease, stroke, breast cancer and even depression. So have sex and get happy!
They also release the endorphins needed to get rid of migrants. ... ( medical fact)...so when a moan says she has a migraine. ..what she really is saying....  "
Well if all it takes to get rid of migrants is an orgasm, then what's all this fuss about with Brexit? |
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"In order for the male preying mantis to ejaculate the female must cut off his head!!!!
So you can either stay a virgin forever or die the first time
That's just fucked up on so many levels "
Have I lowered the tone again?  |
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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago
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"In order for the male preying mantis to ejaculate the female must cut off his head!!!!
So you can either stay a virgin forever or die the first time
That's just fucked up on so many levels
Have I lowered the tone again? "
I've only been here a week. Do you have form? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apologies if you're currently eating!
The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.
What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe "
Average is between 2 & 5ml.  |
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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago
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"The average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds where as a males is just 6 seconds
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That's just the explosive part. Mine carries on for about 30 seconds after I've cum.
Strangely, it's only been like that since I had the snip. I love it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apologies if you're currently eating!
The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.
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I'm on a diet so will settle for 300 loads lol |
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"The average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds where as a males is just 6 seconds
That's just the explosive part. Mine carries on for about 30 seconds after I've cum.
Strangely, it's only been like that since I had the snip. I love it."
Show off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apologies if you're currently eating!
The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.
What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe
Average is between 2 & 5ml. "
So between 800ml and 2,500ml? I'm gonna need a bigger measuring jug |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apologies if you're currently eating!
The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.
What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe
Average is between 2 & 5ml.
So between 800ml and 2,500ml? I'm gonna need a bigger measuring jug "
i need a bucket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apologies if you're currently eating!
The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.
What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe
Average is between 2 & 5ml.
So between 800ml and 2,500ml? I'm gonna need a bigger measuring jug "
But it'd all start getting cold & congealed  |
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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago
Gateshead |
"The average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds where as a males is just 6 seconds
That's just the explosive part. Mine carries on for about 30 seconds after I've cum.
Strangely, it's only been like that since I had the snip. I love it.
Show off "
I wasn't. Honest. Before the snip it was pretty much six seconds but now it's bloody lovely, so long as I don't withdraw.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apologies if you're currently eating!
The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.
What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe
Average is between 2 & 5ml.
So between 800ml and 2,500ml? I'm gonna need a bigger measuring jug
But it'd all start getting cold & congealed "
Sounds like semolina pudding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apologies if you're currently eating!
The average male ejaculation contains five calories, so to get your daily calorie allowance you'd have to swallow between four hundred & five hundred loads.
What's that in milli litres? You know....for THE recipe
Average is between 2 & 5ml.
So between 800ml and 2,500ml? I'm gonna need a bigger measuring jug
But it'd all start getting cold & congealed "
No. It's like melting chocolate. You keep it over a pan of simmering water
P.S. I haven't actually done this you know. I'm making it up as I go along. Honest |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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20. Fat men have more sexual endurance than thin men.
Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does those male gym rats who are always asking you to feel their six-packs. Six-packs? More like six seconds!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"20. Fat men have more sexual endurance than thin men.
Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does those male gym rats who are always asking you to feel their six-packs. Six-packs? More like six seconds!
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Wish I was one of the twenty. Fat men that is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Approximately 1% of women can achieve full orgasm solely through stimulating their breasts "
I tingle and give out little moans never fully orgasmed but usually move to my clit so never really gave it time, makes me very horny and wet if sum one is licking and nibbling on my nip nips though without touching any where else I'm very very sensitive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"20. Fat men have more sexual endurance than thin men.
Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does those male gym rats who are always asking you to feel their six-packs. Six-packs? More like six seconds!
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Is that cause there cocks are fat and they dont feel as much? Can cocks get fat?
The weird things i wonder... |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Approximately 1% of women can achieve full orgasm solely through stimulating their breasts
I tingle and give out little moans never fully orgasmed but usually move to my clit so never really gave it time, makes me very horny and wet if sum one is licking and nibbling on my nip nips though without touching any where else I'm very very sensitive "
you'll have to give it a go and see if you're in the 1% |
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"20. Fat men have more sexual endurance than thin men.
Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does those male gym rats who are always asking you to feel their six-packs. Six-packs? More like six seconds!"
Hang on a mo'... "three times as long to ejaculate" - so we're talking about the denouement rather than whether a fat man can manage a first, second or even third act?
LOL |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"20. Fat men have more sexual endurance than thin men.
Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does those male gym rats who are always asking you to feel their six-packs. Six-packs? More like six seconds!
Hang on a mo'... "three times as long to ejaculate" - so we're talking about the denouement rather than whether a fat man can manage a first, second or even third act?
LOL"
just takes longer to get there for the second and third |
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"20. Fat men have more sexual endurance than thin men.
Multiple studies have confirmed that it takes severely overweight men nearly three times as long to ejaculate as it does those male gym rats who are always asking you to feel their six-packs. Six-packs? More like six seconds!
Hang on a mo'... "three times as long to ejaculate" - so we're talking about the denouement rather than whether a fat man can manage a first, second or even third act?
LOL
just takes longer to get there for the second and third "
Speaking as a slim man with *a lot* of stamina |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Approximately 1% of women can achieve full orgasm solely through stimulating their breasts
I tingle and give out little moans never fully orgasmed but usually move to my clit so never really gave it time, makes me very horny and wet if sum one is licking and nibbling on my nip nips though without touching any where else I'm very very sensitive
you'll have to give it a go and see if you're in the 1% "
Maybe I shall |
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