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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*sings* - 'Your so vain, i bet you think this thread is about you, dont you? DONT YOUUUUUUUU'
Well, for once you are correct 
Let all show some lovage for the overly confident/cocky hairy beast that is the monkey thats funky  |
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"I secretly have his pictures laminated and literally get myself off and end up covering his face in cum..
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It's nice you to see you taking up my suggestion.
I do the same thing with laminates of myself.  |
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"I secretly have his pictures laminated and literally get myself off and end up covering his face in cum..
It's nice you to see you taking up my suggestion.
I do the same thing with laminates of myself. "
and/or Invictus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I secretly have his pictures laminated and literally get myself off and end up covering his face in cum..
It's nice you to see you taking up my suggestion.
I do the same thing with laminates of myself. "
I worship you, your like a GOD.. no wait,
You created god, then when he did a shit job you kicked his ass and took over and demoted him to jesus
All hail FunkyMonkey and he who lives In The Night Garden, we are eternally greatful to have such clean faces thanks to King Makka Pakka
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"you do realise he will never get his head through the door now he thinks he has a fan club!!!!"
I didn't need this thread to do that although confirmation is good.
I am the only person I know that gives himself a 'mind drum roll' when entering a crowded room. I'm a monster! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you do realise he will never get his head through the door now he thinks he has a fan club!!!!"
i was hoping it was his dick he wont be able to get thru the door coz of the size of it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"you do realise he will never get his head through the door now he thinks he has a fan club!!!!
i was hoping it was his dick he wont be able to get thru the door coz of the size of it "
sadly its not that impressive,, even funky isnt perfect lol |
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"you do realise he will never get his head through the door now he thinks he has a fan club!!!!
i was hoping it was his dick he wont be able to get thru the door coz of the size of it
sadly its not that impressive,, even funky isnt perfect lol"
It's 3.5 inches of pure raw monkey power babe! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"*pops head round door*
Funky, you've left the bloody light on in the night garden again, fecking fairies are going nuts
My bad mate!
I always forget once I've ridden the Pinky Ponk."
I thought we agreed your new nickname for me was going to be a secret |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"forget once I've ridden the Pinky Ponk.
I thought we agreed your new nickname for me was going to be a secret"
is he trying to say your muff stinks mother  |
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"you lot keep him distracted......I want a go on his tyre swing.
He's covered it in beef dripping so you will slip off "
Ahaaa my arch nemisis Puss! I've been expecting you. *strokes pussy*
That's not beef dripping it's my monkey jizz! |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
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"you lot keep him distracted......I want a go on his tyre swing.
He's covered it in beef dripping so you will slip off
Ahaaa my arch nemisis Puss! I've been expecting you. *strokes pussy*
That's not beef dripping it's my monkey jizz! "
OY Cheeky Chimp!! exactly who's pussy are you stroking
Meoooooooooooooooooow |
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"call me slow.....
so is monkey the same person as viccyboy?
cos i prefer viccys bum??
im confused!
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It's very complex and involves time space wormy thread thingies...
I hope that's clarified it for you. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"call me slow.....
so is monkey the same person as viccyboy?
cos i prefer viccys bum??
im confused!
x
well we've never seen them in the same room together "
they are the same person but live in different time dimensions  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"daisy murdering swine!
is there no end to this THINGS cruelty 
I was just thinking about bumming this thread, thanks!  "
wear some clothes your rear end offends my eyes! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"daisy murdering swine!
is there no end to this THINGS cruelty
I was just thinking about bumming this thread, thanks!
wear some clothes your rear end offends my eyes!
Well remove your eyes! "
I have... :D |
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Damn those infernal time space continuum string things!! 
