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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There will soon be transgender sims. I know nothing about sims but I will now be able to live out a virtual life as a transgender person.
How do I sign up?"
Just tuck it between your legs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There will soon be transgender sims. I know nothing about sims but I will now be able to live out a virtual life as a transgender person.
How do I sign up?"
Buy the game. Its addictive though and you suddenly realise around the point tour locking your sims in with the dead bodies of thier family that all humans when given the power of a god are psychopaths. |
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"A life without wars, disease, and famine, a life where we can all be who we truly want to be! A life lived in paradise....
Wot no 70 virgins  "
Being from Birmingham, you are unlikely to know what 70 virgins look like  |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"A life without wars, disease, and famine, a life where we can all be who we truly want to be! A life lived in paradise....
Wot no 70 virgins
Being from Birmingham, you are unlikely to know what 70 virgins look like "
Have a look around spark hill |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A life without wars, disease, and famine, a life where we can all be who we truly want to be! A life lived in paradise....
Wot no 70 virgins
Being from Birmingham, you are unlikely to know what 70 virgins look like "
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I dunno I can only count to ten anyhow.... unless I remove these socks but....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There will soon be transgender sims. I know nothing about sims but I will now be able to live out a virtual life as a transgender person.
How do I sign up?
Buy the game. Its addictive though and you suddenly realise around the point tour locking your sims in with the dead bodies of thier family that all humans when given the power of a god are psychopaths. "
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I have grand delusions of power and I'm only left in charge of a lawnmower and some power tools...I really need to stay from this game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There will soon be transgender sims. I know nothing about sims but I will now be able to live out a virtual life as a transgender person.
How do I sign up?
Buy the game. Its addictive though and you suddenly realise around the point tour locking your sims in with the dead bodies of thier family that all humans when given the power of a god are psychopaths. .
I have grand delusions of power and I'm only left in charge of a lawnmower and some power tools...I really need to stay from this game"
*you have displeased me ao im going to replace the cooker with a BBQ and watch you burn your house down with your children locked upstairs*
Then build a new house so you have to live with the ghosts of your dead children |
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By *onyneMan
over a year ago
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"A life without wars, disease, and famine, a life where we can all be who we truly want to be! A life lived in paradise....
Wot no 70 virgins
Being from Birmingham, you are unlikely to know what 70 virgins look like "
You could look through door of any games workshop stores... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There will soon be transgender sims. I know nothing about sims but I will now be able to live out a virtual life as a transgender person.
How do I sign up?
Buy the game. Its addictive though and you suddenly realise around the point tour locking your sims in with the dead bodies of thier family that all humans when given the power of a god are psychopaths. .
I have grand delusions of power and I'm only left in charge of a lawnmower and some power tools...I really need to stay from this game
*you have displeased me ao im going to replace the cooker with a BBQ and watch you burn your house down with your children locked upstairs*
Then build a new house so you have to live with the ghosts of your dead children"
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Are you secretly my ex wife? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There will soon be transgender sims. I know nothing about sims but I will now be able to live out a virtual life as a transgender person.
How do I sign up?
Buy the game. Its addictive though and you suddenly realise around the point tour locking your sims in with the dead bodies of thier family that all humans when given the power of a god are psychopaths. .
I have grand delusions of power and I'm only left in charge of a lawnmower and some power tools...I really need to stay from this game
*you have displeased me ao im going to replace the cooker with a BBQ and watch you burn your house down with your children locked upstairs*
Then build a new house so you have to live with the ghosts of your dead children.
Are you secretly my ex wife?"
You could make a sim of your ex wife and slowly torture her into insanity over the years.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There will soon be transgender sims. I know nothing about sims but I will now be able to live out a virtual life as a transgender person.
How do I sign up?
Buy the game. Its addictive though and you suddenly realise around the point tour locking your sims in with the dead bodies of thier family that all humans when given the power of a god are psychopaths. .
I have grand delusions of power and I'm only left in charge of a lawnmower and some power tools...I really need to stay from this game
*you have displeased me ao im going to replace the cooker with a BBQ and watch you burn your house down with your children locked upstairs*
Then build a new house so you have to live with the ghosts of your dead children.
Are you secretly my ex wife?
You could make a sim of your ex wife and slowly torture her into insanity over the years...."
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I think I did that with the marriage... It seems overly cruel to do it again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A life without wars, disease, and famine, a life where we can all be who we truly want to be! A life lived in paradise....
Wot no 70 virgins "
Have you seen Susan Boyle? Do you really want 70 virgins? |
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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago
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"What would I wear?
Decisions decisions 
A bowler hat
Will it match my sari?
Of course it will "
In that case it's a no brainer. I want to look classy in my new life |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I used to LOVE that game. I found a cheat that would switch off "jealousy" and would have several Sims all shagging at once in the same massive bedroom with loads of beds facing each other.
Or I'd get them to go shag the hot Sim next door while their partner was at work.
I had a playboy mansion thing going on with loads of hot women and one fit bloke too.
I even figured out a way to breed them to make their boobs get really big in subsequent generations.
It was after watching me play that computer game, my husband got his first idea that I would like swinging. It took him a couple of years to suggest it to me though! |
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