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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just noticed . If you write a message with 10 or less words . It can be read without opening it. So for you guys who moan about unread messages this is what you need to do

Make your tenth word "And " because women are well known for been nosy fuckers so they will not be able to sleep till they knew what else you was gonna say.

For example. Fancy a fuck . I am in your area tonight .. AND ......

Tosh's Top Tip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*sighs*

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

And.....and? I need to know and what

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They may read it but doesn't mean they will answer it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just noticed . If you write a message with 10 or less words . It can be read without opening it. So for you guys who moan about unread messages this is what you need to do

Make your tenth word "And " because women are well known for been nosy fuckers so they will not be able to sleep till they knew what else you was gonna say.

For example. Fancy a fuck . I am in your area tonight .. AND ......

Tosh's Top Tip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

10/10 Tosh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

TOSH!! You cheeky man you haha

i can't vouch for everyone else but I reply to every message I get, even if it is a polite no thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a little problem with your plan, all the ladies are now reading it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

See. Just the fact we have ladies on a guy's only thread proves my point

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Just noticed . If you write a message with 10 or less words . It can be read without opening it. So for you guys who moan about unread messages this is what you need to do

Make your tenth word "And " because women are well known for been nosy fuckers so they will not be able to sleep till they knew what else you was gonna say.

For example. Fancy a fuck . I am in your area tonight .. AND ......

Tosh's Top Tip

Sorry we're ahead of you - if you're a site supporter you can open the message *before* and read the new one without opening it, thus thwarting the impatient male in his insatiable desire to be heard!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer five guys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just noticed . If you write a message with 10 or less words . It can be read without opening it. So for you guys who moan about unread messages this is what you need to do

Make your tenth word "And " because women are well known for been nosy fuckers so they will not be able to sleep till they knew what else you was gonna say.

For example. Fancy a fuck . I am in your area tonight .. AND ......

Tosh's Top Tip

Oh, the mind of a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And.....and? I need to know and what

For that you will need to open the message

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it said- I will come to do your bidding all week and .......

That would work.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just noticed . If you write a message with 10 or less words . It can be read without opening it. So for you guys who moan about unread messages this is what you need to do

Make your tenth word "And " because women are well known for been nosy fuckers so they will not be able to sleep till they knew what else you was gonna say.

For example. Fancy a fuck . I am in your area tonight .. AND ......

Tosh's Top Tip

Then we can mark it as unread after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh so when you send:

Fancy a fuck

Hi how are you

Hi you're hot

What u up 2

I'm in your area next week wanna meet?

U sxy

I want to lick you

Etc etc etc they can read the whole message without even opening it, and thus let the sender think they haven't opened their mailbox.

Hmm interesting

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ahh so when you send:

Fancy a fuck

Hi how are you

Hi you're hot

What u up 2

I'm in your area next week wanna meet?

U sxy

I want to lick you

Etc etc etc they can read the whole message without even opening it, and thus let the sender think they haven't opened their mailbox.

Hmm interesting

Yes, the problem for the complainants is that the majority of them cannot construct a sentence of 10 words or more anyway, hence their downfall.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read then mark again as unread!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only read if they have a pic attached

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahh so when you send:

Fancy a fuck

Hi how are you

Hi you're hot

What u up 2

I'm in your area next week wanna meet?

U sxy

I want to lick you

Etc etc etc they can read the whole message without even opening it, and thus let the sender think they haven't opened their mailbox.

Hmm interesting

Yes, the problem for the complainants is that the majority of them cannot construct a sentence of 10 words or more anyway, hence their downfall.....

Hah! Touché

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Or double space your messages

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

There are some on here can't write anything in less than 10 volumes

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Yes,but we know you're waiting for us to say 'and what?' that's why I never ask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this the female form of edging?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't believe how many women are replying on a MEN ONLY thread, they are outnumbering the men.Which proves they are a damn sight nosier than the men.

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By *ildt123Man over a year ago

Huddersfield

"I only read if they have a pic attached"

Oh you are so going to get bombarded with pics of gentleman bits now lol

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By *oluptuousWetOneWoman over a year ago

Wokingham / Reading

Just a rebel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just noticed . If you write a message with 10 or less words . It can be read without opening it. So for you guys who moan about unread messages this is what you need to do

Make your tenth word "And " because women are well known for been nosy fuckers so they will not be able to sleep till they knew what else you was gonna say.

For example. Fancy a fuck . I am in your area tonight .. AND ......

Tosh's Top Tip

You could try.

"Fifty percent off hand bags and shoes. Reply to".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just noticed . If you write a message with 10 or less words . It can be read without opening it. So for you guys who moan about unread messages this is what you need to do

Make your tenth word "And " because women are well known for been nosy fuckers so they will not be able to sleep till they knew what else you was gonna say.

For example. Fancy a fuck . I am in your area tonight .. AND ......

Tosh's Top Tip

You could try.

"Fifty percent off hand bags and shoes. Reply to".

You got the accessories in the wrong order. Shoes ALWAYS come first, have you learned nothing?????

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

So ok, from this I am going to start finding shoes offers for women, attaching pictures of the offer and with an 'and' teaser!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nice one op

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I can't believe how many women are replying on a MEN ONLY thread, they are outnumbering the men.Which proves they are a damn sight nosier than the men."

We just need to keep an eye on what you guy's are up to that's all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I rarely send messages since it would use up far too much time for too little reward and I dont have that sort of time available.

On the other hand if ladies or couples message me I always reply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I rest my case yer honour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't believe how many women are replying on a MEN ONLY thread, they are outnumbering the men.Which proves they are a damn sight nosier than the men.

We just need to keep an eye on what you guy's are up to that's all

And since when did we follow instructions?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can't believe how many women are replying on a MEN ONLY thread, they are outnumbering the men.Which proves they are a damn sight nosier than the men.

We just need to keep an eye on what you guy's are up to that's all

And since when did we follow instructions?

"
Now now. Don't go all Dom on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"TOSH!! You cheeky man you haha

i can't vouch for everyone else but I reply to every message I get, even if it is a polite no thanks xx

That's true........ Loud does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Top chap and advice old boy . Tosh your a genius

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By *eccymanMan over a year ago

Gateshead

OP... 'and' isn't enough to pique a woman's curiosity unless it's followed by any of these words:

Your sister..

Your partner...

Your ex (guaranteed to get her to read further)...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just noticed . If you write a message with 10 or less words . It can be read without opening it. So for you guys who moan about unread messages this is what you need to do

Make your tenth word "And " because women are well known for been nosy fuckers so they will not be able to sleep till they knew what else you was gonna say.

For example. Fancy a fuck . I am in your area tonight .. AND ......

Tosh's Top Tip

You could try.

"Fifty percent off hand bags and shoes. Reply to".

You got the accessories in the wrong order. Shoes ALWAYS come first, have you learned nothing?????

You replied though!

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