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.housekeeping, to last a week, for you and 2 teenagers, would you buy a small number of luxury cakes (the ones that throw down the gauntlet with bold statements such as "serves 16"), or 80 Jamaica Ginger Cakes (Golden Syrup flavour also available)?
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(Obviously this is a hypothetical question since I have already spent £40 on beer and bought a new smartphone  )
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me. "
once he has worked out how to use the camera.... he'll be sending dickpics out to all and sundry.... |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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".housekeeping, to last a week, for you and 2 teenagers, would you buy a small number of luxury cakes (the ones that throw down the gauntlet with bold statements such as "serves 16"), or 80 Jamaica Ginger Cakes (Golden Syrup flavour also available)?
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(Obviously this is a hypothetical question since I have already spent £40 on beer and bought a new smartphone )
#beansontoastagain
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Neither I'd buy the ingredients and bake my own |
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"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.
once he has worked out how to use the camera.... he'll be sending dickpics out to all and sundry...."
You're all safe for a while. It's going to take me hours to work out how to make it look bigger on this new photo-editing software... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.
once he has worked out how to use the camera.... he'll be sending dickpics out to all and sundry....
You're all safe for a while. It's going to take me hours to work out how to make it look bigger on this new photo-editing software...
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Zoom and crop.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".housekeeping, to last a week, for you and 2 teenagers, would you buy a small number of luxury cakes (the ones that throw down the gauntlet with bold statements such as "serves 16"), or 80 Jamaica Ginger Cakes (Golden Syrup flavour also available)?
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(Obviously this is a hypothetical question since I have already spent £40 on beer and bought a new smartphone )
#beansontoastagain
Mr ddc "
80 quid..a tough one..shoes or some very nice tights 
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I bought a lemon and lime drizzle luxury cake that claimed it would serve 10. It would if you separated the two halves and then sliced those for serving. 
Lidl bakery for cake and those fresh little pizzas. You'll have change.
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"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.
It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)
Mrs DDC"
We've bribed him with beef stew  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would buy a crunchie
And maybe some frazzles ...in fact i would just spend the rest on frazzles
Oh I love frazzles "
Same here ...buy them whenever i see them |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.
It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)
Mrs DDC
We've bribed him with beef stew "
You got beef stew out of cakes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That reminds me of dumb and dumber.
Just get the essentials.
Oh yeah, I know what I'm doing harry.
Leaves shop with sombrero, bat and ball, four beers and a giant bag of doritos |
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"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.
It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)
Mrs DDC
We've bribed him with beef stew
You got beef stew out of cakes? "
There was also a blank cheque for the butcher. Sadly the bank wouldn't let me pay it into my account  |
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"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.
It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)
Mrs DDC
We've bribed him with beef stew "
Once it's gone he'll be back on message.
Mrs DDC |
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"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.
It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)
Mrs DDC
We've bribed him with beef stew
You got beef stew out of cakes?
There was also a blank cheque for the butcher. Sadly the bank wouldn't let me pay it into my account "
Ignore my comment on other thread, you are a very naughty boy.
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"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.
It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)
Mrs DDC
We've bribed him with beef stew
Once it's gone he'll be back on message.
Mrs DDC"
You've forgotten all the sausagemeat in the freezer? We don't need it, we have cake  |
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"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.
It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)
Mrs DDC"
Oh okay |
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"Mrs DDC left you alone without adult supervision?! She's a braver woman than me.
It's ok, the dog's in charge of the three of em, I think I can trust him to keep order (or not!)
Mrs DDC
We've bribed him with beef stew
Once it's gone he'll be back on message.
Mrs DDC
You've forgotten all the sausagemeat in the freezer? We don't need it, we have cake "
He won't let me down.
Too much bribery and he'll be sick.
And you wouldn't want that would you?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it when Mr and Mrs DDC chat to each other on the forum. 
It's only 'cos she hasn't worked out how to reply to me when I pm her
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I thought she just liked to tell you off & punish you in public. Spanky spanky spanky
(My cold meds just kicked in.) |
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"I love it when Mr and Mrs DDC chat to each other on the forum.
It's only 'cos she hasn't worked out how to reply to me when I pm her
I thought she just liked to tell you off & punish you in public. Spanky spanky spanky
(My cold meds just kicked in.)"
Exactly! He doesn't listen normally and I'm too far away to shout.
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"I love it when Mr and Mrs DDC chat to each other on the forum.
It's only 'cos she hasn't worked out how to reply to me when I pm her
I thought she just liked to tell you off & punish you in public. Spanky spanky spanky
(My cold meds just kicked in.)"
Mrs ddc is rubbish at BDSM, she apologises too readily
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£80 could get you 960 bags of assorted crisps from Lidl with 40p in change ....
So there is really no need to go hungry "
....actually there is no need for anyone to go hungry in this day and age.....two words......fresh roadkill !!!. Nothing like some freshly flattened rabbit en croute, ....served with a nice rocket salad and a glass of chilled savingion.....shoplifted from m&s..... .....have a lovely evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That reminds me of dumb and dumber.
Just get the essentials.
Oh yeah, I know what I'm doing harry.
Leaves shop with sombrero, bat and ball, four beers and a giant bag of doritos"
What's wrong with that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love it when Mr and Mrs DDC chat to each other on the forum.
It's only 'cos she hasn't worked out how to reply to me when I pm her
I thought she just liked to tell you off & punish you in public. Spanky spanky spanky
(My cold meds just kicked in.)
Mrs ddc is rubbish at BDSM, she apologises too readily
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Is it like polite BDSM?
"Would you mind awfully if I popped this ball gag in your mouth and spanked your little bottom, you naughty little boy?"  |
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"Would you mind awfully if I popped this ball gag in your mouth and spanked your little bottom, you naughty little boy? "
No, I wouldn't mind, but less of the 'little' I'm... {checks your profile}...oh, ok, but I'm almost as tall as you... 
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