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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a message read then deleted I'm not coping very well with the rejection...can I have some perv material to ease my pain?   "
how very dare they!! 
bloomin' cheek  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You should really stop it with the cut and paste messages with a pic of your vagina attached. 
I know maybe it was the bit of loo roll sticking out of it. Do you think it put them off? "
That happens to you, too?  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"You should really stop it with the cut and paste messages with a pic of your vagina attached.
I know maybe it was the bit of loo roll sticking out of it. Do you think it put them off?
That happens to you, too? "
Yes it does  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a lolly you can lick....
Do what all us insecure males do... don't message first
I'm not insecure I do message first you know "
Really 
I am uber insecure and never message first, but I wrap that up in being gentlemanly by not flooding people's inboxes when they get so many crap messages (or so they say). Secret's out |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I've got a lolly you can lick....
Do what all us insecure males do... don't message first
I'm not insecure I do message first you know
Really
I am uber insecure and never message first, but I wrap that up in being gentlemanly by not flooding people's inboxes when they get so many crap messages (or so they say). Secret's out "
Ain't you kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men don't feel emotional pain, just like women don't poop .
You haven't seen my toilet after I've done a massive shit "
do u have to wipe n wipe n wipe n wipe..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"https://youtu.be/MGRedtmJLf4
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Good choice, i love Kate Bush. "
I am now going on a youtube road trip through the back catalogue...until I end up at the washing machine song, what was that all about???  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
You can use johnsodas technique for dealing with such heartbreak.....
Tell yourself it was because you were out of their league, works for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men don't feel emotional pain, just like women don't poop .
You haven't seen my toilet after I've done a massive shit "
Well, I guess midnight snack is off the table now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"https://youtu.be/MGRedtmJLf4
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Good choice, i love Kate Bush.
I am now going on a youtube road trip through the back catalogue...until I end up at the washing machine song, what was that all about??? "
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Lord knows, knowing her it was probably just that....about a washing machine.
I'm still trying to find what her 50 Names for snow are  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"https://youtu.be/MGRedtmJLf4
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Good choice, i love Kate Bush.
I am now going on a youtube road trip through the back catalogue...until I end up at the washing machine song, what was that all about???
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Lord knows, knowing her it was probably just that....about a washing machine.
I'm still trying to find what her 50 Names for snow are "
I am currently running up that hill.... ooh the memories... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a message read then deleted I'm not coping very well with the rejection...can I have some perv material to ease my pain? "
I did read it. But. "I've had bigger fingers then your cock Tosh " did not deserve a reply  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been turned down more times than a pair of "hand me down" keks "
Stayed in the intercontinental hotel in Istanbul; lovely maid comes into my room around 8pm and says "can i turn down your bed sir?" I quip "why not, hundreds of women have", she just looks at me and I realise some jokes just aren't funny...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a message read then deleted I'm not coping very well with the rejection...can I have some perv material to ease my pain? "
How could they resist the chicken in the boobs though! I had a giggle at that 1 :') |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You should really stop it with the cut and paste messages with a pic of your vagina attached.
I know maybe it was the bit of loo roll sticking out of it. Do you think it put them off? "
That or the sky remote to measure the depth of your flange? |
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