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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"room of my mouth off?? tee hee "
oh ffs, see, cant even key in properly now cause my eyes have welled up with the pain, cant see they keyboard properly lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"room of my mouth off?? tee hee
oh ffs, see, cant even key in properly now cause my eyes have welled up with the pain, cant see they keyboard properly lol"
to get your mind back to typing and seeing the keyboard, put the pain elsewhere hun. reach down and squeeze your scrotum very hard, think that should ease the pain of your mouth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"room of my mouth off?? tee hee
oh ffs, see, cant even key in properly now cause my eyes have welled up with the pain, cant see they keyboard properly lol
to get your mind back to typing and seeing the keyboard, put the pain elsewhere hun. reach down and squeeze your scrotum very hard, think that should ease the pain of your mouth "
thanks for that, just spat rice over the keyboard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to get your mind back to typing and seeing the keyboard, put the pain elsewhere hun. reach down and squeeze your scrotum very hard, think that should ease the pain of your mouth
thanks for that, just spat rice over the keyboard "
its rude to spit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"room of my mouth off?? tee hee
oh ffs, see, cant even key in properly now cause my eyes have welled up with the pain, cant see they keyboard properly lol
to get your mind back to typing and seeing the keyboard, put the pain elsewhere hun. reach down and squeeze your scrotum very hard, think that should ease the pain of your mouth
thanks for that, just spat rice over the keyboard "
imagines now Mally picking the rice out of his keyboard while gently rubbing his scrotum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and for good reason too, my Tesco Sweat and Sour chicken has just taken the room of my mouth off 
Its the sweat that bothers me no wonder it was sour."
lol i just love typos....
someone on here and am not naming names. did a post about student kids and how they ate. she put that she bought him a Cock Book and often made her son Cock soup, oh that really cheered me up and I often smile when remembering reading that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"and for good reason too, my Tesco Sweat and Sour chicken has just taken the room of my mouth off
Its the sweat that bothers me no wonder it was sour."
I meant sweat but not room, maybe I should forget trying to be witty eh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"everytime i drive down the road Mally cycles onto work I giggle....thinking shall i run the fecker over"
eh I finish the job I'm at friday so you wont see me anymore, unless you go down the Dock Road (Derby Road) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"everytime i drive down the road Mally cycles onto work I giggle....thinking shall i run the fecker over
eh I finish the job I'm at friday so you wont see me anymore, unless you go down the Dock Road (Derby Road)"
what you trying to say knoblet...Dock Road where the feckin prossies go....I dont do it for money...pkt of cigs normally helps n a bottle of merlot  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what you trying to say knoblet...Dock Road where the feckin prossies go....I dont do it for money...pkt of cigs normally helps n a bottle of merlot "
I bloody knew you'd think that haha
*heads to the offy for a sleeve of JPS and a crate of merlot*  |
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