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"Recreate that sat in the audience at the Jeremy Kyle show feeling by sitting in the collection area at Argos
I shared that one on facebook...love top tips x  "
Using a file and a vice, fifty pence pieces can be easily filed round and made into 10p pieces  |
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"Recreate that sat in the audience at the Jeremy Kyle show feeling by sitting in the collection area at Argos
I shared that one on facebook...love top tips x
Using a file and a vice, fifty pence pieces can be easily filed round and made into 10p pieces "
With a bit more time and effort, they can be made into 5p pieces instead. |
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DRIVERS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea |
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"MAKE your child a delightful mermaid action figure by simply gluing the top half of Barbie to a mackerel fillet. "
OMG! Soooooo funny! Lol
This for the win! |
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Students. Don't bother with that 3000 word essay just draw 3 pictures
Ugly women. Increase your attractiveness 500% simply by moving to Leeds
Deaf people. Stop eavesdroppers by wearing a pair of oven gloves |
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"Students. Don't bother with that 3000 word essay just draw 3 pictures
Ugly women. Increase your attractiveness 500% simply by moving to Leeds
Deaf people. Stop eavesdroppers by wearing a pair of oven gloves"
love that last one. |
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"I avoided costly private number plates , by simply changing my name to YP61 ASD .
Hey (can I call you YP?)did you know your car is on the stolen register?"
Thanks, I know, I avoided a costly car by simply stealing a nice one I saw , YP xx
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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago
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"I avoided costly private number plates , by simply changing my name to YP61 ASD .
Hey (can I call you YP?)did you know your car is on the stolen register?
Thanks, I know, I avoided a costly car by simply stealing a nice one I saw , YP xx
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Not that nice, it's a cat C write off as well. |
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"I avoided costly private number plates , by simply changing my name to YP61 ASD .
Hey (can I call you YP?)did you know your car is on the stolen register?
Thanks, I know, I avoided a costly car by simply stealing a nice one I saw , YP xx
Not that nice, it's a cat C write off as well."
Avoid the hassle of having your car stolen and crashed simply by buying a stolen write-off YP x  |
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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago
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"I avoided costly private number plates , by simply changing my name to YP61 ASD .
Hey (can I call you YP?)did you know your car is on the stolen register?
Thanks, I know, I avoided a costly car by simply stealing a nice one I saw , YP xx
Not that nice, it's a cat C write off as well.
Avoid the hassle of having your car stolen and crashed simply by buying a stolen write-off YP x "
So it's true, you can get away with using a smart phone in prison. |
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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago
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replace your worn out footwear, go to local mosque during prayer time as you walk in racks of shoes, select a pair, and leave your old ones in there place. joking apart there was a scuffy bloke who went in a mates pub did that, left old trainers and left wearing brogues |
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"replace your worn out footwear, go to local mosque during prayer time as you walk in racks of shoes, select a pair, and leave your old ones in there place. joking apart there was a scuffy bloke who went in a mates pub did that, left old trainers and left wearing brogues"
..and he is now in hiding following the fatwah... |
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I don't remember reading that one? 