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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
I've been perusing the world wide web and came across a very stimulating article about unfortunate Ikea product names.
They have a shower curtain called Fammen Vag, a table lamp called Milf and a bedding type thing for plants called Kokosnot.
So, I was wondering, if Ikea made sex toys, what would they be called? |
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over a year ago
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"I've been perusing the world wide web and came across a very stimulating article about unfortunate Ikea product names.
They have a shower curtain called Fammen Vag, a table lamp called Milf and a bedding type thing for plants called Kokosnot.
So, I was wondering, if Ikea made sex toys, what would they be called? "
cheap nasty shit ?  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about.....
DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher
DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots
DAVE - bit average but does the job
DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range)
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about.....
DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher
DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots
DAVE - bit average but does the job
DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range)
"
I think you should visit Dragon's Den with those ideas.
Build them and they will come!
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about.....
DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher
DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots
DAVE - bit average but does the job
DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range)
I think you should visit Dragon's Den with those ideas.
Build them and they will come!
"
Reckon Deborah thingies old red face would implode if I did!! 
'Here are samples I bought for you to try out'  |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about.....
DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher
DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots
DAVE - bit average but does the job
DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range)
I think you should visit Dragon's Den with those ideas.
Build them and they will come!
Reckon Deborah thingies old red face would implode if I did!!
'Here are samples I bought for you to try out' "
She needs a good rodgering with the DIRKDIGGLER! |
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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"would ikea be using forced slave labour to make the toys like it has done for its furniture ?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20356945"
I haven't thought that far ahead what with this being a little bit of tongue in cheek fun! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"They may launch the 'Double D' range of vibrators with dead ordinary names just to twist the plot about.....
DIRKDIGGLER - the extra large cervix basher
DOM - large and powerful enough to please and hit the right spots
DAVE - bit average but does the job
DEREK - Eats batteries and doesn't work properly (budget range)
I think you should visit Dragon's Den with those ideas.
Build them and they will come!
Reckon Deborah thingies old red face would implode if I did!!
'Here are samples I bought for you to try out'
She needs a good rodgering with the DIRKDIGGLER! "
But for her it should be a colon tickler! |
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