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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
It's Monday morning and travelling to work can feel like a zombie hell!!
If you were caught in a zombie apocalypse right now - and the only thing to defend you was what's closest to your right hand - what would you be grabbing to save you?  |
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"For me it's a pack of batteries and a tube of Aloe vera!!
Yup. I'm dead.
You liar. I bet your lub was the closes thing 
Love you
MrsSB  "
Didn't need it - wet enough 
Loves ya back (and front!)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have just left for work so can use the car to ram them.
I left Lucifer putting his harness on so theres a splitting maul, lopper and 2 chainsaws.....
Think he'll have more fun |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
A used breakfast plate to use like a frisbee, blunt knife and a fork with bent tines. I have eaten so they stand a chance. Woe betide any zombie that attacks before breakfast.
How do you cook zombie? |
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"I keep a cricket bat handy for these kind of situations 
Concentrate on your footwork, don't take your eyes off the balls"
I need one of those walking canes with a sword inside, à la John Steed. That would suit me. |
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And I can run faster than him, so it's farewell to my best friend 
