FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > If you had a £1 for every time ...

If you had a £1 for every time ...

Jump to: Newest in thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You had masturbated.

What could you buy?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

More than a £1 worth

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Of cola cubes?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could pack up work

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Platinum membership on fab and a yacht.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never would i need to work again....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *eccymanMan over a year ago

Gateshead

"You had masturbated.

What could you buy? "

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think I could purchase Abu Dhabi and still have enough for a deposit on Qatar

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

so many things -

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heaps of sundry items

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm waiting for how many tons of haribos shag could get

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Membership to an exclusive dating site where all the men are looking for busty large mature lonely single women to love and adore forever lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

A personal masterbater. .... my fingers ache

xxxx Suzi

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Masturbater! !!!! Ffs

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Masturbater! !!!! Ffs"

No spelling police here.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

The national debt...

...dunno what I'd do with that, mind...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A small island, the private plane and pilot to fly me on and off it as well as an impressive retinue of staff to tend to the every need of myself and my guests!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Masturbater! !!!! Ffs

No spelling police here. "

Phewwww ..... Thank goodness, otherwise I would be handcuffed n whipped..... againnnnn

xxxxx

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Masturbater! !!!! Ffs

No spelling police here.

Phewwww ..... Thank goodness, otherwise I would be handcuffed n whipped..... againnnnn

xxxxx"

Well seeing as you're a serial offender I'm in my way round to arrest you

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Masturbater! !!!! Ffs

No spelling police here.

Phewwww ..... Thank goodness, otherwise I would be handcuffed n whipped..... againnnnn

xxxxx

Well seeing as you're a serial offender I'm in my way round to arrest you"

Hands behind or in front xxxx

Suzi

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

I might be able to stretch to a pork pie and a pint

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lunch

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I'd go some way to paying off my mortgage I reckon. We're talking decades worth of wanking.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably enough to pay for a child's upbringing.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *atietvsheffTV/TS over a year ago

Sheffield

More seamed stockings to replace the ones guys ladder while they fuck me and if I had a quid for every time I am asked by a straight guy if he can have a BJ or to fuck me I would have considerably more than if I had a quid for rack wank I have had

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

anything you like out the pound shop

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mansion

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A hysterectomy & tummy tuck

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *mmabluTV/TS over a year ago

upton wirral

A nice holiday home in the canaries

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

Richard Bransons emporium

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *eccymanMan over a year ago

Gateshead

"anything you like out the pound shop

You dont masturbate that much then no?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"You had masturbated.

What could you buy? "

A self winding watch

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Masturbater! !!!! Ffs

No spelling police here.

Phewwww ..... Thank goodness, otherwise I would be handcuffed n whipped..... againnnnn

xxxxx

Well seeing as you're a serial offender I'm in my way round to arrest you

Hands behind or in front xxxx

Suzi"

Behind. Always behind

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Lots of baby oil

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *parkly MittensWoman over a year ago

My own little world

A new toy?!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we talking this week, this year.... ever?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *parkly MittensWoman over a year ago

My own little world

"Are we talking this week, this year.... ever?"

How about all of the above..... Get that calculator out

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm looking at an estimated figure of somewhere in-between £14600 and £15000

Which has taken me somewhat by surprise as I expected the figure too be much-much higher..

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could probably clear off the national debt

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Averaging about one a day for the last 20 years is around 7.5k.

A new car?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could only afford poundland lol.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What, for ever? Like my life up to this point?

A little over twelve hundred pounds.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"What, for ever? Like my life up to this point?

A little over twelve hundred pounds."

What, do you keep a diary?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What, for ever? Like my life up to this point?

A little over twelve hundred pounds.

What, do you keep a diary?"

No, a journal.

I averaged it out to about twice a week since I started.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm surprised there isn't an app for this

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm surprised there isn't an app for this

Sure they is or soon will be

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic