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By (user no longer on site) OP
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General question??
Some men dont much like it wen women fart for fuck all.. & i've just had a slamming night where vast amounts of air was pumped into both my holes.. Now i'm lying here feeling like a bloody 'whoopie cushion'... 
Is the noise or the feeling a 'kink' for you guys?? 
Or do many of you suffer this noisy fate.. lmfao xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"haha yes especially good deep doggy sex - ive let go the air when in a club - its a mixture of funny and horny - laugh and carry on "
Theres not alot you can do, but i could feel myself bloat up, so rather than the overnight i couldve had, ive come home to fart in my own bed peace.. lol
But you go girl, 'A club' I cant fault you...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"haha yes especially good deep doggy sex - ive let go the air when in a club - its a mixture of funny and horny - laugh and carry on
Theres not alot you can do, but i could feel myself bloat up, so rather than the overnight i couldve had, ive come home to fart in my own bed peace.. lol
But you go girl, 'A club' I cant fault you... "
in the main playroom too haha - well i wasnt going to stop what i was doing   |
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I did a load of fanny farts on a first meet, was a bit embarrassing.
Yesterday I was in bed with FWB after sex and so wanted to let one rip, I was also trying not to laugh, thinking about a previous forum post about farting. XXX |
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"I did a load of fanny farts on a first meet, was a bit embarrassing.
Yesterday I was in bed with FWB after sex and so wanted to let one rip, I was also trying not to laugh, thinking about a previous forum post about farting. XXX"
Did you tho?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Thats sexual needs for you.. lol
But I guess some men push for it.. You can tell by the way they aim their cock, & pull u apart, its like they crave the noise...   "
If I'm aiming my cock it's usually to hit that nerve bundle to give more pleasure rather than trying to get a fanny fart, maybe some men like it no idea. If it's causing embarrassment I'd change position and pace. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Thats sexual needs for you.. lol
But I guess some men push for it.. You can tell by the way they aim their cock, & pull u apart, its like they crave the noise...
If I'm aiming my cock it's usually to hit that nerve bundle to give more pleasure rather than trying to get a fanny fart, maybe some men like it no idea. If it's causing embarrassment I'd change position and pace."
I guess its my bad for not speaking up... |
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"I did a load of fanny farts on a first meet, was a bit embarrassing.
Yesterday I was in bed with FWB after sex and so wanted to let one rip, I was also trying not to laugh, thinking about a previous forum post about farting. XXX"
Was with a lass in Birmingham and went for an after sex pee. Got back to her bedroom, opened the door and thought 'shudda farted while I was at toilet'. Saw her expectant face and closed the door again to fart outside the room, being a gentleman and all.
Anyway it came out a lot louder than I anticipated. I mean a lot louder, things fell off shelves.
I thought 'she's bound to have heard that' and that I'd probably be sent packing so I gingerly opened the door thinking she might be furious (a lass once finished with me cos I farted in the lift). Luckily she was absolutely pissing herself laughing so all was well |
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"I did a load of fanny farts on a first meet, was a bit embarrassing.
Yesterday I was in bed with FWB after sex and so wanted to let one rip, I was also trying not to laugh, thinking about a previous forum post about farting. XXX
Was with a lass in Birmingham and went for an after sex pee. Got back to her bedroom, opened the door and thought 'shudda farted while I was at toilet'. Saw her expectant face and closed the door again to fart outside the room, being a gentleman and all.
Anyway it came out a lot louder than I anticipated. I mean a lot louder, things fell off shelves.
I thought 'she's bound to have heard that' and that I'd probably be sent packing so I gingerly opened the door thinking she might be furious (a lass once finished with me cos I farted in the lift). Luckily she was absolutely pissing herself laughing so all was well "
Ohh mate i just literally laughed out loud at that reply...
As it goes it also brought back a memory very similar.. Thank You..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did a load of fanny farts on a first meet, was a bit embarrassing.
Yesterday I was in bed with FWB after sex and so wanted to let one rip, I was also trying not to laugh, thinking about a previous forum post about farting. XXX
Did you tho?? "
No I didn't fart! I was distracted by his snoring XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did a load of fanny farts on a first meet, was a bit embarrassing.
Yesterday I was in bed with FWB after sex and so wanted to let one rip, I was also trying not to laugh, thinking about a previous forum post about farting. XXX
Was with a lass in Birmingham and went for an after sex pee. Got back to her bedroom, opened the door and thought 'shudda farted while I was at toilet'. Saw her expectant face and closed the door again to fart outside the room, being a gentleman and all.
Anyway it came out a lot louder than I anticipated. I mean a lot louder, things fell off shelves.
I thought 'she's bound to have heard that' and that I'd probably be sent packing so I gingerly opened the door thinking she might be furious (a lass once finished with me cos I farted in the lift). Luckily she was absolutely pissing herself laughing so all was well "
The first I met time FWB, he farted loudly in my bed afterwards, he used the distraction technique afterwards, launched into an explanation of how a vasectomy is done! Lol xxx |
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I never make a big deal with it, it is just air and it has to escape somehow, so just see it as a matter of fact that it could happen, plus the wrong reaction could very easily offend a partner, and I would hate to do that  |
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