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By *reakShow90 OP Man
over a year ago
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Ok I know every one has one what's the worst thing you have done d*unk? (nothing illegal)
I once had to go to the toilet under bridge.
once fell asleep in a phone box covered in puke and blood and pee woke up to a police man asking if I was ok.
Fell asleep on the train home from manchester and woke up in leeds had to ring a mate to pick me up at like 7 in the morning.
Had a fight with a sea gul over a big mac in blackpool.
Had a throwing up comp with a friend.
Think that's at the moment (all of them happend beween 17 and 22) |
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"Ok I know every one has one what's the worst thing you have done d*unk? (nothing illegal)
I once had to go to the toilet under bridge.
once fell asleep in a phone box covered in puke and blood and pee woke up to a police man asking if I was ok.
Fell asleep on the train home from manchester and woke up in leeds had to ring a mate to pick me up at like 7 in the morning.
Had a fight with a sea gul over a big mac in blackpool.
Had a throwing up comp with a friend.
Think that's at the moment (all of them happend beween 17 and 22)"
You sound like a right barrel of laughs... |
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I was once arrested for stealing a traffic bollard. We found it amongst some roadworks and were carrying it back to our student digs when we walked past a police car without noticing.
Even worse, while I had been buying booze, one of my mates had also nicked a pricing-gun from the offy.
"We don't mind the traffic bollard, but you need to tell us who took this"
"I have no idea officer, I've never seen it before in my life"
"Take off your jacket son, how do you explain that?"
The back of my jacket was totally covered in £9.99 price stickers.
"Err, I just bought it and haven't had time to take the price tags off yet?"
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I was 18 I was challenged to a drinking competition to drink a shot of every spirit behind the bar. 3 hrs later I was borderline being sent to hospital to have my stomach pumped. But I was still so d*unk I soiled myself (yes both!!!)
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By *reakShow90 OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester/halifax |
"Ok I know every one has one what's the worst thing you have done d*unk? (nothing illegal)
I once had to go to the toilet under bridge.
once fell asleep in a phone box covered in puke and blood and pee woke up to a police man asking if I was ok.
Fell asleep on the train home from manchester and woke up in leeds had to ring a mate to pick me up at like 7 in the morning.
Had a fight with a sea gul over a big mac in blackpool.
Had a throwing up comp with a friend.
Think that's at the moment (all of them happend beween 17 and 22)
You sound like a right barrel of laughs..."
no more of an embarrassment but I was/ am young so can do that sort of stuff still lol |
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By *reakShow90 OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester/halifax |
"I was once arrested for stealing a traffic bollard. We found it amongst some roadworks and were carrying it back to our student digs when we walked past a police car without noticing.
Even worse, while I had been buying booze, one of my mates had also nicked a pricing-gun from the offy.
"We don't mind the traffic bollard, but you need to tell us who took this"
"I have no idea officer, I've never seen it before in my life"
"Take off your jacket son, how do you explain that?"
The back of my jacket was totally covered in £9.99 price stickers.
"Err, I just bought it and haven't had time to take the price tags off yet?"
Mr ddc"
oh yeah loves walking home with road signs had a few kept in a mates rooms lol and never did a prising gun Ied say that could of been a good tool lol |
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By *reakShow90 OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester/halifax |
"When I was 18 I was challenged to a drinking competition to drink a shot of every spirit behind the bar. 3 hrs later I was borderline being sent to hospital to have my stomach pumped. But I was still so d*unk I soiled myself (yes both!!!)
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niceeeee soooo you still do shot comps? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Climbed through the window of an empty hotel room, stayed the night only to find on waking that the mini kettle wasn't working. So I took it to the front desk, complained, and got a replacement.
Great. Forgot I couldn't get back into the room.
Slipped out with mini kettle under arm, clambered through window again, drank all the tea, left.
Not that bad all told. I was flat broke and it was cold, so sod it. |
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Group of us went out in Banbury I started the night drinking a 75cl bottle of Nisa brandy, in the club drinking cocktails I felt sick, grabbed a pint glass and filled it with puke, my mate said waste not and downed it making us all feel 10 times worse. I got kicked out of the club by 10 pm, terrible behaviour |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This one stays high on my list in my younger years;
Myself and 2 mates sitting in the local getting d*unk and a regular loud d*unk was in again shouting his head off, he left about 8, staggering off home, he always shouts he goes to bed early so up early for fishing in mornings.
We had a bright idea, or through drink we thought it was a good idea, we said:
What if we paint all of his windows black, he gets up in the morning to go fishing, looks outside, thinks its still dark and goes back to bed
the more we thought of this, the better it sounded, we stopped in at my drink buddies garage picked up the paint and some brushes
11pm we were painting away, never got caught and we were very quiet in pub for next few weeks as this was the talk of the village
honest it did sound a good idea at the time, but then everything does with drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This one worries me the most
My football team play against a team in whitby(roughly 45 min drive away) so we always make a day of it an get a mini bus down an go out after.
