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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My kitchen needs tidying and the washing up needs doing. Ta muchly....i might offer a glass of wine if the kitchen is up to an acceptable standard  "
You're lovely and all, but naaaaah to housework!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My kitchen needs tidying and the washing up needs doing. Ta muchly....i might offer a glass of wine if the kitchen is up to an acceptable standard
You're lovely and all, but naaaaah to housework! "
Yeah...those are my sentiments too....might skip to the wine and then curse my slovenly ways in the morning when there is no space to pour the coffee or make the lunches  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well as I'm away on the coast tonight in a strange hotel it would be to see what drinks the bar has,what channels the microscopic TV has and then well...the options are limited!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What are we gonna get up to? 
BG x"
its less than an hour,,,,you posted this almost half an hour ago,,,fuck,,i need to tidy the place  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"(Hypothetically speaking, of course!)
What are we gonna get up to?
BG x
its less than an hour,,,,you posted this almost half an hour ago,,,fuck,,i need to tidy the place "
Quickly!!  |
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Well I've had my dinner, had a shower and fed the cat so it's time to don the dressing gown and chill for a bit in front of the tv, you're welcome to join me.
There will of course be tea and biscuits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've had my dinner, had a shower and fed the cat so it's time to don the dressing gown and chill for a bit in front of the tv, you're welcome to join me.
There will of course be tea and biscuits "
Tea?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x
Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time."
Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!!  |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x
Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.
Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!! "
Fancy a cup?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x
Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.
Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!!
Fancy a cup?! "
Got any biscuits? X |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x
Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.
Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!!
Fancy a cup?!
Got any biscuits? X"
Lemon Puffs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x
Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.
Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!!
Fancy a cup?!
Got any biscuits? X
Lemon Puffs?"
Hmmm. Can't really dunk them can you? But yeah go on then! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x
Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.
Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!!
Fancy a cup?!
Got any biscuits? X
Lemon Puffs?
Hmmm. Can't really dunk them can you? But yeah go on then! "
Never been a biscuit dunker. Tea bagging...well... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll stick on some Barry White, spray some lynx across my torso, put on my smoking jacket and then I shall woo you. "
I've not been wooed in a long time... Go for it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll stick on some Barry White, spray some lynx across my torso, put on my smoking jacket and then I shall woo you.
I've not been wooed in a long time... Go for it! "
Grrrr! X |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'm at work, so message you to warn you that the hamsters are just inside the door and they are feral. I'd then send a second message enquiring about the lack of progress on my conservatory |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm at work, so message you to warn you that the hamsters are just inside the door and they are feral. I'd then send a second message enquiring about the lack of progress on my conservatory "
Tina, I expected more exciting things from you! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
I think I'd offer you a vodka and some beetroot crisps (I don't like them but you might).
Then I'd put on some tunes and annoy the neighbours. We'll talk about men and make a list of who we fancy devising an elaborate scoring system along the way.
Then we'd put on our baby dolls and have a pillow fight!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I'd offer you a vodka and some beetroot crisps (I don't like them but you might).
Then I'd put on some tunes and annoy the neighbours. We'll talk about men and make a list of who we fancy devising an elaborate scoring system along the way.
Then we'd put on our baby dolls and have a pillow fight!
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One of my favourite girl crushes, I'm in!
(Keep yer crisps!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make a pot of tea and chill out on the sofa x
Yorshire tea. In an enamel pot. With a knitted tea cosy. On a tray, with a jug of milk. Every time.
Yorkshire tea? Good lass!!!
Fancy a cup?!
Got any biscuits? X
Lemon Puffs?
Hmmm. Can't really dunk them can you? But yeah go on then! "
About these biscuits... are we talking namby pamby rich teas or proper dunkers like hob nobs that soak up a third of a cup per biscuit!! |
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By *eccymanMan
over a year ago
Gateshead |
"I think I'd offer you a vodka and some beetroot crisps (I don't like them but you might).
Then I'd put on some tunes and annoy the neighbours. We'll talk about men and make a list of who we fancy devising an elaborate scoring system along the way.
Then we'd put on our baby dolls and have a pillow fight!
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Basically girly shit. Meat it up a bit ffs give us some sort of hope! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you mind wearing a blindfold? An hour is nowhere near long enough to tidy up 
Mr ddc
Kinky!!
Blindfolds and cream cakes, what more would we need?
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Cream cakes? 
You had it sold at blindfolds.
Fuck it, I might move in! |
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