Whilst out in rural Berkshire today I found a quaint little gift shop... which had some of the funniest cards I have read in ages.
" I bought this card in a supermarket which is why it smells of dead chicken (sorry)"
"If this card means nothing to you I must have sent it to the wrong person"
"Hi, I am your milkman and I really fancy you. I'll be around at 8.30am, wear something nice"
"You are 'EXTRODINARY'... (but a bit moody)"
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over a year ago
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i bought a xmas card for a friend once that had a j cloth in and said....this is for when Santa cums down your chimney.
Bought a guy friend a birthday card with a badge on it. Said, my hair isnt really gray, ave bin emulsioning the ceiling |
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"My dad and his workmates got someone a card at Christmas... it said on the front "Jesus loves you" and inside it said "Everyone else thinks you're a c*nt"
That tickled me! "
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