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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've broken a nail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could have been worse

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Could have been on the stage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hardly world ending

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Use a smaller hammer and hit it straight on.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finger or toe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg you poor thing do you have an emergency clinic you can go to!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it stuck up your nose?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg call 999 quick!! They will deal with it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Finger or toe? "

Index finger right hand.

Confused. I'm wearing gloves.

I'm right handed.

I'm taking tiles off and I've hit my left hand three times with a hammer. (You think I'd learn!)

All nails on left are intact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hardly world ending "

Hmmm.

hands on hips. Taps foot. Looks cross

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By *oluptuousWetOneWoman over a year ago

Wokingham / Reading

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Bloody annoying isn't it,I've had to cut all mine down as I had two broken one's one on each hand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Finger or toe?

Index finger right hand.

Confused. I'm wearing gloves.

I'm right handed.

I'm taking tiles off and I've hit my left hand three times with a hammer. (You think I'd learn!)

All nails on left are intact.

Damn! Hate it when the hammer slips off the chisel!! Even after nearly twenty years, it still happens now!!

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By *ancyDrewWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I split my nail right down the side yesterday and it bled a lot, and still bloomin sore. SO annoying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Finger or toe?

Index finger right hand.

Confused. I'm wearing gloves.

I'm right handed.

I'm taking tiles off and I've hit my left hand three times with a hammer. (You think I'd learn!)

All nails on left are intact.

Damn! Hate it when the hammer slips off the chisel!! Even after nearly twenty years, it still happens now!!

Oh I've been doing it back hand too and pinched the pad of my palm between the two.

Stanley blade released the blood from the pinch.

What's FRICKING wrong with me today? Grrrr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Please note; that was a question regarding what's wrong today that wasn't previously!

We'd be here all day listing my usual faults!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please note; that was a question regarding what's wrong today that wasn't previously!

We'd be here all day listing my usual faults!!!!

Time to down tools for a cuppa methinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The day didn't start well as the scales said I am now four pounds heavier than the last time I stood on them a couple of weeks ago.

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