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Would you rather have bad cake or no cake??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But....what if the bad cake gave you the taste or texture you craved?
Then it's not bad cake surely "
Well lets just say you know you've better before you put it in your mouth.. |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
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No cake of course ... nothing worse than the disappointment of a bit of dry old cake (especially if you've had to pay for it) or a so called chocolate cake that tastes of nothing or a lemon drizzle that barely tastes of lemon!
Ms G |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No cake of course ... nothing worse than the disappointment of a bit of dry old cake (especially if you've had to pay for it) or a so called chocolate cake that tastes of nothing or a lemon drizzle that barely tastes of lemon!
Ms G"
But what if the lemon drizzle cake had a good fluffy sponge, but crap drizzle??
And it was the only cake available? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you like the cake, it must be good, surely?
Personally, if the cake is not to my liking, well, I just ain't gonna eat it! And I can't understand why anyone else would want bad cake?!! 
Hmmmm... for some reason I am now rummaging through cupboards in search of cake!!!!  |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
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"No cake of course ... nothing worse than the disappointment of a bit of dry old cake (especially if you've had to pay for it) or a so called chocolate cake that tastes of nothing or a lemon drizzle that barely tastes of lemon!
Ms G
But what if the lemon drizzle cake had a good fluffy sponge, but crap drizzle??
And it was the only cake available?"
Still no .... because without a decent drizzle it wouldn't be the drizzle cake I was anticipating. Besides which I've yet to find a lemon drizzle anywhere near as good as the one I make so they're all a disappointment anyway!
Ms G
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"define bad cake?
Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both"
I think it depends how badly you actually want 'cake' and how long it's been since you've last had 'cake'. If you haven't actually had any 'cake' for a long time then even bad 'cake' may seem like quite good 'cake'. At the end of the day even bad 'cake' has got to better than no 'cake', especially if good 'cake' is hard to find. And any 'cake' has surly got to be better than beating a monkey.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"define bad cake?
Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both
I think it depends how badly you actually want 'cake' and how long it's been since you've last had 'cake'. If you haven't actually had any 'cake' for a long time then even bad 'cake' may seem like quite good 'cake'. At the end of the day even bad 'cake' has got to better than no 'cake', especially if good 'cake' is hard to find. And any 'cake' has surly got to be better than beating a monkey. "
been ages since i had 'cake' and i'm not missing it, well i kind of am missing it but i only want fulfilling cake.
if it was amazing cake thought i'd be wanting cake all the time. |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
North Herts |
"If I really wanted cake I'd make my own and it's good cake even if I say so myself. Not that I eat a lot of cake "
That's the problem if you can turn out decent cakes .... I love making cakes but love eating them even more and if it's there I've got to have it until it's all gone, I have no willpower .... so don't make cake too often as a result. 
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"If I really wanted cake I'd make my own and it's good cake even if I say so myself. Not that I eat a lot of cake
That's the problem if you can turn out decent cakes .... I love making cakes but love eating them even more and if it's there I've got to have it until it's all gone, I have no willpower .... so don't make cake too often as a result.
Ms G"
Now I'm good but Dick on the other hand has to eat it if I make it carrot cake it will last a day and a half if lucky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"define bad cake?
Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both
I think it depends how badly you actually want 'cake' and how long it's been since you've last had 'cake'. If you haven't actually had any 'cake' for a long time then even bad 'cake' may seem like quite good 'cake'. At the end of the day even bad 'cake' has got to better than no 'cake', especially if good 'cake' is hard to find. And any 'cake' has surly got to be better than beating a monkey. "
Cake used to be a code word for sex between myself,my daughters and my niece. |
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"Answers please people..."
Please can I clarify, when you say "bad", are we talking naughty? I'm imagining a fresh dairy cream chocolate eclair saying, in a husky, seductive voice, "Oh my, I've been so bad, so very, very bad, come and teach me a lesson, big boy"
Fresh cream cakes - naughty, but nice... 
Mr ddc |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Answers please people...
Please can I clarify, when you say "bad", are we talking naughty? I'm imagining a fresh dairy cream chocolate eclair saying, in a husky, seductive voice, "Oh my, I've been so bad, so very, very bad, come and teach me a lesson, big boy"
Fresh cream cakes - naughty, but nice...
Mr ddc"
Showing our age Mr ddc!
The cake you describe is not bad, it's just made that way.
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"Answers please people...
Please can I clarify, when you say "bad", are we talking naughty? I'm imagining a fresh dairy cream chocolate eclair saying, in a husky, seductive voice, "Oh my, I've been so bad, so very, very bad, come Pand teach me a lesson, big boy"
Fresh cream cakes - naughty, but nice...
Mr ddc
Showing our age Mr ddc!
The cake you describe is not bad, it's just made that way.
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(Are you quoting Jessica Rabbit?  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"define bad cake?
Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both
I think it depends how badly you actually want 'cake' and how long it's been since you've last had 'cake'. If you haven't actually had any 'cake' for a long time then even bad 'cake' may seem like quite good 'cake'. At the end of the day even bad 'cake' has got to better than no 'cake', especially if good 'cake' is hard to find. And any 'cake' has surly got to be better than beating a monkey.
Cake used to be a code word for sex between myself,my daughters and my niece."
Must make tea time difficult when offering a slice of sponge to the family..... |
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"i want a naughty cake now. "
You keep changing your profile. grrr
I'd be happy to give you 'cake' and it would be good 'cake' to, maybe even the best 'cake' ever.
But I think you're not looking for my kind of 'cake'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"define bad cake?
Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both
I think it depends how badly you actually want 'cake' and how long it's been since you've last had 'cake'. If you haven't actually had any 'cake' for a long time then even bad 'cake' may seem like quite good 'cake'. At the end of the day even bad 'cake' has got to better than no 'cake', especially if good 'cake' is hard to find. And any 'cake' has surly got to be better than beating a monkey.
Cake used to be a code word for sex between myself,my daughters and my niece.
Must make tea time difficult when offering a slice of sponge to the family..... "
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"define bad cake?
Bad cake is akin to ba sex, so no thank you to both
I think it depends how badly you actually want 'cake' and how long it's been since you've last had 'cake'. If you haven't actually had any 'cake' for a long time then even bad 'cake' may seem like quite good 'cake'. At the end of the day even bad 'cake' has got to better than no 'cake', especially if good 'cake' is hard to find. And any 'cake' has surly got to be better than beating a monkey.
Cake used to be a code word for sex between myself,my daughters and my niece."
Well if ever you feel you're not getting enough 'cake' you're welcome to come round here for some of mine.  |
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"If I really wanted cake I'd make my own and it's good cake even if I say so myself. Not that I eat a lot of cake "
We all have to make do with our own 'cake' sometimes but I find when I do it's much nicer if you pretend you're sharing your 'cake' with someone else.  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"Answers please people...
Please can I clarify, when you say "bad", are we talking naughty? I'm imagining a fresh dairy cream chocolate eclair saying, in a husky, seductive voice, "Oh my, I've been so bad, so very, very bad, come and teach me a lesson, big boy"
Fresh cream cakes - naughty, but nice...
Mr ddc"
hahaha thats asking for bukkake isnt it ?..made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Knaff cake is only ok if warm with custard !!"
Aha, a new dimension has now been added...so when we add a little custard, the bad cake now becomes more palatable!!
This surely must resonate with a fair few folks on here |
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Or, by bad, do you mean big and ugly?
'Cos in my defence,
a) it was only when it came to adding the eggs that I remembered that I was meant to be doing half recipe, so my eclairs are a foot long! and
b) I couldn't be bothered using a piping bag since it appears that the washing up fairy has disappeared along with the laundry fairy
Mr ddc |
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"Or, by bad, do you mean big and ugly?
'Cos in my defence,
a) it was only when it came to adding the eggs that I remembered that I was meant to be doing half recipe, so my eclairs are a foot long! and
b) I couldn't be bothered using a piping bag since it appears that the washing up fairy has disappeared along with the laundry fairy
Mr ddc"
It's just not fair!
Stamps foot, crosses arms and gives big pouty bottom lip.
Mrs DDC (fairy apparently) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or, by bad, do you mean big and ugly?
'Cos in my defence,
a) it was only when it came to adding the eggs that I remembered that I was meant to be doing half recipe, so my eclairs are a foot long! and
b) I couldn't be bothered using a piping bag since it appears that the washing up fairy has disappeared along with the laundry fairy
Mr ddc
It's just not fair!
Stamps foot, crosses arms and gives big pouty bottom lip.
Mrs DDC (fairy apparently)"
no one is coming round to be your cleaning fairy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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to hijack the thread could we all do a visit to the pudding club , hotel and turn it into our 2 best things to do, eat cake/puddings then fuck all night swapping rooms ,errr and recipes for cakes of course xx |
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"Or, by bad, do you mean big and ugly?
'Cos in my defence,
a) it was only when it came to adding the eggs that I remembered that I was meant to be doing half recipe, so my eclairs are a foot long! and
b) I couldn't be bothered using a piping bag since it appears that the washing up fairy has disappeared along with the laundry fairy
Mr ddc
It's just not fair!
Stamps foot, crosses arms and gives big pouty bottom lip.
Mrs DDC (fairy apparently)"
You wait till I upload the pic... 
PS they also have raspberry and redcurrant compote in them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to hijack the thread could we all do a visit to the pudding club , hotel and turn it into our 2 best things to do, eat cake/puddings then fuck all night swapping rooms ,errr and recipes for cakes of course xx"
The perfect meet?! |
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"I have my fucking cake AND fucking well eat it at the same time.
On average three times a week
Despite appearances, the majority of cake I eat is with women
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I fucking  cake. I can't imagine a world without having cake and sharing it with a wide variety of people.
Don't we all love cake?
It's a miracle I'm not staggeringly fat. Maybe I'm doing something else to burn off the calories?
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