I wish...

By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex instead of the police

By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Just replace the word 'police' with 'sex' and see how it pans out. It's not as if your hands are tied, is it?

By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

I had to double check you hadn't nicked a wpc's hat then

Mr ddc

By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

And Colgate? You owe me a pint for giving you writing advice.

And a lick of mr ddcx's eclair

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to double check you hadn't nicked a wpc's hat then

Mr ddc"

is that even a sky remote?