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"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....
It was carnage,,,,  "
I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....
It was carnage,,,,
I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box "
I'd implicitly followed the instruction....
The discharge of molten filling which caused my injury was ejected via a defective seam on the pop tart which I can only assume occurred during the manufacturing process,,,
Operator error was not a contributing factor in causing the lava hot jam to land on my scrotum ........  |
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"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....
It was carnage,,,,
I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box
I'd implicitly followed the instruction....
The discharge of molten filling which caused my injury was ejected via a defective seam on the pop tart which I can only assume occurred during the manufacturing process,,,
Operator error was not a contributing factor in causing the lava hot jam to land on my scrotum ........ "
Hence the song.....now how does Jerry Lee sing it?....."Goodness gracious, great balls of fire" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....
It was carnage,,,,
I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box
I'd implicitly followed the instruction....
The discharge of molten filling which caused my injury was ejected via a defective seam on the pop tart which I can only assume occurred during the manufacturing process,,,
Operator error was not a contributing factor in causing the lava hot jam to land on my scrotum ........
Hence the song.....now how does Jerry Lee sing it?....."Goodness gracious, great balls of fire""
It was no laughing matter...... all we had as an alternative was shredded-wheat and we had no milk..... |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
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"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....
It was carnage,,,,
I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box
I'd implicitly followed the instruction....
The discharge of molten filling which caused my injury was ejected via a defective seam on the pop tart which I can only assume occurred during the manufacturing process,,,
Operator error was not a contributing factor in causing the lava hot jam to land on my scrotum ........
Hence the song.....now how does Jerry Lee sing it?....."Goodness gracious, great balls of fire"
It was no laughing matter...... all we had as an alternative was shredded-wheat and we had no milk..... "
Which reminds me of a colleague who used to get a really dry mouth and her inside lips in her mouth used to stick to her teeth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....
It was carnage,,,,
I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box
I'd implicitly followed the instruction....
The discharge of molten filling which caused my injury was ejected via a defective seam on the pop tart which I can only assume occurred during the manufacturing process,,,
Operator error was not a contributing factor in causing the lava hot jam to land on my scrotum ........
Hence the song.....now how does Jerry Lee sing it?....."Goodness gracious, great balls of fire"
It was no laughing matter...... all we had as an alternative was shredded-wheat and we had no milk.....
Which reminds me of a colleague who used to get a really dry mouth and her inside lips in her mouth used to stick to her teeth! "
Oh but isn't it fascinating to watch,,,, its almost hypnotic ..... |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I stopped using my toaster following an incident involving a naked breakfast and a defective Pop-tart....
It was carnage,,,,
I always wondered who the hell needed the instructions on the pop tart box
I'd implicitly followed the instruction....
The discharge of molten filling which caused my injury was ejected via a defective seam on the pop tart which I can only assume occurred during the manufacturing process,,,
Operator error was not a contributing factor in causing the lava hot jam to land on my scrotum ........
Hence the song.....now how does Jerry Lee sing it?....."Goodness gracious, great balls of fire"
It was no laughing matter...... all we had as an alternative was shredded-wheat and we had no milk.....
Which reminds me of a colleague who used to get a really dry mouth and her inside lips in her mouth used to stick to her teeth!
Oh but isn't it fascinating to watch,,,, its almost hypnotic ..... "
Oh absolutely! Mesmerising is the word.
And you thought it was Grease!
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