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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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C'mon people if you're going to copy and paste messages to people, why not make it obvious?
Dear [Fab username],
I really liked your photo/s and/or profile text (delete as appropriate) and think if you replied to this, you'd make me very happy. I would however then expect a meet from you, because as we all know, a reply = expectation of sex.
I have sent this to everyone in my local area and also to people on hot photos, and some forumites who seem particularly witty/look hot.
Please take it as a huge compliment that you received this message because it means that I would agree to have sex with you, probably, if you reply.
I'm not going to add the code word that you state in your profile, if in fact you do have one, because it makes me feel disrespected and a piece of meat.
Yours, whoever you want me to be. I'll promise you the world, and then be quite unlikely to turn up.
xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a bit long, do I have to read all that?  "
Yes you bloody well do. It was crafted with lust as motivation due to your amazing profile, and that's to whoever happens to be reading this.
I can't believe you'd be so rude as to not read it when I specifically wrote it for you/other people!
Some people/others on here are so up themselves! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice tits
* you forgot the ""
Everything's fine with a
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That's now a hell of a lot of .
It doesn't look sincere when there's too many . It looks like you're taking the piss and/or need medication.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Save on time and data space, just send "fuk?".
Maybe just:
F?
f?, i reckon a capital uses more bytes  "
Why not just ?
I'm just I've had just ? sent to me before now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"C'mon people if you're going to copy and paste messages to people, why not make it obvious?
Dear [Fab username],
I really liked your photo/s and/or profile text (delete as appropriate) and think if you replied to this, you'd make me very happy. I would however then expect a meet from you, because as we all know, a reply = expectation of sex.
I have sent this to everyone in my local area and also to people on hot photos, and some forumites who seem particularly witty/look hot.
Please take it as a huge compliment that you received this message because it means that I would agree to have sex with you, probably, if you reply.
I'm not going to add the code word that you state in your profile, if in fact you do have one, because it makes me feel disrespected and a piece of meat.
Yours, whoever you want me to be. I'll promise you the world, and then be quite unlikely to turn up.
xx"
You got my mail then?
Why didn't you reply??????
Instantly!!!!!!!!!
Bloody fakes and time wasters.
Next time I won't put so much effort in.
PS, was the cock pick OK?
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Save on time and data space, just send "fuk?".
Maybe just:
F?
f?, i reckon a capital uses more bytes
Why not just ?
I'm just I've had just ? sent to me before now. "
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Nuff said  |
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