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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Riddance?
did I upset you today?
Hey didn't know you did belly dancing, great fun isn't it"
yep, joined September but learnt folk belly dancing when in N Africa. Fun and keeps you in shape too and just luuuuuv the dressing up! |
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Riddance?
did I upset you today?
Hey didn't know you did belly dancing, great fun isn't it
yep, joined September but learnt folk belly dancing when in N Africa. Fun and keeps you in shape too and just luuuuuv the dressing up! "
Totally agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My parsley has sprouted already. Its notoriously difficult to germinate first time. I keep telling everyone this has been a very mild winter.
So... expect a sunny period from now till beginning of May then its gonna be dull and grey until September. The parsely has spoken. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My new office cleaner has an amazing figure!
Face like a melted plastic bag unfortunately but I'm a glass half full type of guy!"
just paper bag her head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very good actually , after a great weekends fun and games , the sun is out and life is good , until it fuckin snows again but then theres allways sledging |
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"My new office cleaner has an amazing figure!
Face like a melted plastic bag unfortunately but I'm a glass half full type of guy!
just paper bag her head "
I go one better.
When ever I am administering a sympthy fuck to a fugly I have a paper bag that I have drawn my face on which I place over their head.
This way I can love myself completely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When ever I am administering a sympthy fuck to a fugly I have a paper bag that I have drawn my face on which I place over their head.
This way I can love myself completely."
Im in stitches here.. how the hell does your mind work?
second thoughts.. i dont wanna know! |
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"When ever I am administering a sympthy fuck to a fugly I have a paper bag that I have drawn my face on which I place over their head.
This way I can love myself completely.
Im in stitches here.. how the hell does your mind work?
second thoughts.. i dont wanna know! "
The secret is I just tell the truth and everyone else thinks I'm joking
Shhhhhhhhhhh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im in stitches here.. how the hell does your mind work?
second thoughts.. i dont wanna know!
The secret is I just tell the truth and everyone else thinks I'm joking
Shhhhhhhhhhh!"
My lips are sealed x |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Im in stitches here.. how the hell does your mind work?
second thoughts.. i dont wanna know!
The secret is I just tell the truth and everyone else thinks I'm joking
Shhhhhhhhhhh!
My lips are sealed x "
hope you only mean your mouth ones, otherwise there are going to be a hell of a lot of disappointed guys on here!!!! |
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"Im in stitches here.. how the hell does your mind work?
second thoughts.. i dont wanna know!
The secret is I just tell the truth and everyone else thinks I'm joking
Shhhhhhhhhhh!
My lips are sealed x
hope you only mean your mouth ones, otherwise there are going to be a hell of a lot of disappointed guys on here!!!!"
TING - TING - TING - TING!*
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*The sound Wendy's claws make when extending. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When ever I am administering a sympthy fuck to a fugly I have a paper bag that I have drawn my face on which I place over their head.
This way I can love myself completely.
Im in stitches here.. how the hell does your mind work?
second thoughts.. i dont wanna know! "
think it may have one of those little keys, like you used to stick in to wind up sleeping beauty and prince charming so they would dance? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im in stitches here.. how the hell does your mind work?
second thoughts.. i dont wanna know!
The secret is I just tell the truth and everyone else thinks I'm joking
Shhhhhhhhhhh!
My lips are sealed x "
n yer tits are feeled |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"When ever I am administering a sympthy fuck to a fugly I have a paper bag that I have drawn my face on which I place over their head.
This way I can love myself completely.
Im in stitches here.. how the hell does your mind work?
second thoughts.. i dont wanna know!
think it may have one of those little keys, like you used to stick in to wind up sleeping beauty and prince charming so they would dance?"
I think Funky's medication may need to be re-assessed, he's obviously delusional again!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When ever I am administering a sympthy fuck to a fugly I have a paper bag that I have drawn my face on which I place over their head.
This way I can love myself completely.
Im in stitches here.. how the hell does your mind work?
second thoughts.. i dont wanna know!
think it may have one of those little keys, like you used to stick in to wind up sleeping beauty and prince charming so they would dance?
I think Funky's medication may need to be re-assessed, he's obviously delusional again!!!!"
and it's goodnight from me x |
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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago
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not a good day here snowing again, am having hot flushes and got a girlie infection due to my hormones being all over the place...... the joys of being a woman.... men have an easy life |
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