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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Look the person above and offer them a swap for something of you that you are not keen of for something of theirs that you admire.
e.g. Ill swap you my ankles for your freckles...
When you have collected three new body parts make a declaration
i.e. After bartering I now have the hair of a) the feet of b) and the nose of c) ... then let us enjoy the mental image!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"May I have your left buttock. I offer you my eyelashes.
Did I mention bartering was compulsory and you cant say no?"
loook this just ain't gonna work, let's face it, your eylashes will look naff in place of my butt and do you really want to have one big (but firm) butt over your eye?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol be nice , i wish i had been ravished ha , no sadly it is just years of being a soldier and humping lots of kit on my back in various hovels of the world i have been sent |
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"lol be nice , i wish i had been ravished ha , no sadly it is just years of being a soldier and humping lots of kit on my back in various hovels of the world i have been sent "
ooooh humping eh, and kit (is that short for Cathy?) and in hovels of the international kind - n yer complaining? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"May I have your left buttock. I offer you my eyelashes.
Did I mention bartering was compulsory and you cant say no?
loook this just ain't gonna work, let's face it, your eylashes will look naff in place of my butt and do you really want to have one big (but firm) butt over your eye? "
The whole idea is that it isnt going to work - think picasso! And put that soldier down unless you are bartering for his hump!!!
Are you exceptionally horny today? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"May I have your left buttock. I offer you my eyelashes.
Did I mention bartering was compulsory and you cant say no?
loook this just ain't gonna work, let's face it, your eylashes will look naff in place of my butt and do you really want to have one big (but firm) butt over your eye?
The whole idea is that it isnt going to work - think picasso! And put that soldier down unless you are bartering for his hump!!!
Are you exceptionally horny today?"
Was at an international/interacial lunch today so feeling high spirited. Must be all that chilli.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"May I have your left buttock. I offer you my eyelashes.
Did I mention bartering was compulsory and you cant say no?
loook this just ain't gonna work, let's face it, your eylashes will look naff in place of my butt and do you really want to have one big (but firm) butt over your eye?
The whole idea is that it isnt going to work - think picasso! And put that soldier down unless you are bartering for his hump!!!
Are you exceptionally horny today?
Was at an international/interacial lunch today so feeling high spirited. Must be all that chilli. "
Ill swap you my tunabake for your chilli! Damn Lent! |
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"Can i have your legs, ill swap you my left ear for them
just vang off, you must be jokin!!!"
fickle, thats what I call it, my left ear has been voted the best in Birmingham - its got two holes in the lobe and everything !! so there - fine dont swap me your slim, long, shapely legs then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"May I have your left buttock. I offer you my eyelashes.
Did I mention bartering was compulsory and you cant say no?
loook this just ain't gonna work, let's face it, your eylashes will look naff in place of my butt and do you really want to have one big (but firm) butt over your eye?
The whole idea is that it isnt going to work - think picasso! And put that soldier down unless you are bartering for his hump!!!
Are you exceptionally horny today?
Was at an international/interacial lunch today so feeling high spirited. Must be all that chilli.
Ill swap you my tunabake for your chilli! Damn Lent!"
hmmmmmm? sounds a bit fishy to me. |
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