So this is my first time down as an 18 year old all day after the game on the drink and its around midnight and the minibus is picking up, im in the pizza shop with my mate when he says hes just going to get his dad. I then disappear nowhere to be seen they all search for an hour for me but cant find me and decide to leave.
Me i was in bed at home before theyd finished looking for me... How? I have no idea, to this day i still dont know, i certainly didnt have enough money for a taxi and a month later i got a call from whitby police saying theyd found my wallet!
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By *reakShow90 OP Man
over a year ago
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"This one worries me the most
My football team play against a team in whitby(roughly 45 min drive away) so we always make a day of it an get a mini bus down an go out after.
So this is my first time down as an 18 year old all day after the game on the drink and its around midnight and the minibus is picking up, im in the pizza shop with my mate when he says hes just going to get his dad. I then disappear nowhere to be seen they all search for an hour for me but cant find me and decide to leave.
Me i was in bed at home before theyd finished looking for me... How? I have no idea, to this day i still dont know, i certainly didnt have enough money for a taxi and a month later i got a call from whitby police saying theyd found my wallet!
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sounds like you had a good night but got off lucky some thing much worse could of happend |
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Fell into a camp fire, I slipped in the mud next to it. Luckily only my hand went in the ashes, I didn't feel the burn till the next morning. Thank God all I got was blisters.
D*unk pernod the night before, then d*unk 2 pints of water when still hung over. |
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I never get that d*unk, however:
The twin brother of a good friend of mine got shit-faced and, with a biro and compass, tattooed CUNT on the inside of his bottom lip.
That was pretty fucking stupid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fell down the escalator at Old St station, was found by the station manager when locking up and awoke in hospital the next morning. Still to this day have no recollection of the incident! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This one worries me the most
My football team play against a team in whitby(roughly 45 min drive away) so we always make a day of it an get a mini bus down an go out after.
So this is my first time down as an 18 year old all day after the game on the drink and its around midnight and the minibus is picking up, im in the pizza shop with my mate when he says hes just going to get his dad. I then disappear nowhere to be seen they all search for an hour for me but cant find me and decide to leave.
Me i was in bed at home before theyd finished looking for me... How? I have no idea, to this day i still dont know, i certainly didnt have enough money for a taxi and a month later i got a call from whitby police saying theyd found my wallet!
sounds like you had a good night but got off lucky some thing much worse could of happend "
I was extremely lucky! I couldve ended up in the harbour or freezing to death on the moors! |
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"Ok I know every one has one what's the worst thing you have done d*unk? (nothing illegal)
I once had to go to the toilet under bridge.
once fell asleep in a phone box covered in puke and blood and pee woke up to a police man asking if I was ok.
Fell asleep on the train home from manchester and woke up in leeds had to ring a mate to pick me up at like 7 in the morning.
Had a fight with a sea gul over a big mac in blackpool.
Had a throwing up comp with a friend.
Think that's at the moment (all of them happend beween 17 and 22)"
The list of stupid stuff i have done while d*unk would break the internet. Most embarrassing is probably sending a pic to the wrong person (mums best mate) she was very complimentary but said she prefered it if i didnt do it again, i could have died of embarrassment |
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Not worst but i got called a "classy chick" for this.
Went out dressed up to the 9s and in a limosine, champagne and cocktails all night, limosine home and got out on the corner with a couple of friends.
First thing i do was off with my shoes, up the nearest gateway, drop my draws and had a pee.
Not worst but funniest cause i was 50 and its exactly what i did when i was 20.
Cant polish a turd  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I put the bop in the bop she wop she wop, I then went abit further and put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong.......... My mate was a proper swine tho as he put the naughty word in Scunthorpe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The worse? Only last year!
Erm... my ex moved back in with his parents after his last relationship broke up, and at the time it was his parents, his son and him living in quite a small house. He & I were staying up one night, I'd barely eaten all day and he introduced me to a particularly potent South African brandy... cut to us going to bed, just about to have sex, and I threw up in my mouth, jumped up, ran to the bathroom with my hand over my mouth, dribbling sick as I ran. He had to clean my sick off the bathroom floor, pushed me in the shower, helped me wash, combed my hair, dressed me in one of his tops, though I spent half the night leaning over the toilet.
I woke up the next morning to hear him & his mum talking about getting some carpet cleaner as I'd got some on the hallway carpet too... thankfully his mum is really really nice and actually blamed him for getting me into such a state.  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I was out with a group of friends. There were about 9 of us. Myself and a friend went to the bar to get a few drinks in and were hassled by a couple of obviously d*unk lads. It was bordering on sexual assault. Some of the other women came over to provide support and I thought it would be just retribution to debag the pair in front of everyone in the packed bar.
One of them was almost in tears when we left with their pants AND undies.
Today I'd probably just call the police. |
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Completely forgot about it till at airport and going to the loo
At a works Xmas party an intern accused me that I was looking at her tits, now sober me would have said no...d*unk me said you they do look half bad, cocked head to check out her bum, and your Arse is quiet nice as well. Cue historical laughter from people around me....Monday afternoon was interesting 
